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Best Friends posted:seriously this is now officially a gbs thread about bitcoin celebrities ples kill it okay, mark
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Greyhawk posted:it's so easy imagine having to explain this process to your bonus points if they're in the car as the hunt for gift cards is happening
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 00:40 |
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pgroce posted:At the Seastead offshore Soricidus posted:way too easy, but eh, i got this far may as well post it Nessus posted:The greatest magicians yesss
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:01 |
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Nessus posted:He's a brunette, he is French and he's fat oh god i can't breathe
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:02 |
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killhamster posted:i'm dyin here you've got some tough past transgressions to admit to
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killhamster posted:i'm dyin here "it's piss garbage poo poo for idiots, mom"
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:06 |
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Soricidus posted:"it's piss garbage poo poo for idiots, mom" Do it.
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:17 |
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Erenthal posted:t.s. eliot, known cat lover... hmmm
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:22 |
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pressure your mom into signing power of attorney paperwork then steal all her money and her house and while you and the sheriff are evicting her from her home hand her a folded piece of paper she unfolds it "that's bitcoin"
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:22 |
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DNova posted:pressure your mom into signing power of attorney paperwork then steal all her money and her house and while you and the sheriff are evicting her from her home hand her a folded piece of paper
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:23 |
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From my miner's sleep I fell into the State, And I hunched at my laptop till my moist pits stank. Six miles from reality, loosed from its dream of life, I woke to Mt. Gox and the nightmare scammers. When I died they washed my basement out with a hose.
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Captain_Maclaine posted:From my miner's sleep I fell into the State, randall jarrell ftw
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:42 |
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sometime is wish I were as smart and cultured as you shmucks so I could understand half these jokes
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:44 |
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My name is Mark Karpeles, King of Kings! Look on my bits, ye mighty, and despair
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:47 |
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on bitcointalk did thermos Kahn a stately scammer dome decree
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:48 |
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For sale: BFL monarch, extensively used.
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:49 |
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DNova posted:pressure your mom into signing power of attorney paperwork then steal all her money and her house dont post about my relatives
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:50 |
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FCKGW posted:sometime is wish I were as smart and cultured as you shmucks so I could understand half these jokes same i'll just keep laughing at bitcoins
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graph posted:dont post about my relatives why are people so bad to each other
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:57 |
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Maybe the rest of you know this but the anti-BTC shills only get paid if replied to (self.Bitcoin) submitted 5 hours ago by jrm2007 I learned too late -- they will never concede a point but of course will talk to you endlessly. [–]ralph122030 13 points 2 hours ago Lmfao, I have 0 experience with bitcoin, nor am I a paid "anti-BTC shill" but i would like to point out why OP has these beliefs. I would imagine it would be from this thread where OP discusses leaving bits as "tips" for waiters instead of actual cash. Some of OPs insults to this "paid shill" include: "Thanks, man. Which McDonald's are we talking about in what town in the deep American South?" "I'm glad you're an expert at McDonald's. See, I was trying to choose a chain where it would be funnier to imply that your close family members worked. If I said Red Lobster, would that have been better?" "Seriously, just tell me where they work and I promise, no kidding, a .2BTC tip. All kidding aside, can you afford to turn this down? I think not." "I don't remember the last time I ate so cheaply that I tipped 10 bucks. But more realistically, say I tip your sister $11. She invests it... " "1 year later it's worth maybe ten thousand dollars! And she can get the boob job that allows her to work at Hooters!" TLDR: Op is a dick to rational people who disagree with him. [–]jrm2007 -3 points 9 hours ago Given Bitcoin as tips (via paper wallets?) would almost force the servers to get into Bitcoin, no? [–]beer_warrior 7 points 9 hours ago Tips aren't tips if you force people to jump through hoops to get them. That's just being a dick. [–]jrm2007 -12 points 9 hours ago That is right but in the long run you are helping them by introducing them to Bitcoin. [–]whollyhemp 9 points 5 hours ago That's the same mindset of the people who give out those fake $5 bills with Bible verses on the back. In your mind you're introducing them to "the truth", to the waiting staff you're just a cultish nutjob
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:59 |
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DNova posted:
well the rest of the siblings did ok guess it was time to take what they were owed!!!!
