Taylor Swift's Crotch Chop

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Sax Mortar: Aug 24, 2004

Vastarien posted:

haha what in the goddamn gently caress. fantastic

# ? Feb 8, 2015 16:57

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:43

Chernabog: Apr 16, 2007

# ? Feb 8, 2015 16:57

DeusExMachinima: Sep 2, 2012; This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Vastarien posted:

niethan posted:

how could i have been so wrong :negative:

# ? Feb 8, 2015 16:59

MyFaceBeHi: Apr 9, 2008; I was popular, once.

I take what I said way earlier back. This is the best GBS thread ever, even since the good old days!

Maybe GBS 2.0 isn't so bad after all. :boom:

# ? Feb 8, 2015 17:59

niethan: Nov 22, 2005; Don't be scared, homie!

# ? Feb 8, 2015 18:15

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

God drat there are a lot of people reading this thread. My video already has like 800 views over night. You can't goldmine this poo poo right now. It is quite literally still going very strong.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 18:30

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Windows 98 posted:

God drat there are a lot of people reading this thread. My video already has like 800 views over night. You can't goldmine this poo poo right now. It is quite literally still going very strong.

Unlike that kid you beat to death with a shovel.

:boom:

# ? Feb 8, 2015 18:33

Chinook: Apr 11, 2006; SHODAI

niethan posted:

Thanks! So much room for Weebay in this thread. Probably Bunk, too.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 18:37

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Chernabog posted:

Hahaha

# ? Feb 8, 2015 19:02

Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

Captain Monkey posted:

Unlike that kid you beat to death with a shovel.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 19:02

TheSpiritFox: Jan 4, 2009; I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

KingOfTheTramps posted:

I love that there's so many that everyone can have a favorite, but everyone who did not pick this one is wrong.

This one is loving flawless. :allears:

# ? Feb 8, 2015 19:30

Cacafuego: Jul 22, 2007

niethan posted:

Chinook posted:

Thanks! So much room for Weebay in this thread. Probably Bunk, too.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit yes

(not Bunk, but my comment still stands...)

# ? Feb 8, 2015 19:34

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Cacafuego posted:

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit yes

(not Bunk, but my comment still stands...)

The "gently caress" scene with her as every new revelation would be glorious.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 19:39

R.S. Gumby: Jul 26, 2007; Utterly useless.

- Number four, step forward.

- "Hand me the grammys, you loving cocksucker."

# ? Feb 8, 2015 19:46

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

R.S. Gumby posted:

- Number four, step forward.

- "Hand me the grammys, you loving cocksucker."

Absolutely inspired. I only wish there was a way to edit out Stephen Baldwin.

e: From that whole movie, not just from the gif.

Majorian fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Feb 8, 2015

# ? Feb 8, 2015 20:02

Lukewarm Gazpacho: Aug 8, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

R.S. Gumby posted:

- Number four, step forward.

- "Hand me the grammys, you loving cocksucker."

"In English please.."

# ? Feb 8, 2015 20:19

NofrikinfuN: Apr 23, 2009

drunkb posted:

OK. I tried to learn how to gif for a day just to post a submission. I failed without Photoshop. I tried with the grape-stomping reporter to try to learn, but if someone can have her do the Randy Quaid suicide mission into the mother ship in Independence Day, I will be forever grateful.

I don't think this is exactly what you wanted, but I tried!

# ? Feb 8, 2015 20:55

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

Taylor ~~Swift~~ Goodspeed.

Sudden Loud Noise fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Feb 8, 2015

# ? Feb 8, 2015 22:17

Mr.48: May 1, 2007

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Taylor ~~Swift~~ Goodspeed.

~~You should make green smoke come out of her crotch....~~

Actually, leave it as is, the sanctity of the original gif must not be violated.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 23:09

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

NofrikinfuN posted:

I don't think this is exactly what you wanted, but I tried!

There's another Randy Quaid / Taylor Swift crossover you need to make, and we both know what it is.

# ? Feb 9, 2015 00:16

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

David Copperfield posted:

There's another Randy Quaid / Taylor Swift crossover you need to make, and we both know what it is.

Hollywood Star Whackers XXX by New Sensations

# ? Feb 9, 2015 00:28

Charlz Guybon: Nov 16, 2010

KingOfTheTramps posted:

I knew when I saw 291 new posts there'd be some good stuff, but I had no idea how good. This is almost inconceivably good!

# ? Feb 9, 2015 00:32

NofrikinfuN: Apr 23, 2009

David Copperfield posted:

There's another Randy Quaid / Taylor Swift crossover you need to make, and we both know what it is.

It's better if you know what he is saying at this point in the video, but this is the best I could do.

http://i.imgur.com/fjVVlgH.gif

EDIT:

Captain Monkey posted:

No chop, bad 'shop.

You're right, I got carried away and wanted to cram one last entry in before the weekend was over. I got in over my head. I removed the image tags so it doesn't crap up the thread. :negative:

NofrikinfuN fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Feb 9, 2015

# ? Feb 9, 2015 01:45

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

No chop, bad 'shop.

# ? Feb 9, 2015 02:36

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Great thread. Thanks for the laughs and thanks for the memories.

