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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Maxwell Lord posted:

Sprint copying Adult Swim bumpers is so desperate.

And using a Weebl Flash animation that might possibly predate YouTube, for that matter.

Hell, this YT video of it is 6 years old: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Gaunab posted:

I saw a slightly shorter version of this commercial last night on adult swim. I thought they made it at first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcAj3lOyv3s

I know this is old but I literally just saw this ad for the first time and oh my god this is like every bad "HEY KIDS SMOKING IS WHACK" presentation you were forced to watch in school. Also is beard man the guy who makes Epic Meal Time because the idea of someone who's livelihood is devouring bacon woven fast food Frankenstein creations lecturing about health is adorable.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I know this is old but I literally just saw this ad for the first time and oh my god this is like every bad "HEY KIDS SMOKING IS WHACK" presentation you were forced to watch in school. Also is beard man the guy who makes Epic Meal Time because the idea of someone who's livelihood is devouring bacon woven fast food Frankenstein creations lecturing about health is adorable.

Yeah, they're all ~*YouTube Celebrities*~ I think

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


For years, I feared the Grandpa Simpsons prophecy of "I used to be with it, until they changed what it was. Now what I am with isn't it and what is it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you!"

Now that I've reached that phase in life, turns out I'm completely cool with it because if that's what It is, I don't want to have anything to do with It.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
This is extremely not 'it' though, I can't imagine anyone seeing this and going 'wow yea good point I shouldn't smoke'.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
Oh man I can't wait for the Sprint commercial starring Foamy the Squirrel.

Parachute
May 18, 2003

Maxwell Lord posted:

Sprint copying Adult Swim bumpers is so desperate.

Seriously, they even rip off the ambient music and randomly ad a screaming goat. Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one?!

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I know this is old but I literally just saw this ad for the first time and oh my god this is like every bad "HEY KIDS SMOKING IS WHACK" presentation you were forced to watch in school. Also is beard man the guy who makes Epic Meal Time because the idea of someone who's livelihood is devouring bacon woven fast food Frankenstein creations lecturing about health is adorable.
What kills me is that the start of the ad is really, really good. Like, just show the girls on the bus playing Tinder, and they see the cute guy with the kitten, and then "...oh, wait, is that a cigarette? Hahahaha no" and they swipe left and then keep on going and the ad fades out? That's a really effective ad. This Is A Dealbreaker And Cute Girls Will Laugh At You would work.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

CapnAndy posted:

What kills me is that the start of the ad is really, really good. Like, just show the girls on the bus playing Tinder, and they see the cute guy with the kitten, and then "...oh, wait, is that a cigarette? Hahahaha no" and they swipe left and then keep on going and the ad fades out? That's a really effective ad. This Is A Dealbreaker And Cute Girls Will Laugh At You would work.

Yea just that bit is a good ad. Hey people tend to not like smokers in relationships, if you smoke some cute girl may be all 'nah I'm not gonna gently caress a dude that reeks like smoke' and that'd suck right?' Probably not that effective but it's not like Beard Man Who Eats Bacon For A Living Yelling LEFT SWIPE THAT is effective either.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

I'm watching TV half asleep and I see this come on.

https://www.thewavingflag.com/?mid=6305409

....what the gently caress? I felt like I was watching a "Mr. Show" skit.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities
Dear Dakota Skye: your ads for a webcam service or whatever that I see on Comedy Central are really upsetting. I know you're an of-age pornstar, but you're trying to come off as underage and that's not okay.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Majorian posted:

Dear Dakota Skye: your ads for a webcam service or whatever that I see on Comedy Central are really upsetting. I know you're an of-age pornstar, but you're trying to come off as underage and that's not okay.
Just googled her name and yeah I think that's the one I was talking about a couple pages ago. It's super uncomfortable.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy
What's with screaming goats in commercials lately? Did I miss a meme somewhere?

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

Clamknuckle posted:

What's with screaming goats in commercials lately? Did I miss a meme somewhere?

