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Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
I feel let down that Heikki Kovalainen was mentioned without someone posting fastheikki.jpg

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MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Tsaedje posted:

I feel let down that Heikki Kovalainen was mentioned without someone posting fastheikki.jpg

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Jon Von Anchovi
Sep 5, 2014

:australia:

I've seen this a few times - what was actually happening. Did he cock it up and exit stage left at great pace?

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Jon Von Anchovi posted:

I've seen this a few times - what was actually happening. Did he cock it up and exit stage left at great pace?

Yeah, he didn't take the corner but hit the speed trap.

Heikki was the best driver by a factor >2

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Yeah, he didn't take the corner but hit the speed trap.

Heikki was the best driver by a factor >2

The math checks out.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Only bianchi has made that kind of apex speed since then and we all know he wasn't half the driver Heikki was.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004


how is this no one's AV?

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Pretty sure it was for a while.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

If someone could do an infinite loop of the glasses expanding and contracting to the point where it causes nausea just looking at it I'd probably pony up for it.

aequalis
Aug 11, 2010

Fernando is smugger than you. Can you confirm you understand that message?
Dude what is it with you and the infinite loops? First hornyhorner then Phil J. Fry. You've got problems man.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

I like fractals? Serious answer; horny Horner was a gimmick and the one I have now was randomly given to me. I think the infinite loop on this one is either a coincidence or homage to the Horner loop, but I never asked.

Carth Dookie fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Feb 11, 2015

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Force India are saying it's Marussia and Caterham's fault they didn't make the Jerez test.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Sebastian Vettel posted:

Force India are saying it's Marussia and Caterham's fault they didn't make the Jerez test.

http://en.espnf1.com/forceindia/motorsport/story/191137.html

quote:

"Is it perfect? No it isn't, but will we get through? Yes, we will. It is only cash flow at the end of the day. It's not that the budget isn't there, which is the same thing every year.Normally we can get through by working with the suppliers, but this year we couldn't do that, so it has slowed us down a little."

"only cash flow"

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

It's almost like if you gently caress over the same suppliers the same way several times in a row they start being less understanding about it.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Butt Wizard posted:


"only cash flow"

"It's only gravity" said Michael as he donned his skis.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


It is only cash flow at the end of the day


Please please let this be the on-season thread title

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Brainwrong posted:

"It's only gravity" said Michael as he donned his skis.

thegasman2000
Feb 12, 2005
Update my TFLC log? BOLLOCKS!
/
:backtowork:
Schumy went to the school of hard knocks. Unlike nico, mores the pity.

Seeing redbull pooter around the back with a poo poo Renault motor would make my year. Then everyone wants loving marussia to turn up and make them look better.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

Brainwrong posted:

"It's only gravity" said Michael as he donned his skis.
"It's only waving double yellows" - Bianchi, 2014

Sulman
Apr 29, 2003

What did you do that for?

"Only cash flow", that little thing that can make every single business ever go bankrupt, including suppliers. Cunts.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
The power units cost like 23-30 million a year alone compared to the <7 million for a V8.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
"It's only cash flow" also sounds like something Bernie grunts as he ejaculates dust and cobwebs during sex.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Riso posted:

The power units cost like 23-30 million a year alone compared to the <7 million for a V8.

In time I hope it will come down. The bad news is that during the last Turbo era there weren't really any real "customer" engines, except maybe the Motori-Moderni and that thing was a piece of crap.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


autosport's gary anderson was asked how to improve F1 and came up, yet again, with the worst idea ever

quote:

On track, I would have a qualifying session as we have now on Saturday. After that is all done I would have a Saturday sprint race, shorter than we currently have - say, 150 kilometres - with the grid set from the qualifying order.

During this race there would only be six people allowed from each team in the pitlane: this is to increase the length of time for pitstops or even remove them all together.

Points would be allocated for this, perhaps on the old 10-points-for-a-win system.

On Sunday I would have a 250-kilometre race but with the grid set by the drivers' championship in reverse order. Same points as currently distributed (25 for a win etc).

thanks gary let's introduce the chase for the cup while we're at it

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

That's worse than the dumbass double points rule.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


no matter how boring F1 gets, it is ultimately still supposed to be a championship that determines the best driver/team over the course of a year. reverse grids are the antithesis of that.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I have an idea for making F1 better. Early sunday morning there will be a quick 20 lap race based on the qualifier on Saturday. Each team uses their highest qualified car. The cars must be driven by team principals. The results of this race will be used as the grid for the actual race later in the day.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Cojawfee posted:

I have an idea for making F1 better. Early sunday morning there will be a quick 20 lap race based on the qualifier on Saturday. Each team uses their highest qualified car. The cars must be driven by team principals. The results of this race will be used as the grid for the actual race later in the day.

I like this idea. I imagine it would look a lot like a grid full of Crashtor Maldonado.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
The Sunday morning F1 dad race doesn't seem as fun since the passing of John Button

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

be nice wicka posted:

autosport's gary anderson was asked how to improve F1 and came up, yet again, with the worst idea ever


thanks gary let's introduce the chase for the cup while we're at it

The only somewhat good idea in that is limiting the number of people that can work on the car in the pits; and I doubt that would do a whole lot in saving money since pit crew salaries probably aren't a particularly big share of an F1 team budget

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


IceAgeComing posted:

The only somewhat good idea in that is limiting the number of people that can work on the car in the pits; and I doubt that would do a whole lot in saving money since pit crew salaries probably aren't a particularly big share of an F1 team budget

it's not going to save a lot of money and it only introduces a further artificial quality to the racing. let pit crews do the absolute best job they can and HELP they team, don't put them in a position where they're now deciding races (more often).

Sulman
Apr 29, 2003

What did you do that for?

I guess overall salaries are still huge in comparison to flying people about. Even seeing the footage of a backroom of dudes on computers just for the engine makes me wince. Remember when it was just one or two monitor stands and a couple of engineers?

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Sulman posted:

I guess overall salaries are still huge in comparison to flying people about. Even seeing the footage of a backroom of dudes on computers just for the engine makes me wince. Remember when it was just one or two monitor stands and a couple of engineers?

What were those clipboard computers mclaren had in the 80s. Those were the best and I want one for my car.

dreesemonkey
May 14, 2008
Pillbug
I stand by my recommendation of incorporating super stadium trucks to the race weekend. Possibly getting rid of the F1 cars all together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yIQAvW7XnE

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

be nice wicka posted:

autosport's gary anderson was asked how to improve F1 and came up, yet again, with the worst idea ever


thanks gary let's introduce the chase for the cup while we're at it

this is the sort of poo poo people are going to push once Bernie is dead, and you'll all miss him.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Isn't the pit crew just filled with random people who work for the team that want to be on the pit crew?

Sulman
Apr 29, 2003

What did you do that for?

Cojawfee posted:

Isn't the pit crew just filled with random people who work for the team that want to be on the pit crew?

That was just Ron Dennis that one time

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006

Is that a challenge?

Cojawfee posted:

Isn't the pit crew just filled with random people who work for the team that want to be on the pit crew?

Yes, the pit crew all have other jobs too. A few years ago for example Red Bull's rear jack guy was also their cheif IT guy or something like that.

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Sulman
Apr 29, 2003

What did you do that for?

dreesemonkey posted:

I stand by my recommendation of incorporating super stadium trucks to the race weekend. Possibly getting rid of the F1 cars all together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yIQAvW7XnE

My wife saw me watching the highlights of that before the Indycar race and she just said "That's America, right there."

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