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Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Vettel is a dad.

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Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Wirth1000 posted:

Vettel is a dad.

Imagine having a child knowing that some day you'll need to have a conversation with him about how you're a complete fraud.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

1500quidporsche posted:

Imagine having a child knowing that some day you'll need to have a conversation with him about how you're a complete fraud.

I dont think Lewis has had kids yet.

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

1500quidporsche posted:

Imagine having a child knowing that some day you'll need to have a conversation with him about how you're a complete fraud.

He can always ask Damon for advice :v:

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


enri posted:

He can always ask Damon for advice :v:

Literally the worst opinion in the thread. Does anyone have the video of Damon playing Johnny B Goode on stage at Silverstone so we can finally put these pathetic lies to sleep.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
Just to make it clear here is a list of the current fraud champions.

Alonso - 2 time fraud, asked people to crash so he could win. Got upset with another Fraud driver so he decided to narc on mclaren (possibly a good thing because mclaren are a fraud team)
Button - poo poo whiny driver only won a wdc because he had a cheat car and even then he almost got beat by some old guy (I would definitely have sex with his hot half j-babe wife though)
Hamilton - Barely beat some brazilian nobody and had to pay off some irish driver to slow down so he could just about win his 1st wdc. Whined his way to a 2nd wdc crying about his posh (cool finnish german guy) teammate all the way.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
The complete list of fraud champions are Mike Hawthorn, Graham Hill, Jim Clark, John Surtees, Jackie Stewart, James Hunt, Nigel Mansell, Damon Hill, Lewis Hamilton, and Jenson Button.

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

NtotheTC posted:

Literally the worst opinion in the thread. Does anyone have the video of Damon playing Johnny B Goode on stage at Silverstone so we can finally put these pathetic lies to sleep.

I actually felt bad typing that, I like Damon :(

Alain Post posted:

The complete list of fraud champions are Mike Hawthorn, Graham Hill, Jim Clark, John Surtees, Jackie Stewart, James Hunt, Nigel Mansell, Damon Hill, Lewis Hamilton, and Jenson Button.

I...I think I can see a pattern forming here

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This was expected but Caterham is probably dead.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Bad team. Won't be missed.

thegasman2000
Feb 12, 2005
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Why does everyone's fraud WDC exclude the largest of them all. MSC was truly the worst. Custom tyres won him everything!

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


thegasman2000 posted:

Why does everyone's fraud WDC exclude the largest of them all. MSC was truly the worst. Custom tyres won him everything!

It's poor form to speak ill of the dead.

thegasman2000
Feb 12, 2005
Update my TFLC log? BOLLOCKS!
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Yet everyone speaks Ill of the other successful German. Hitler.

Ghost of Mussolini
Jun 26, 2011

Alain Post posted:

The complete list of fraud champions are Mike Hawthorn, Graham Hill, Jim Clark, John Surtees, Jackie Stewart, James Hunt, Nigel Mansell, Damon Hill, Lewis Hamilton, and Jenson Button.

Yeah this looks right

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2g6sTSbxBU

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

thegasman2000 posted:

Why does everyone's fraud WDC exclude the largest of them all. MSC was truly the worst. Custom tyres won him everything!

Nigel Mansell had a robot car that was quite literally twice as good as everything else in the field in 1992.

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?

Human Grand Prix posted:

Nigel Mansell had a robot car that was quite literally twice as good as everything else in the field in 1992.
The only thing Nigel is good for is Vettel's impersonation of him on Top Gear.

thegasman2000
Feb 12, 2005
Update my TFLC log? BOLLOCKS!
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Human Grand Prix posted:

Nigel Mansell had a robot car that was quite literally twice as good as everything else in the field in 1992.

Nigel isn't a box head though is he... :britain:

Gmaz
Apr 3, 2011

New DLC for Aoe2 is out: Dynasties of India

thegasman2000 posted:

Yet everyone speaks Ill of the other successful German. Hitler.
Not in this thread!

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
The only reason mansell isn't in a coma is he's too fat for his head to actually reach the rocks.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

enri posted:

This just in, Ferrari's ERS system partially powered by harvesting the power of Enzo spinning in his grave

I like this post.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin


How much downforce would you need to generate to negate the slipperiness of the ice? Show your work.

Also, FingerFraud is the only true fraud, thanks to that cheating autist Newey.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Horny Horner is jealous as poo poo of this picture.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

captainOrbital posted:

Horny Horner is jealous as poo poo of this picture.

Horner is out manly'd here.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer

captainOrbital posted:

Horny Horner is jealous as poo poo of this picture.

Like dolphins Mansell is almost as smart as the average human.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
It's time to pit, guv!

E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

RALF posted:

Like dolphins Mansell is almost as smart as the average human.
So within racing drivers, he is a genius.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer

Sashimi posted:

So within racing drivers, he is a genius.

He's probably as smart as two Marcus Ericsson

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

RALF posted:

He's probably as smart as two Marcus Ericsson

Ericssii?

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Marussia's request to run the 2014 car was rejected by the teams.


Guess they like running 3 cars then.

thegasman2000
Feb 12, 2005
Update my TFLC log? BOLLOCKS!
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FFs the whole sport is retarded. The marussia was loving poo poo last year and this years cars a quicker. Please explain what they were worried about.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

thegasman2000 posted:

FFs the whole sport is retarded. The marussia was loving poo poo last year and this years cars a quicker. Please explain what they were worried about.

Getting held up by back markers or crashing into them or the miracle points Marussia scored in Monaco loving the other low tier teams out of prize money.

thegasman2000
Feb 12, 2005
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Its a retarded move as running another car will seriously dent their budgets. But not let's loving kill another team off. Let's just have 4 loving teams and no restrictions and kill the sport totally.

I should at this point mention marussia are poo poo and I don't like them at all but f1 needs small teams dammit.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
It's time to bring back F2 on the grid.

Jon Von Anchovi
Sep 5, 2014

:australia:

Butt Wizard posted:

It's time to bring back F2 on the grid.

Sauber already trying with the livery

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Butt Wizard posted:

It's time to bring back F2 on the grid.

Just run the F1, GP2 and GP3 races at the same time.

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


darth cookie posted:

Getting held up by back markers

Without those backmarkers you wouldn't get wonderful moments like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE-aR9cK7w8

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Xisticide
Nov 27, 2005

thegasman2000 posted:

FFs the whole sport is retarded. The marussia was loving poo poo last year and this years cars a quicker. Please explain what they were worried about.

By existing as an F1 team Marussia would get the money they "won" last season at the end of this season. If they don't exist it'll go to the rest of the teams, who are the ones voting on whether Marussia can run old cars so that they may continue to exist.

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