Yeah, it was a couple years ago, so pretty much on track for advertisers and print journalists to reference.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


FuzzySkinner posted:

I'm watching TV half asleep and I see this come on.

https://www.thewavingflag.com/?mid=6305409

....what the gently caress? I felt like I was watching a "Mr. Show" skit.

It's too bad Colbert went off the air before he had a chance to buy this piece of concentrated patriotism. :911:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities
On the new Pop Tart commercial, with the two grown-up Pop Tarts looking through the window at their baby, does anybody else here think the mom is going to say, "He so has your penis!" instead of "peanut butter"? I know I'm not the only one on the internet, because I Googled it to see if this is just a weird Freudian thing with me.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojDC8BWFZoI

Drinking Coca Cola will start a positive feedback loop that will destroy the world

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

ayn rand hand job posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojDC8BWFZoI

Drinking Coca Cola will start a positive feedback loop that will destroy the world

Well, nobody ended up drinking it, so really just buying one will cause it.

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.
This one's been around for awhile, but the Diet Coke commercial with the song "You're so cute, I want to wear you like a suit, I think you'd look pretty good on me" repeating. That song is so creepy.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
I honestly think that if Coke stopped advertising they wouldn't lose a single cent and in fact might make a lot of money from not having to advertise.

They could take a year off anyway without it affecting their market share I think. Obviously the fine people at Coke know a lot better than me though.

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Timett posted:

I honestly think that if Coke stopped advertising they wouldn't lose a single cent and in fact might make a lot of money from not having to advertise.

They could take a year off anyway without it affecting their market share I think. Obviously the fine people at Coke know a lot better than me though.

Nope , both coke and Pepsi have tried that and their sales went down.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


There's three things in this country that do not need to advertise: Coke, McDonald's, and Jesus.

Yet for some reason they must. Pretty sure everyone has heard of them and their product.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Tupping Liberty posted:

This one's been around for awhile, but the Diet Coke commercial with the song "You're so cute, I want to wear you like a suit, I think you'd look pretty good on me" repeating. That song is so creepy.

Yeah, I've heard that song on commercials for clothing shops too. That song should not be used to advertise things, it should be evidence in a murder trial. It sounds like what you would hear before Buffalo Bill tells you to put the lotion in the basket.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...

Athenry posted:

Nope , both coke and Pepsi have tried that and their sales went down.

But did they go down $600m or whatever they spend in advertising in a year.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Is it just me or is every ad for GM and Chrysler now some variation on "yeah, we sucked really bad for a long time, but now we don't -- I swear!"?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Timett posted:

But did they go down $600m or whatever they spend in advertising in a year.

Ever heard of Moxie soda? It was a soda so popular and ad campaign so ubiquitous that its name is an English word for daring and had presidents declaring it their favored drink and was #1 in the US for decades. In the 1930s they decided to heavily reduce advertising assuming everyone would still buy it in order to use those savings to expand their sugar reserves. Sales declined so sharply during that period that they fell behind Coke and Pepsi, by the 1960s it appearing as a background joke in Mad Magazine caused a 10% sales spike and by today you'd be hard pressed to find a bottle of it almost anywhere in the country.

Majorian posted:

On the new Pop Tart commercial, with the two grown-up Pop Tarts looking through the window at their baby, does anybody else here think the mom is going to say, "He so has your penis!" instead of "peanut butter"? I know I'm not the only one on the internet, because I Googled it to see if this is just a weird Freudian thing with me.

Every goddamn time. The misses hears it too.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...

Barudak posted:

Ever heard of Moxie soda? It was a soda so popular and ad campaign so ubiquitous that its name is an English word for daring and had presidents declaring it their favored drink and was #1 in the US for decades. In the 1930s they decided to heavily reduce advertising assuming everyone would still buy it in order to use those savings to expand their sugar reserves. Sales declined so sharply during that period that they fell behind Coke and Pepsi, by the 1960s it appearing as a background joke in Mad Magazine caused a 10% sales spike and by today you'd be hard pressed to find a bottle of it almost anywhere in the country.

