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4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
how come they dont "what" cena

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cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
No smiles on sunday sure sounds like a good prediction.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
One day, John Cena.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I bet you could make some really funny screencaps if you started spamming the button at random points in this speech.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
No wonder the WWE love Cena so much, dude can stretch a 5 minute promo into half an hour.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Cenastory!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

that was a great promo

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
I'm stuck at my house, time to watch a go home Raw. I have no idea what any storyline is.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Is this going to be like the Darkside Hulk Hogan when he pained the Task Master eyebrows on his forehead?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Roman Reigns posted:

Oh. Another love/hate me but respect me speech

Take notes Roman since you know you're being groomed for this. :v:

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Tezzor posted:

at least he's not pooping all over rusev like he did with bray last year

thats after fastlane, dont worry buddy! :)

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
But he's not undefeated! He's not undefeated at all!

Unpinned and unsubmitted, yes, but undefeated is not the same!

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Corporate Kane posted:

generic john cena promo #4

Is there really that many of them?

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Catpiss Neverclean posted:

No wonder the WWE love Cena so much, dude can stretch a 5 minute promo into half an hour.

that was literally a five minute promo

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



RUSEV MATCHKA

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Cena gives in to the dark side, joins the Wyatt family

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
this crowd has no fuckin clue what to do with Cena

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
I feel reckless abandon all the time, John Cena.

Oh poo poo I like Rusev's music. He's basically a boss fight. I like this. Has he gotten any better?

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Sky Shadowing posted:

But he's not undefeated! He's not undefeated at all!

Unpinned and unsubmitted, yes, but undefeated is not the same!

shut up

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Your Boy Fancy posted:

I am snowed the gently caress in. There's a little yellow kitty in here because I can't leave him outside. I have jellybeans and coffee. I'm ready to turn my brain the gently caress off. Let's have fun. Whip our dicks out. Do whatever. Get hype.

I MISSED YA FANCY :glomp:

DrKrankenwagen
Mar 21, 2005

Rusev, I'm so sorry friend.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Cena bleeds red, white, and blue brother!!! So whatcha gonna do Rusev when Cenamania runs wild on you, brother?

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Jiro posted:

Take notes Roman since you know you're being groomed for this. :v:

I curse the loving day I did this Toxx. I CURSE IT

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Lana's eyeroll is me irl.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
rhe-TOR-ic

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Your Boy Fancy posted:

I feel reckless abandon all the time, John Cena.

Oh poo poo I like Rusev's music. He's basically a boss fight. I like this. Has he gotten any better?

He is pretty good!

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Rusev I'll pay you 5 American dollars to literally strangle the life from John Cena right here tonight

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
They're just chanting for the US Champion, Lana :shobon:

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
AHAHAHAH is this match seriously for the US Belt?

I guess that's cool, since winning it will mean John Cena will be losing to Hideo Itami on NXT by December.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Still reminds me of the Clerks cartoon.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Roman Reigns posted:

I curse the loving day I did this Toxx. I CURSE IT

Delicious.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

She hasn't lied.

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

I come for the Rusev, and stay also for Rusev

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Your Boy Fancy posted:

I feel reckless abandon all the time, John Cena.

Oh poo poo I like Rusev's music. He's basically a boss fight. I like this. Has he gotten any better?

he's real good now, actually

not spectacular in ring ability but he sells everything really well and tells a good story

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Where does he live, Lana? Duluth?!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
:sigh: At least it's not the Authority.

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Oh that's right, Rusev's finisher is a submission. You need to go edit your build, Lana. Dude can't win in your standard config

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