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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



His co-driver is a journalist whose arse sphincter is probably replacing his oesophagus

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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Gmaz posted:

Dare I say, female Max Chilton?

Mods?

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

Formula E has several female drivers and I have every confidence that one will finish a race this season.

tupacalypse
Jan 1, 2013

by Pragmatica

Gmaz posted:

Dare I say, female Max Chilton?

How dare you insult Two Time GP2 Winner Max Chilton like that.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




simplefish posted:

His co-driver is a journalist whose arse sphincter is probably replacing his oesophagus

I imagine he thought it was intentional then, or at least not nearly as bad as it was

Gmaz
Apr 3, 2011

New DLC for Aoe2 is out: Dynasties of India

tupacalypse posted:

How dare you insult Two Time GP2 Winner Max Chilton like that.
Well he ain't no Pastor Maldonado.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Gmaz posted:

Well he ain't no Pastor Maldonado.

Then again, who is?

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

Gmaz posted:

Dare I say, female Max Chilton?
She makes Max Chilton look like a biologically engineered Senna-Prost-Mansell hybrid. With a single career high of 13 (next best result 17), she stepped aside for the final two weekends of last year. Dean Stoneman took over and promptly managed a pole, two wins and a second.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


*stonerman

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Pablo Bluth posted:

She makes Max Chilton look like a biologically engineered Senna-Prost-Mansell hybrid. With a single career high of 13 (next best result 17), she stepped aside for the final two weekends of last year. Dean Stoneman took over and promptly managed a pole, two wins and a second.

Sounds like a perfect test driver then, she clearly set the car up perfectly for him.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

pik_d posted:

Sounds like a perfect test driver then, she clearly set the car up perfectly for him.

Damon Hill.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer
I don't like that female drivers have an unfair advantage when it comes to getting seats in F1.

Compare that to Ralf Schumacher. He didn't get into F1 because he had some nice tits and rear end, instead it was solely raw talent that brought him there.

Imagine all the talented men who didn't get a chance in F1 because of the feminist agenda.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Ralf Schumacher would definitely beat any female F1 driver.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Gmaz posted:

Dare I say, female Max Chilton?

Actualy Max Chilton is the only non fraud british driver and is going to win the indy whatever thing hes doing this year.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

RALF posted:

Compare that to Ralf Schumacher. He didn't get into F1 because he had some nice tits and rear end, instead it was solely raw talent that brought him there.
However his wife did show off her airbags.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

CratSock posted:

Mediocre male pay drivers, or mediocre attractive women drivers?
Are you implying that Our Max isn't attractive?

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer
There's been a lack of butt ugly F1 drivers since Robert Kubica died

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

RALF posted:

There's been a lack of butt ugly F1 drivers since Robert Kubica died

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Pastor is a sexy dude.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Gmaz posted:

Dare I say, female Max Chilton?



Note these results are for a higher series as well

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

CratSock posted:

So you're saying that Carmen was significantly worse than a recovering cancer patient with no seat time. I have high hopes.

I am saying that.

But that wasn't Dean's first time back, he was quick in Porsches the year before and had done the rest of the season with Marussia before they died. He finished 2nd to Alex Lynn in the championship.

The point though is it certainly means there's no blaming Carmen's "pace" on a cracked chassis tub or a poo poo engineer or anything.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:


:drat:

keevo fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Feb 26, 2015

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Dudley posted:

I am saying that.

But that wasn't Dean's first time back, he was quick in Porsches the year before and had done the rest of the season with Marussia before they died. He finished 2nd to Alex Lynn in the championship.

The point though is it certainly means there's no blaming Carmen's "pace" on a cracked chassis tub or a poo poo engineer or anything.

She was allegedly 15 seconds a lap off the pace while racing at Spa.

thegasman2000
Feb 12, 2005
Update my TFLC log? BOLLOCKS!
/
:backtowork:

gret posted:

She was allegedly 15 seconds a lap off the pace while racing at Spa.

Need balls to be fast at Spa.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer

That's actually pretty drat sexy

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


1500quidporsche posted:

Ralf Schumacher would definitely beat any female F1 driver.

Everyone missed this, but the proper response is "yes, he literally would"

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006

Is that a challenge?

RALF posted:

That's actually pretty drat sexy

What is wrong with you?

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

jammyozzy posted:

What is wrong with you?

Brain tumor the size of a grapefruit.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer
I wouldn't mind having him as my girlfriend

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


darth cookie posted:

Brain tumor the size of a grapefruit.

no that's maldonado's head

Gmaz
Apr 3, 2011

New DLC for Aoe2 is out: Dynasties of India

jammyozzy posted:

What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Skarsnik posted:

I imagine he thought it was intentional then, or at least not nearly as bad as it was

I think you'll find thats the look of a man thats shat his pants.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




serious gaylord posted:

I think you'll find thats the look of a man thats shat his pants.

Stone cold pooper

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

gret posted:

She was allegedly 15 seconds a lap off the pace while racing at Spa.

*dramatic sigh*

That makes it pretty clear she's just there for the media. I wonder how long this relationship will last.

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006

Is that a challenge?

Gmaz posted:

What is wrong with you?

Many things, but if I'm to the point that I find Pastor attractive I'm probably beyond help.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

gret posted:

She was allegedly 15 seconds a lap off the pace while racing at Spa.

At least she'll finish ahead of McLaren this year.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
They should have banned bitches from F1 after that Mexican woman killed herself by driving a Marussia into a truck.

F1 is a place for short, handsome, white men or tall, ugly white men.

And one black for legal reasons.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I wasn't aware that dogs had raced in F1 before. The more you know!

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Brainwrong posted:

F1 is a place for short, handsome, white men or tall, ugly white men.


And JENSON BUTTON

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NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007




If I can't have Taylor Swift, I want Lewis to. Nicole must be turning in her grave.

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