Interesting. Fair enough. I want to reiterate that I did admit from the start that they probably knew a lot better than me on this one but it sure is hard to believe. Isn't the Coke logo one of the most recognizable images in the world or some poo poo

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Timett posted:

Interesting. Fair enough. I want to reiterate that I did admit from the start that they probably knew a lot better than me on this one but it sure is hard to believe. Isn't the Coke logo one of the most recognizable images in the world or some poo poo

It is so precisely because they place it upon every surface and embed it in every media source available.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Timett posted:

Interesting. Fair enough. I want to reiterate that I did admit from the start that they probably knew a lot better than me on this one but it sure is hard to believe. Isn't the Coke logo one of the most recognizable images in the world or some poo poo

Maintaining brand awareness ain't no joke, if it weren't necessary they wouldn't spend millions of dollars on it. If you don't continuously update your image to be hip and with-it and keeping your target audience thinking about you as much as possible, then somebody else will and you'll be old news.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
Has there ever been a Coke ad that mentions Pepsi? Is that some sort of "we're #1, we don't need to" ad psychology? Meanwhile Pepsi has been doing "lol Coke" ads for years.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


ElwoodCuse posted:

Has there ever been a Coke ad that mentions Pepsi? Is that some sort of "we're #1, we don't need to" ad psychology? Meanwhile Pepsi has been doing "lol Coke" ads for years.

If they ever had, it's got to be super obscure. Coke has been obliterating Pepsi in sales for years, so there's not much point in it. Coke outsells Pepsi like 2 to 1. They're almost not even competing any more. Hell diet Coke outsells regular Pepsi.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Barudak posted:

today you'd be hard pressed to find a bottle of it almost anywhere in the country.

Fairly common in New England actually, especially Maine. But your point stands

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Sash! posted:

If they ever had, it's got to be super obscure. Coke has been obliterating Pepsi in sales for years, so there's not much point in it. Coke outsells Pepsi like 2 to 1. They're almost not even competing any more. Hell diet Coke outsells regular Pepsi.

Yeah, if you're number one you never mention number two, see also Apple v. Samsung.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Hasters posted:

Yeah, if you're number one you never mention number two, see also Apple v. Samsung.

Or the goddamn Surface ads that came out around Christmas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5_CrXh227Q

Edit: But yeah, brand awareness and especially positioning is huge. I'm the director of marketing for an upscale independent hotel, and a nearby competitor just completed a massive remodeling and renovation last year. We also just re-did our lobby and restaurant, but the question I'm always asked by reporters is, "Did you do this in response to <Hotel XYZ>?"

"No, the lobby and restaurant renovation was the culmination of a multi-year project that began in 2012 as part of our continued commitment to ensure that our facilities match our impeccable level of service. We wish our friends over there the very best."

Timby fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Feb 23, 2015

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

I'm tired of Buick's ugly cars and their stupid commercials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lEuJ9JaVWA

What the gently caress.



Why are you parked on the street at like 8pm eating a loving submarine sandwich with your doors unlocked and your windows down?

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Doctor Butts posted:

I'm tired of Buick's ugly cars and their stupid commercials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lEuJ9JaVWA

What the gently caress.



Why are you parked on the street at like 8pm eating a loving submarine sandwich with your doors unlocked and your windows down?

What i don't understand is that this dude is clearly in a pretty decent car whose brand they do everything they can to obscure, but, like, isn't the whole point of this ad campaign that Buicks used to be these lovely looking old people cars

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
I get annoyed by her friends douchey wave from the other car in that comercial

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Canned Panda posted:

I'm not sure how I feel about this ad about heroin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPF-Juks2N0

:stare:

This... isn't in good taste, is it?

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Timett posted:

I get annoyed by her friends douchey wave from the other car in that comercial

That chick also looks completely different from that angle.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
The Fiji water ads annoy me for two reasons.

One, that kid's voice.

Two, this "bottled at the source / untouched by man" bullshit. This cannot be true and it just makes me curious what precise weaseling they're doing with those terms. Like at the very least, even if you get water from a spring, you have to do something to make sure it's free of anything hazardous.

Like this could literally just mean that the employees at the bottling plant aren't dipping their hands in it. You still have to decontaminate.

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