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AnoHito
May 8, 2014

indigi posted:

we've had a lot of great, succinct compliations of the antics of logansryche, americanpegasus, BFL/Josh/Inaba, etc., but I feel like the only thing I know about Luke-jr is the tonal numbering system and it looks like there's a lot more gold in that there hill

i think he's also for absolute monarchy if that helps.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



oh yea he helpfully catalogued his insanity for us

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Luke-Jr

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i doubt there are a lot of libertarian monarchists in the world

Rick Ross Ulbricht
Feb 3, 2010

put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

i doubt there are a lot of libertarian monarchists in the world

he of course favors himself as king

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Snapchat A Titty posted:

oh yea he helpfully catalogued his insanity for us

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Luke-Jr

*sees he tried learning japanese, scrolls down andddd yep there's the animes*

Also he put a bunch of atheist things on there and a bunch of really religious things on there :psyduck:

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Mido posted:

I paid for a burg just now with my cc and it took less than 15 seconds for the order, process card, receipt signage

but suddenly my hands trembled and my world went black and white

a loud siren blares and a man's deafening voice blows through my brain

"THERE HAS GOT TO BEE A BETTER WAAY"

15 seconds, drat how can you live like that, you need to get contactless and claw back those precious seconds of your life.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

quote:

This User believes that 9/9 equals 1, but .999… does not.

Oh come on mathematical proofs aren't something you can have an opinion about fffffff :psyboom:

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

*sees he tried learning japanese, scrolls down andddd yep there's the animes*

Also he put a bunch of atheist things on there and a bunch of really religious things on there :psyduck:

there's your daily reminder that an assload of atheists are just hardcore conservative christian families' kids who didn't lik the going to church part, but sure loved the looking down on women and other people parts.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Oh come on mathematical proofs aren't something you can have an opinion about fffffff :psyboom:

tell that to dumb people on the internet

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Mido posted:

I paid for a burg just now with my cc and it took less than 15 seconds for the order, process card, receipt signage

but suddenly my hands trembled and my world went black and white

a loud siren blares and a man's deafening voice blows through my brain

"THERE HAS GOT TO BEE A BETTER WAAY"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf48aKwxDwI

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Oh come on mathematical proofs aren't something you can have an opinion about fffffff :psyboom:

tell that to literally 100s of pages of gbs threads

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Rick Ross Ulbricht posted:

he of course favors himself as king

philosopher king, plebe

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

indigi posted:

we've had a lot of great, succinct compliations of the antics of logansryche, americanpegasus, BFL/Josh/Inaba, etc., but I feel like the only thing I know about Luke-jr is the tonal numbering system and it looks like there's a lot more gold in that there hill

hes so far down the autism spectrum that hes only visible to coelacanths hth

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



This user strives to be
unfair against unfounded myth
and unbalanced in service of the truth


This user knows that
Mary is the Theotokos

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



actually the worst part of the profile is this:

This user has 4 children

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member

indigi posted:

we've had a lot of great, succinct compliations of the antics of logansryche, americanpegasus, BFL/Josh/Inaba, etc., but I feel like the only thing I know about Luke-jr is the tonal numbering system and it looks like there's a lot more gold in that there hill

i was gonna do this but never got around to it and never found the time

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member

Snapchat A Titty posted:

actually the worst part of the profile is this:

This user has 4 children

he's also an antivax moron

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Snapchat A Titty posted:

actually the worst part of the profile is this:

This user has 4 children

who are homeschooled

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



AlbieQuirky posted:

who are homeschooled

when i turned 14 my atheist parents told me that i should go and see what religion is about. i shouldnt just stay home without even trying. i should say we have a state church & poo poo so protestant confirmation is allotted in school. anyway i went and i didnt care for it but my folks sure as poo poo didnt keep me home to prevent me from learning other points of view, gently caress.

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
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AlbieQuirky posted:

who are homeschooled

he teaches them that tonal bullshit

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
He runs a mining pool named after the saint of goldsmiths/coin collectors and every time his pool solves a block they inject a prayer into the block headers

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
<luke-jr> cosurgi: by design, it contains "random" data-- I've just been setting some of that "random" data to prayers

<Graet> mm interesting luke-jr i understand you are strong in your faith but you dont think putting prayers in might alienate some ppl - after all btc is multidenominational
<luke-jr> Graet: Catholics do not believe in freedom of religion.
<Graet> and you make your non catholic miners aware of this?


