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WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn
go hog wild

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hehe.

Rosemont
Nov 4, 2009
It's a bit of a relief to know that getting drunk and doing something stupid isn't limited to the human species.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

LucyWanabe posted:

It's a bit of a relief to know that getting drunk and doing something stupid isn't limited to the human species.

I think Oompa-loompas are human.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Centripetal Horse posted:

I think Oompa-loompas are human.

They're actually a rare variant of lemur

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you rush in the shot?
Shoved in the path of a speeding Fiat

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Centripetal Horse posted:

I think Oompa-loompas are human.

Haha

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Does this have vid.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Centripetal Horse posted:

I think Oompa-loompas are human.

They're apparently a variant of guidos, so their humanity is in doubt.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Frostwerks posted:

Does this have vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zooGogB1x5g

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
I hope this poor bumpkin wasnt posted

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Supreme Allah posted:

I hope this poor bumpkin wasnt posted



I love that one. It makes you wonder how much beard there was before he ate some of it.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:coolspot:
Seashells by the
Seashorpheus

Supreme Allah posted:

I hope this poor bumpkin wasnt posted



It looks like his beard is encroaching on his face. I'd be forced to eat mine too if that were happening :stonk:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Top card is reversed Justice. It's not fair :qq:.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:coolspot:
Seashells by the
Seashorpheus

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Top card is reversed Justice. It's not fair :qq:.

Actually its a 6 of cups :eng101:

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You mean the 9 of sdnɔ

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Morter posted:

Actually its a 6 of cups :eng101:

drat, I only saw the upside down image and the artifacting made it look like an XI instead of VI. I'm not really familiar with the suites. Let's see...

quote:

When this card is in a reversed position, it represents the themes of being stuck in the past, naivety, and unrealistic.

Not as funny imo.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

morallyobjected posted:

I just read about this in the local paper this morning. I'm pretty sure the guy deserved it.

God I wish the owl would've given him a wedgie before stealing his hat.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

They're apparently a variant of guidos, so their humanity is in doubt.


In the original story the Oompa-loompas were just a unusually small pygmy tribe from "deepest darkest" Africa. :eng101:

The orange skin and green hair was added in the movie to make it a bit less racist.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om8gCzSBl5Q

Starts at around 5:14. Meet the most passive aggressive anchor ever (also probably intoxicated)

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

trapped mouse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om8gCzSBl5Q

Starts at around 5:14. Meet the most passive aggressive anchor ever (also probably intoxicated)

amazing

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


loving magnets...

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Say Nothing posted:



loving magnets...

There are Juggalos in Nigeria?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Say Nothing posted:



loving magnets...

Man, the explenation he give cannot possibly better then the idea that all those gay couples are some sort of weird sub atomic construct.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Say Nothing posted:



loving magnets...

Is his explanation just same poles repel therefore gays are unnatural?

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Say Nothing posted:



loving magnets...

Isn't this the same guy that 'proved' pi wasn't 22/7 like people thought, completely ignoring that nobody thought it was 22/7 and just used it as an approximation so they could use 'pi' more easily without a calculator?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Say Nothing posted:



loving magnets...

Well, if you read the article he actually is very close to proving this theory, all he needs is for someone to send him two gay men for further study. In exchange, after testing he will send back four heterosexuals. He just needs to two gay men as a show of good faith.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Can he test his theories in the Large hardon collider? :gerty:

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy

CzarChasm posted:

Well, if you read the article he actually is very close to proving this theory, all he needs is for someone to send him two gay men for further study. In exchange, after testing he will send back four heterosexuals. He just needs to two gay men as a show of good faith.

Is this a magnetic monopole joke

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




uwaeve posted:

Is this a magnetic monopole joke

No, it's a Nigerian Prince email scam joke.

codespace
May 3, 2011

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Can he test his theories in the Large hardon collider? :gerty:

:golfclap:

Anomalies
Mar 1, 2010

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

How can you post this without the full story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVni_8VzsKI

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Terrible. "Voldemort Assaults Paperboy" is all you need. On the other hand, I love how they apparently have an entire news category dedicated to goats doing poo poo.

Fur20 has a new favorite as of 07:02 on Feb 14, 2015

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCAntD1-DIk

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:coolspot:
Seashells by the
Seashorpheus

Tetracube posted:

How can you post this without the full story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVni_8VzsKI

He was late from his route for only an hour and his parents were filling a missing persons case?! Yeesh.

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Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Carnival of Shrews posted:


Classy stuff:



All shamelessly cribbed from this fine collection:
http://www.elezea.com/2014/02/lorem-ipsum-gone-wrong/

What's the bottle say? I can't read the handwriting, it's kinda messy.

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