# ? Feb 9, 2015 04:41

that dog ate a bee: Sep 24, 2007; this dog ate a bee; Nap Ghost

Sorry in advance for the text wall.

The Merkinman posted:

For Goons with Stylish installed:

code:

ul.rating_buttons{
	position:relative;
}
ul.rating_buttons:after{
	content: url('http://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2015/Avatars/taylorboom.gif');
	position:absolute;right:-40px;top:-20px;
}

Sadly, for presentation only.

Also:

code:

ul.rating_buttons > li:last-of-type{
  position:relative;
}
ul.rating_buttons > li:after{
  content: url('http://i.imgur.com/v7ov2lM.png');
  position:absolute;right:-40px;top:-20px;
}
ul.rating_buttons>li:last-of-type:hover:after{
  content: url('http://i.imgur.com/T4twLvz.png');
  position:absolute;
  right:-40px;
  top:-20px;
}

Or (in your browser's url bar):

code:

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"ul.rating_buttons>li:last-of-type{ position:relative;}",
"ul.rating_buttons>li:after{ content: url('http://i.imgur.com/v7ov2lM.png'); position:absolute;right:-40px;top:-20px; }",
"ul.rating_buttons>li:last-of-type:hover:after{ content: url('http://i.imgur.com/T4twLvz.png'); ;right:-40px;top:-20px; }"
];
var sheet = document.styleSheets[0];
sheet.insertRule(rules[0], 0);
sheet.insertRule(rules[1], 0);
sheet.insertRule(rules[2], 0);

(Chrome will strip the "java script:" part at the beginning, so you'll have to add it back)

Edit: Ok, or:

code:

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  height: 18px !important;
  font-size: 4px !important;
  top: -3px !important;
  position: relative !important;
  color: white !important;
  line-height: 18px !important;
}
ul.rating_buttons{
  background-color: #455a63 !important;
  background-image: url('http://i.imgur.com/yxPR28S.png') !important;
}
ul.rating_buttons>li:last-of-type:hover{
  background-image: url('http://i.imgur.com/owAKTht.png') !important;
  background-size: 18px !important;
}

code:

javascript:var rules = [
"ul.rating_buttons>li:last-of-type{height: 18px !important;
font-size: 4px !important; top: -3px !important; position: relative !important;
color: white !important; line-height: 18px !important;}",
"ul.rating_buttons{background-color: #455a63 !important;
background-image: url('http://i.imgur.com/yxPR28S.png') !important;}",
"ul.rating_buttons>li:last-of-type:hover{ background-image: url('http://i.imgur.com/owAKTht.png')
!important; background-size: 18px !important;}"
];
var sheet = document.styleSheets[0];
sheet.insertRule(rules[0], 0);
sheet.insertRule(rules[1], 0);
sheet.insertRule(rules[2], 0);

(sorry for the mess, overruns the window otherwise - still works!)

Edit2: Animated (Why didn't I just put a gif behind the "5"? Because that only occurred to me after I wrote all of this out.)

code:

@-webkit-keyframes kaboom {
 from {
  background-position: 0px 0px;
  }
to {
  background-position: -120px 0px;
  }
}

ul.rating_buttons{ background-image: url('http://i.imgur.com/Vepcrhh.png') !important;}

ul.rating_buttons>li:last-of-type{
  height: 18px !important
  font-size: 4px !important
  top: -3px !important
  position: relative !important
  color: white !important
  line-height: 18px !important;
  background-size: 140px 20px;
  background-repeat: no-repeat;
  background-image: url('http://i.imgur.com/vAnXeGJ.png') !important;
  background-position: -120px 0px;
}

ul.rating_buttons>li:last-of-type:hover{
  -webkit-animation: kaboom .4s steps(6);
}

code:

javascript:var css = "@-webkit-keyframes kaboom { from { background-position:    0px 0px; } to { background-position: -120px 0px; }}";
var head = document.head || document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0];
var style = document.createElement('style');
style.type = 'text/css';
if (style.styleSheet){
  style.styleSheet.cssText = css;
} else {
  style.appendChild(document.createTextNode(css));
}

head.appendChild(style);
var rules = [
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"ul.rating_buttons>li:last-of-type{height: 18px !important;   font-size: 4px !important;
top: -3px !important;   position: relative !important;   color: white !important;
line-height: 18px !important; background-size: 140px 20px; background-repeat: no-repeat;
background-image: url('http://i.imgur.com/vAnXeGJ.png') !important; background-position: -120px 0px;}",
"ul.rating_buttons>li:last-of-type:hover{  -webkit-animation: kaboom .4s steps(6);}"];
var sheet = document.styleSheets[0];
sheet.insertRule(rules[0], 0);
sheet.insertRule(rules[1], 0);
sheet.insertRule(rules[2], 0);

that dog ate a bee fucked around with this message at 08:40 on Feb 9, 2015

# ? Feb 9, 2015 05:10

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

NofrikinfuN posted:

It's better if you know what he is saying at this point in the video, but this is the best I could do.

http://i.imgur.com/fjVVlgH.gif

EDIT:

You're right, I got carried away and wanted to cram one last entry in before the weekend was over. I got in over my head. I removed the image tags so it doesn't crap up the thread.

Bless you for trying

# ? Feb 9, 2015 05:36