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=38007.0


edit - lol

luke-jr : (23:58) MSSmallBiz: there is no such thing as a non-Catholic Christian by definition
Yeti : (23:58) luke-jr: close to a billion people disagree with you on that
luke-jr : (23:59) Yeti: irrelevant
luke-jr : (23:59) truth is not a democracy either
MSSmallBiz : (23:59) luke-jr: then what do you call Baptist, just Baptist? A Episcopalian is ?
luke-jr : (23:59) MSSmallBiz: heretics

dude is my favorite/least favorite bitcoiner because not only is he a tremendous piece of poo poo, but he has 4 children and a probably battered wife he subjects to it

text editor fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Feb 28, 2015

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



on the one hand i dont wanna touch the poop but on the other i kinda wanna ask how one true religion is in harmony with liberatarianism

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
oh and of course his blockchain prayers are in latin

quote:

Eligius/Benedictus Deus. Benedictum Nomen Sanctum eius.
Eligius/Benedictus Deus. Benedictum Nomen Sanctum eius.
***************************************************
Benedictus Iesus Christus, verus Deus et verus homo.
Benedictum Nomen Iesu.
I LIKE TURTLES
Benedictum Cor eius sacratissimum.
Benedictus Sanguis eius pretiosissimus.
Benedictus Iesus in sanctissimo altaris Sacramento.
Benedictus Sanctus Spiritus, Paraclitus.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Benedictus Sanctus Spiritus, Paraclitus.
Benedicta excelsa Mater Dei, Maria sanctissima.
Benedicta sancta eius et immaculata Conceptio.
Benedicta sancta eius et immaculata Conceptio.
Benedicta eius gloriosa Assumptio.
Benedictum nomen Mariae, Virginis et Matris.
Benedictum nomen Mariae, Virginis et Matris.
Benedictus sanctus Ioseph, eius castissimus Sponsus.
Benedictus Deus in Angelis suis, et in Sanctis suis. Amen.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.
O my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee and I detest all my sins...
O my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee and I detest all my sins...
Eye'm the strongest!
...because of Thy just punishments, but most of all because they offend Thee, ...
...my God, who art all good and deserving of all my love.
I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to sin no more...
I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to sin no more...
...and avoid the near occasions of sin. Amen.
O my God! I firmly believe that Thou art one God in three Divine persons, ...
O my God! I firmly believe that Thou art one God in three Divine persons, ...
...Father, Son, and Holy Ghost; I believe that Thy Divine Son became man, ...
...and died for our sins, and that he will come to, judge the living and the dead.
I believe these and all the truths which the Holy Catholic Church teaches, ...
...because Thou hast revealed them, who canst neither deceive nor be deceived.
O my God! relying on Thy infinite goodness and promises, ...
...I hope to obtain pardon of my sins, the help of Thy grace, ...
...and life everlasting, through the merits of Jesus Christ, my Lord and Redeemer.
...and life everlasting, through the merits of Jesus Christ, my Lord and Redeemer.
O my God! I love Thee above all things, with my whole heart and soul, ...
...because Thou art all-good and worthy of all love.
...because Thou art all-good and worthy of all love.
Yukkuri Shiteitte ne
I love my neighbor as myself for the love of Thee.
I forgive all who have injured me, and ask pardon of all whom I have injured.
I forgive all who have injured me, and ask pardon of all whom I have injured.
I forgive all who have injured me, and ask pardon of all whom I have injured.
O my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of Hell, ...
...lead all souls to Heaven, especially those in most need of Thy mercy.
I confess to Almighty God, to blessed Mary ever Virgin, ...
... to blessed Michael the Archangel, to blessed John the Baptist, ...
... to the holy Apostles Peter and Paul, and to all the Saints, ...
... that I have sinned exceedingly, in thought, word, and deed, ...
... through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault.
Therefore I beseech blessed Mary ever Virgin, blessed Michael the Archangel, ...
... blessed John the Baptist, the holy Apostles Peter and Paul, ...
... and all the Saints to pray to the Lord our God for me. Amen.
St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle; be our safeguard against ...
St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle; be our safeguard against ...
... the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, ...
... we humbly pray, and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, ...
... we humbly pray, and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, ...
... we humbly pray, and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, ...
... we humbly pray, and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, ...
... by the power of God, cast into Hell, Satan and all the other evil spirits, ...
... who wander throughout the world, seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.
Angel of God, my guardian dear, to whom His love commits me here, ...
... ever this night be at my side, to light and guard, to rule and guide. Amen.
Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, ...
... et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ...
... et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ...
... et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ...
... ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc, et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen.
Salve, Regina, mater misericordiae: vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra, salve.
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Hevae. Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes ...
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Hevae. Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes ...
... in hac lacrimarum valle. Eia, ergo, advocata nostra, illos tuos ...
... misericordes oculos ad nos converte. Et Iesum, benedictum fructum ...
... ventris tui, nobis post hoc exsilium ostende. O clemens, O pia, ...
... O dulcis Virgo Maria. Ora pro nobis, sancta Dei Genetrix.
kLhLUKE-JR IS A PEDOPHILE! Oh, and god isn't real, sucka. Stop polluting the blockchain with your nonsense.
Ut digni efficiamur promissionibus Christi. Amen.
Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur Nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum.
Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur Nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum.
Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum ...
... da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus ...
... debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo.
Domine Iesu Christe, Filius Dei, miserere me peccatorem!
Sanae is a good girl
We adore Thee, O Christ, and we bless Thee;
We adore Thee, O Christ, and we bless Thee;
because by Thy holy Cross Thou hast redeemed the world.
May the Holy Trinity be blessed.

