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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
They're totally chanting RuSA (Russev So Awesome)!

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
This is what big guys should be used for, just two gigantic men beating the poo poo out of each other as stiffly as possible.

e: Lana :allears:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
WHAT IN THE

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
This is pretty goddamn awesome for a big loving hoss shitkicker match

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love (and am terrified by) the fact that Rusev is giving himself orders now.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Ozz81 posted:

This is pretty goddamn awesome for a big loving hoss shitkicker match

Erik Rowan did a spinning back elbow off the second rope

How much goddamn brandy did I drink

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Byron has such a smooth voice it's hard to believe he's supposed to be the heel announcer.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Chokes McGee posted:

Erik Rowan did a spinning back elbow off the second rope

How much goddamn brandy did I drink

Dude's surprisingly quick and agile for how big he is, he's really improved a lot since being with the Wyatts

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Melanin is Paige's kryptonite

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

That drop through the middle rope looked awful :gonk:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Luigi Thirty posted:

That drop through the middle rope looked awful :gonk:

It was pretty rude :mad:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Luigi Thirty posted:

That drop through the middle rope looked awful :gonk:

Out of everyone who can actually do that move I think David Otunga is the only one I'd trust less.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Paige is awesome.

Also better than Buff Bagwell.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Haha awkward dinner.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Antonio's scarf :swoon:

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Cesaro makes every date better.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Who WOULDN'T take Cesaro on a date with them? :swoon:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Why does he call everyone "Us"?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Canadian doubles is a real thing. :aaa:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Does he call everyone Use?

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Tyson dropping truth bombs!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nattie grumpily eating her food in the foreground while they rabbit on is hilarious.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I love how he said "we don't have a stupid catchphrase; FACT!!"

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



That butt tho

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Paige is the coolest. Cesaro and Tyson are also the coolest.

FLIP THAT TABLE

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Tyson may need to hold Nattie back here, that bustier is barely restraining her as is

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


#nattyacting

That was cool though

WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013
Uso means brother so im guessing us is kinda like bro or something

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



It's been so long since we've had an offsite fight, ah nostalgia. Go Kiddsaro :toot:

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Usos ruin everything.

Fortunately Cesaro saves everything. :swoon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and make love to my wife!

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I am down with this angle.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jerusalem posted:

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and make love to my wife!

I SAID SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL

*credits*

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and make love to my wife!

No, Cesaro... dude, she's my wife.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Bringing up the Funkadactyls really pisses off Jimmy Uso.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Who WOULDN'T take Cesaro on a date with them? :swoon:

Let's be honest. There are no situations in life where having Cesaro around wouldn't be extraordinarily helpful.

Parasara
Sep 17, 2014

Next time I see that woman, I'm shooting her, and not in the knee.
Tyson Kidd and Cesaro are giving Paul Heyman and Daniel Bryan a run for their money in the "I shut up and pay full attention to the TV when they're on" category.

-edit- I also don't want to give Alicia short shift on that kind of great northern lights she did.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

The Landstander posted:

Bringing up the Funkadactyls really pisses off Jimmy Uso.

He doesn't like to hear about tag teams more entertaining than the Usos. He's easily pissed off.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Writer Cath posted:

Let's be honest. There are no situations in life where having Cesaro around wouldn't be extraordinarily helpful.

He speaks five languages!

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

The Landstander posted:

Bringing up the Funkadactyls really pisses off Jimmy Uso.

"I'm your Funkasaurus, right baby? Right?"

:sigh: "Yes, you're my Funkasaurus, whichever Uso I married."

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