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ron color posted:

hey i was checking out this cool looking game Apotheon, can anyone tell me about it?

i saw a map of different spots on olympus you can go, and it doesnt seem like its linear or anything

i downloaded this game and am gonna play it soon, from what i heard it's like a castlevania type map.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 01:56

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Pro Target posted:

bayonetta, friend

i thought that or vanquish. im gonna get the bayonetta pack for wii u soon..

# ? Feb 8, 2015 01:59

posting smiling

a free experimental thing came out on steam the other day where you mess around with a pond ecosystem and watch how it reacts

it reminded me of this thing (java required) which is a cool evolution simulator

you can design organisms

and see if they survive and reproduce when placed with the randomly generated ones

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:31

Grass Effect

Classicist posted:

a free experimental thing came out on steam the other day where you mess around with a pond ecosystem and watch how it reacts

it reminded me of this thing (java required) which is a cool evolution simulator

you can design organisms

and see if they survive and reproduce when placed with the randomly generated ones

first it was the math stuff, now this. where do you find all this cool poo poo?

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:38

posting smiling

Ivy posted:

first it was the math stuff, now this. where do you find all this cool poo poo?

surfing the world wide web

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:39

Senior Management

If I was high I would play 6180 The Moon and it would be a transcendent experience but I am not high so it is just a cool game I like.

:jerry:

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:39

posting smiling

if i ran a biogenesis competition where people could submit an organism and have it face off in a last man standing style fight to the death against everybody else's, would anyone want to do that?

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:45

deep dish peat moss

Sure, but I'm just going to read a guide and create perfect beings like God did.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:49

posting smiling

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Sure, but I'm just going to read a guide and create perfect beings like God did.

then i will also take a move from god's playbook and cast your being out of the garden of eden: terrordome (that's what i'll call the contest)

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:52

ron color

if you build the garden of eden terrordome; they will come

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:56

deep dish peat moss

Someone should post this thread: If God wrote a Strategy Guide

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:57

ron color

you might be the only one who can bring what you have in mind into reality --- mario

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:58

verily carefree

+1 for terrordome

# ? Feb 8, 2015 03:02

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bull Runner posted:

star wars battlefront ii

sold

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# ? Feb 8, 2015 03:04

deep dish peat moss

Walkthrough
Chapter I: Genesis

Day 1:
Create Light, you'll be shocked at the combo bonuses you get off of later creations, this is the very first turn and it's the biggest opportunity for a combo generator for several years.

Day 2:
This is when you get to pick the location for your home base. I picked Heaven and this guide will assume that you did, too.

Day 3:
Start by withdrawing the waters, put your resources in to creating Sea and Earth. Your Light from Day 1 will combo off of these immediately and earn you a lot of Creation Points (CP)

Day 4:
Set up your resource production chains. This part depends on the Faith you chose at the start of the game, I'm not writing a guide for it.

Day 5:
Boss fight, just some sea beasts. They're not too bad. Once they're dead you can claim their territory, there's a lot of room for expansion so build some houses to boost pop. growth.

Day 6:
Here's where you get to design your villagers. I just chose Mankind, they're pretty average and easy to play. They mostly take care of themselves but they're locked to a Short game length, perfect for your first play.

Day 7:
Conjure yourself a beer because you can spend this whole day resting.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 03:05

i am he

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Walkthrough
Chapter I: Genesis

Day 1:
Create Light, you'll be shocked at the combo bonuses you get off of later creations, this is the very first turn and it's the biggest opportunity for a combo generator for several years.

Day 2:
This is when you get to pick the location for your home base. I picked Heaven and this guide will assume that you did, too.

Day 3:
Start by withdrawing the waters, put your resources in to creating Sea and Earth. Your Light from Day 1 will combo off of these immediately and earn you a lot of Creation Points (CP)

Day 4:
Set up your resource production chains. This part depends on the Faith you chose at the start of the game, I'm not writing a guide for it.

Day 5:
Boss fight, just some sea beasts. They're not too bad. Once they're dead you can claim their territory, there's a lot of room for expansion so build some houses to boost pop. growth.

Day 6:
Here's where you get to design your villagers. I just chose Mankind, they're pretty average and easy to play. They mostly take care of themselves but they're locked to a Short game length, perfect for your first play.