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killhamster posted:i'm dyin here you need to have her put everything she owns into butts and steal the wallet before someone else does
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:14 |
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Whenever Mark Karpeles went online, The coiners on r/bitcoin looked at him: He was a true HODLer, his face benign, Quite greasy, and imperially grim. And our coins he quietly mislaid, And he was always lying when he talked; But always fluttered tempers when he said, "No refunds," and he waddled when he walked. And he was rich—yes, richer than a king— Yet terribly poor in every grace: In fine, we thought that he was everything To make us wish our fists were in his face. So on we mined, and waited for the light, And went without the rent, and cursed the Fed; And Mark Karpeles, one calm summer night, Went home and put a bullet through this thread.
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:25 |
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what immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful coffee table
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:31 |
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best adaption would be a musical or broadway show, imo
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:41 |
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the variety jones variety show
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:41 |
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'Tis the middle of the interval in between the blocks, And the miners have bust into their socks, Tu—whit! Tu—whoo! And hark, again! the crusty socks, How odorously they grew. Sir Ulbricht, the Druglord rich, Hath a toothless smile which; From his desk which lay the 'top The feds thieved, faking a knock, Four confessions, and twelve for the hour; Coin he lost, they took his power, Sixteen short howls, not over loud; Some say, he saw Satoshi's shroud.
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:48 |
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Crankit posted:his name is french so you probably don't pronounce the s on the end in french, the accent grave on the second e in Karpelès makes it short, and the s is pronounced with a hard s. in this terrible video which you should not watch, you can see and hear an actual french person pronounce it 50 seconds in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG-Wt0dAm_U personally i find it a little sad to watch him in that "suck my geek" documentary which i presume was made before he decided to rip off his employer and flee the country. if he had just stayed at home jerking off to his stupid anime and his awful japanese toys, mt gox would never have happened.
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:49 |
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burial of the thread is the best thing I've read in days
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killhamster posted:i'm dyin here Every time mom sees a story about bitcoin on her facebook or on the news, she calls me up angrily to complain that people are stupid and the money is made up and why does anyone care. god bless you mom
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Herman Merman posted:I. THE BURIAL OF THE THREAD II. A shell game of chess III. The Fire Server IV. Death by intrinsically valueless water V. What the FUDer said Ayn Randi fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Feb 17, 2015 |
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 03:50 |
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text editor posted:best adaption would be a musical or broadway show, imo i keep saying this but cop rock was already done
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 03:51 |
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Phuzzy posted:Every time mom sees a story about bitcoin on her facebook or on the news, she calls me up angrily to complain that people are stupid and the money is made up and why does anyone care. a good mom this is just to say I have stolen the butts that were on your laptop and which you were probably saving for a tesla forgive me they were two hundred thirty dollars so sweet and so sold
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Heresiarch posted:the question i have now is whether karpeles is pronounced "kar-pells" or "kar-pel-es" because that will determine whether "consider karpeles" or "the magical mister mark karpeles" has the correct meter http://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/b/c6c9ab66-e431-4360-8890-f42879e0c9b0 bloomberg says kar-pel-es, which i support because this musical is heading for broadway
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The Persecution and Assassination of Ross Ulbricht as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Bitcoin Under the Direction of the Marquis de Karpelès
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AlbieQuirky posted:this is just to say
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FCKGW posted:sometime is wish I were as smart and cultured as you shmucks so I could understand half these jokes Who needs actual culture when you can google "famous poems" and pretend you do?
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 06:15 |
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or go into archives and copy the poems from the last time we did this i know i had a good pablo neruda ("I do not hash you") but i cba to look it up
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 06:18 |
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there was a good "kubla khan" with the line "for he on mountain dew hath fed" but i can't remember the rest of it, might be useful for searching for it
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they were also on buttcoin.org but got lost in the fork between buttcoin.gov and buttcoinfoundation.org Heresiarch posted:we had a poetry slam in one of the previous threads already but nothing was as good as "the burial of the thread" but probably just because i'm a loving philistine and that's the only good poem i know (thanks ms draisey's year 12 english class)
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