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I loving hate it when judges take forever to make the PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPT!!!!!!
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Mercedes posted:I loving hate it when judges take forever to make the PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPT!!!!!! *leans in and whispers* prompt
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 07:33 |
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thunderdomerdome 132 economy of prompt Noir. Words: 500 Signups: Friday, 13th Feb 2015, 23.59 CET Submissions: Sunday, 15th Feb 2015, 23.59 CET PEOPLE WHO WILL LONGINGLY STARE AT THEIR LIQUOR CABINET BY MONDAY NIGHT: Entenzahn Sitting Here The Saddest Rhino Verbosists: Capntastic LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE crabrock SadisTech SurreptitiousMuffin Grizzled Patriarch sebmojo Benny Profane ZeBourgeoisie newtestleper Djeser Ironic Twist Obliterati leekster contagonist Screaming Idiot Walamor Bad Ideas Good Fuschia tude starr hotsoupdinner blue squares Guiness13 A Classy Ghost Jitzu_the_Monk Savagely_Random CommissarMega Schneider Heim BashGhouse Jagermonster JuniperCake Wangless Wonder Fumblemouse perpetulance Entenzahn fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Feb 13, 2015 |
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bye
anime was right fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Entenzahn posted:Noir. ok lets do it
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 07:41 |
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In.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 07:43 |
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sure why not
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 07:48 |
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gently caress it, in.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 07:49 |
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in like the cork in the mostly empty whisky bottle i've just pulled out of the broken bottom drawer of my private investigator desk as the smokin hot dame with the legs that are really long like almost freakishly, disturbingly so, walks in isn't
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In.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 07:52 |
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Cool. In.
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sebmojo posted:in like the cork in the mostly empty whisky bottle i've just pulled out of the broken bottom drawer of my private investigator desk as the smokin hot dame with the legs that are really long like almost freakishly, disturbingly so, walks in isn't
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 07:56 |
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 08:46 |
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 09:27 |
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Oh also for any weeks I enter during February and March.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 09:31 |
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I'm still doing crits for Fairytale week. Crits for Noirweek will be much later as I'm going to deal with celebrating Chinese New Year next week. Also flash rule I know there are webcomics out there (off the top of my head Pandyland and Kate Beaton) making fun of noir, so your flash rule (applicable to EVERYONE) is DO NOT RIP OFF THE JOKES/PUNCHLINE/PLOT OF THESE WEBCOMICS
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 10:42 |
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This prompt was tailor-made to give me hell. I'm in.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 11:37 |
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leekster posted:Good Luck in All Your Future Endeavors - 963 Words
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 12:10 |
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I HAVE GOT CRITS IN AND IT IS TIME TO BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOURSELF This is for Fairytale Week. Muffin and I met up last Monday for drinks, I don't know about you but I wasn't prepared for a white dude to get tipsy on just two beers (tbf it was craft beer and the alcoholic content was as high as wine but still), so he got a little weird and starting drawing things all around instead of critting at one point. I am a lazy shithead who needs to work and therefore took longer in critting you lot's writings. In the meantime people made JOKES which is why you get this nice sampler: THIS IS THE ALBUM YOU WANT TO CLICK TO SEE YOUR CRITS: http://imgur.com/a/BZMEZ OH and here are some special images for the night itself: Muffin upon reading and discovering Mercedes's story is ripping off a webcomic: He shaved to the paedophile mustache just for you Mercedes This is Mercedes's response to said response: Also at one point in the crit you'll notice me saying "well Muffin got tired and started skipping stuff" this is what he looks like when that happened: Note: Muffin's pen is the lighter and more readable words/pictures. I'm the one using the thicker black ink / blue ink / red ink pens. The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Feb 10, 2015 |
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if there's anyone i owe a crit to, say and i'll crit yours from last week. ^ those crits are fantastic sebmojo fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Feb 10, 2015 |
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These are the best crits ever even if you did accuse me of stealing lines how dare you! thanks for drawing me a star though
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:09 |
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gently caress it
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:22 |
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Edgar Allan Poe, the
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:44 |
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Just so everyone knows I'm irl going to post crits for spaceship week but I won't have time until I'm done with all this finish work on my house. Got about a week and a half left I figure. Flawless craftsmanship takes time.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:45 |
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I'm in love with everything in this post Megazver posted:Edgar Allan Poe, the Edgar Allan Poe: The only mustachioed author anyone can think of off the top of their head
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:26 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I HAVE GOT CRITS IN AND IT IS TIME TO BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOURSELF amazing Thanks for the crits!
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:53 |
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In for this week. Thank you Seb, Rhino, and Muffin for the crits!
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 19:15 |
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spIN the cylinder, cock tha hammer
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 19:22 |
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The Difference Between Noir and Hardboiled
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 19:59 |
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I'll give noir a shot; nothing to lose but my pride, and I have none of that anyway! In
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 20:58 |
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The Saddest Rhino and Muffin posted:Hilarious crits Thanks guys!
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 21:06 |
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I'm IN. Thanks for the link Benny, a good read.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 21:20 |
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In.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 21:33 |
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On. In. Of. Let's see if I can write a 500 word story. I can't
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 21:49 |
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In, but you can't quite see me because I'm extremely underexposed.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 02:41 |
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 04:10 |
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I want you to know just how much I suffered for that moustache. See the kinda rash on either side of my chin? That's razor burn, because my beard was so desperate to stay on my face that it screamed and shouted and buried itself deep while the blades came down. It hurt like a motherfucker going through thick beard with a plastic supermarket razor is what I'm what I'm saying. It may look like a math teacher moustache, but it was fomented in pure rage and more than a little literal blood. It was an angerstache, truly.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 04:17 |
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Learn 2 straightrazor takes a beard off like nothing, and no razorburn
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crabrock posted:Learn 2 straightrazor Also you can whip it out at parties (the straight razor I mean) and everyone will think you are really cool. It's like a pocket katana, really. edit: Not to mention the implications for Sweeney Todd Halloween costumes, etc.
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