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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

abraham linksys posted:

I like Ambrose's character and I can't stand his wrestling, not sure why. Maybe just haven't seen the right match
if you don't like the lumberjack match or Hell in a Cell with Rollins (barring the stupid ending), stop watching wrestling

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

abraham linksys posted:

BIG SHOW AND KANE ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME

were you expecting anything else

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose

Rhonne posted:

I like that the storyline seems to be Cody is getting way to into his gimmick and Goldust needs to pull him back to reality.

I really think it'd be cool if their final match was a normal, no paint Goldust coming out to face a Stardust crazed Cody.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

bartok posted:

Is WWE actually trying to make the midcard titles mean something again?

nope

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
So I watched IWGP Okada versus Devitt and I no longer know why I watch WWE

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Writer Cath posted:

Maybe someone put Dusty's tweet through Babelfish.

Dusty Rhodes Babelfish needs to exist

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
When your son suffers a mental breakdown and now thinks he's an intergalactic catman, THAT'S HARD TIMES DADDY

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

abraham linksys posted:

BIG SHOW AND KANE ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME

Then, now, forever.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
I keep expecting them to write TRIPLE HHH on that graphic

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

bartok posted:

Is WWE actually trying to make the midcard titles mean something again?

I wouldn't mind this!

You've got like what, fifty guys on contract milling around? It sounds like they're letting Ambrose do his own thing, because his voice sounds completely different than The WWE Words. Maybe he came up with an idea and they were all "sure, sounds nice"

If anyone can restore the IC title to something, it'd be Ambrose. Just let him win it and have a ball being himself.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Chokes McGee posted:

So I watched IWGP Okada versus Devitt and I no longer know why I watch WWE

Devitt is in NXT now and will be in WWE someday!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

John Cena.
Rusev came out.
John Cena!
Dean Ambrose in a suit.
Dean Ambrose in a match.

Thanks! :)

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Dean Ambrose does the news now.

Yeah that sounds about right to me.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Stealthed Zombie posted:

I really think it'd be cool if their final match was a normal, no paint Goldust coming out to face a Stardust crazed Cody.

absolutely not. Dustin is like a million years old, it would not look good

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

How the gently caress did this game get such a budget for advertisement?

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Haha they actually translated it, that rules

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Roman Reigns posted:

How the gently caress did this game get such a budget for advertisement?

isnt it like the fastest selling game of all time?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Roman Reigns posted:

How the gently caress did this game get such a budget for advertisement?

Microtransactions are a hell of a thing.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
I know it's not why she has been put in these adverts, but my gently caress Kate Upton is a lovely voiceover.

Similarly, gently caress Kid Ink.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
So HHH vs Sting at Fast Lane is just going to be a 20 minute promo to set up a Wrestlemania match?

good stuff

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

They both raise good points, what are they doing here?

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Well now this show has me hooked.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

big show vs kane at wrestlemania

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Kane vs. Big Show, the feud we all want and deserve.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Reminder that Candy Crush Saga grossed 1.3 billion dollars last year

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Don't you just hate it when an old married couple fights?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Roman Reigns posted:

How the gently caress did this game get such a budget for advertisement?

Freemium is the new thing baybay!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
fire the scriptwriter, holy poo poo these lines

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose
Boy get hype for big show vs kane at a ppv near you

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Whoever wrote the dialogue for this Show/Kane bit should be shot

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
hahah passive-aggressive Kane and Big Show are great

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Triple H complaining about 40+ year old wrestlers acting juvenile. He really has sold out completely!

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

pressedbunny posted:


Similarly, gently caress Kid Ink.

Agreed.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
MAY THIRTEENTH

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
May 19th. You fool.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

why cant kane and big show get injured and have to retire

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
He's so full of negativity

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
put a shirt on kane

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
ahahah May 13th

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MAY 13! :lol:

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


oatgan posted:

big show vs kane at wrestlemania

big show vs kane at wrestlemania

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