Day 7:
Conjure yourself a beer because you can spend this whole day resting.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 03:06

posting smiling

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Walkthrough
Chapter I: Genesis

Day 1:
Create Light, you'll be shocked at the combo bonuses you get off of later creations, this is the very first turn and it's the biggest opportunity for a combo generator for several years.

Day 2:
This is when you get to pick the location for your home base. I picked Heaven and this guide will assume that you did, too.

Day 3:
Start by withdrawing the waters, put your resources in to creating Sea and Earth. Your Light from Day 1 will combo off of these immediately and earn you a lot of Creation Points (CP)

Day 4:
Set up your resource production chains. This part depends on the Faith you chose at the start of the game, I'm not writing a guide for it.

Day 5:
Boss fight, just some sea beasts. They're not too bad. Once they're dead you can claim their territory, there's a lot of room for expansion so build some houses to boost pop. growth.

Day 6:
Here's where you get to design your villagers. I just chose Mankind, they're pretty average and easy to play. They mostly take care of themselves but they're locked to a Short game length, perfect for your first play.

Day 7:
Conjure yourself a beer because you can spend this whole day resting.

lol

# ? Feb 8, 2015 03:07

Full-Bodied Flavor

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Walkthrough
Chapter I: Genesis

Day 1:
Create Light, you'll be shocked at the combo bonuses you get off of later creations, this is the very first turn and it's the biggest opportunity for a combo generator for several years.

Day 2:
This is when you get to pick the location for your home base. I picked Heaven and this guide will assume that you did, too.

Day 3:
Start by withdrawing the waters, put your resources in to creating Sea and Earth. Your Light from Day 1 will combo off of these immediately and earn you a lot of Creation Points (CP)

Day 4:
Set up your resource production chains. This part depends on the Faith you chose at the start of the game, I'm not writing a guide for it.

Day 5:
Boss fight, just some sea beasts. They're not too bad. Once they're dead you can claim their territory, there's a lot of room for expansion so build some houses to boost pop. growth.

Day 6:
Here's where you get to design your villagers. I just chose Mankind, they're pretty average and easy to play. They mostly take care of themselves but they're locked to a Short game length, perfect for your first play.

Day 7:
Conjure yourself a beer because you can spend this whole day resting.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 03:11

landy.

Futapult posted:

sold

# ? Feb 8, 2015 03:22

ron color

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Walkthrough
Chapter I: Genesis

drat man lol

# ? Feb 8, 2015 03:24

joke_explainer

spacechem is great. I'm playing sunless sea.

you're a sea captain exploring the waters of a procedurally generated world. been done before I suppose, you slowly gather supplies and upgrade your ship and go through different stories at different ports, in a 'choose your own adventure' sort of format where you click on your decisions.

the writing is where it shines. it's not just a regular ocean, but it's called the 'Unterzee': It's an enormous cavern deep beneath the earth, filled with monsters and humans who have spent generations underground. the main 'home base' is Fallen London, London which somehow sunk deep underground. so you jet around in a little steam ship expending coal, with only the spotlight on the front of the ship to guide your way. it's fun

# ? Feb 8, 2015 03:41

landy.

Futapult posted:

sold

please confirm or deny that you are rulersmack.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 03:43

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bull Runner posted:

please confirm or deny that you are rulersmack.

was*

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# ? Feb 8, 2015 03:45

i am he

Futapult posted:

was*

lmao

# ? Feb 8, 2015 03:46

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# ? Feb 8, 2015 04:10

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Pro Target posted:

mgr is the 2nd best platinum game

whats the 1st? Because MGR:R was pretty godlike.

Pro Target posted:

bayonetta, friend

oh...

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# ? Feb 8, 2015 04:12

Al Borland: by XyloJW

ron color posted:

hey i was checking out this cool looking game Apotheon, can anyone tell me about it?

i saw a map of different spots on olympus you can go, and it doesnt seem like its linear or anything

I once suggested for a IGF game we do an art style like this. Everyone said it'd look stupid and ugly.

Boy do I feel cross about it now. Seeing as that looks really good and what we had ended up looking like plastic barf.

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# ? Feb 8, 2015 04:14

joke_explainer

i forgot to post a screen, here:

# ? Feb 8, 2015 04:42

Pro Target

bayonetta has basically the best combat system in any game ever

# ? Feb 8, 2015 04:45

cuntman.net

Futapult posted:

was*

# ? Feb 8, 2015 04:51

tao of lmao

i bit the bullet and bought darkest dungeon and it's pretty rad

# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:11

dogcrash truther

Garbage Person posted:

i bit the bullet and bought darkest dungeon and it's pretty rad

i have some tips.

gently caress everything else, upgrade stagecoach network as often as you can to the exclusion of any other buildings.
you're in the best position partywise when you can use battles as an opportunity to reduce stress and increase hp. you do this by killing all but one enemy, and then spamming heal and stress heal moves until your party is relatively intact again.
for this reason vestals are the best class and should be in every party you can manage to get them into.
moves that stun opponents are real important too. and push/pull moves are very useful. for this reason occultists are real cool (their heal thing is great, don't be put off by the bleed side effect because your party usually resists the bleed anyway)

my best party setup so far has been

vestal+occultist+crusader+leper

# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:21

tao of lmao

dogcrash truther posted:

i have some tips.

gently caress everything else, upgrade stagecoach network as often as you can to the exclusion of any other buildings.
you're in the best position partywise when you can use battles as an opportunity to reduce stress and increase hp. you do this by killing all but one enemy, and then spamming heal and stress heal moves until your party is relatively intact again.
for this reason vestals are the best class and should be in every party you can manage to get them into.
moves that stun opponents are real important too. and push/pull moves are very useful. for this reason occultists are real cool (their heal thing is great, don't be put off by the bleed side effect because your party usually resists the bleed anyway)

my best party setup so far has been

vestal+occultist+crusader+leper

yeah i only have a single vestal atm and it's rough going with no healers

# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:23

tao of lmao

finn, duckie, and bwatts all got slaughtered in the same battle. Ron barely escaped with his life and only regained his sanity after several trips to the brothel.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:25

dogcrash truther

Garbage Person posted:

yeah i only have a single vestal atm and it's rough going with no healers

yah if you send a party out without a healer, just assume that what you're doing is seeing how far they can push into a dungeon before they have to abandon the quest and you fire all the ones that didn't die because they're too psychologically damaged. they're just there to farm gold for the heroes that stayed behind gambling and praying and such

# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:27

tao of lmao

it didn't occur to me i could cut people thats not a bad idea. way cheaper than sending them to the asylum

# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:30

Senior Management

dogcrash truther posted:

i have some tips.

gently caress everything else, upgrade stagecoach network as often as you can to the exclusion of any other buildings.
you're in the best position partywise when you can use battles as an opportunity to reduce stress and increase hp. you do this by killing all but one enemy, and then spamming heal and stress heal moves until your party is relatively intact again.
for this reason vestals are the best class and should be in every party you can manage to get them into.
moves that stun opponents are real important too. and push/pull moves are very useful. for this reason occultists are real cool (their heal thing is great, don't be put off by the bleed side effect because your party usually resists the bleed anyway)

my best party setup so far has been

vestal+occultist+crusader+leper

ugghhh you make me want the video game so badly and I don't want to wait for it to be finished and I also just got Sunless and gently caress it gonna buy it tomorrow because I am responsible with money

:jerry:

# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:48

i am he

dogcrash truther posted:

i have some tips.

gently caress everything else, upgrade stagecoach network as often as you can to the exclusion of any other buildings.
you're in the best position partywise when you can use battles as an opportunity to reduce stress and increase hp. you do this by killing all but one enemy, and then spamming heal and stress heal moves until your party is relatively intact again.
for this reason vestals are the best class and should be in every party you can manage to get them into.
moves that stun opponents are real important too. and push/pull moves are very useful. for this reason occultists are real cool (their heal thing is great, don't be put off by the bleed side effect because your party usually resists the bleed anyway)

my best party setup so far has been

vestal+occultist+crusader+leper

hahaha you play video games you piece of poo poo bitch

# ? Feb 8, 2015 06:03

problematic hug

im good as heck at video games and people will attest to this if pressed but sometimes they'll say it of their own volition

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i am he posted:

hahaha you play video games you piece of poo poo bitch

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