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Snapchat A Titty posted:

on the one hand i dont wanna touch the poop but on the other i kinda wanna ask how one true religion is in harmony with liberatarianism

he's actually more of a straight-forward fascist with hints of capitalist mixed in

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



text editor posted:

he's actually more of a straight-forward fascist with hints of capitalist mixed in

yea i know i just wanna hear him contort words a little

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
17:53 < luke-jr> people should be hostile toward false religions and homosexuals, at least
17:53 < graingert> luke-jr: why homosexuals?
17:53 < luke-jr> graingert: same reason people should be hostile to serial killers
17:53 < graingert> luke-jr: because homosexuals go round killing people?
17:53 < luke-jr> worse
...
17:58 < Blitzboom> what’s worth than murder, homosexuality?
17:59 < Blitzboom> worse*
17:59 < noagendamarket> Apparently it is Blitzboom
17:59 < graingert> Blitzboom: someone who is luke-jr:gay is someone who is worse than a serial killer
17:59 < luke-jr> Blitzboom: yes

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
so he's the next fred phelps then

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



people all over the world do things i dont like, some piss on the toilet seat, some put their nose on the window & breath two flames of steam, some flick their cig butts into a tree and laugh out loud

all these people damage the world more than gay people having sex with each other

i never got why so many weirdos care, they cant all be in the closet

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
gays use base 10 numbering

so does satan

Phlag
Nov 2, 2000

We make a special trip just for you, same low price.


He appears to be a believer in the idea that earth is the center of the universe. His website is filled with all sorts of nutty poo poo. Don't look at it.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Phlag posted:

He appears to be a believer in the idea that earth is the center of the universe. His website is filled with all sorts of nutty poo poo. Don't look at it.

lol he still has a tilde subdirectory

Dessert Rose
May 17, 2004

awoken in control of a lucid deep dream...

Snapchat A Titty posted:

when i turned 14 my atheist parents told me that i should go and see what religion is about. i shouldnt just stay home without even trying. i should say we have a state church & poo poo so protestant confirmation is allotted in school. anyway i went and i didnt care for it but my folks sure as poo poo didnt keep me home to prevent me from learning other points of view, gently caress.

my grandma wanted to send me to "vacation bible school" when i was like six.

i did not want to go, but my mom said that i should at least understand "the mythology of the culture" in which I lived

so i went, and i thought it was really dumb.

next year, my grandma calls again to send me. my mom asks me, and I say no, I think once was enough

she relays this, and my grandma says "she isn't old enough to make that decision" and my mom said "i kinda think she is"

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Phlag posted:

He appears to be a believer in the idea that earth is the center of the universe. His website is filled with all sorts of nutty poo poo. Don't look at it.



:vince:

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

anyone who puts "vacation" and "bible school" together is a loving liar, if you're going to school then you're not on vacation dipshit

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
wrap it up heliocentrailures

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

QuarkJets posted:

anyone who puts "vacation" and "bible school" together is a loving liar, if you're going to school then you're not on vacation dipshit

but they get to leave the compound! that's a vacation for those kids!

Dessert Rose
May 17, 2004

awoken in control of a lucid deep dream...

QuarkJets posted:

anyone who puts "vacation" and "bible school" together is a loving liar, if you're going to school then you're not on vacation dipshit

i know, right??

all i remember from it was that we were coloring pictures of jesus. there may also have been plastic stained glass windows

also i think i played doctor or something afterwards in the church, they just left us there for hours apparently

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ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

killhamster posted:

he teaches them that tonal bullshit

i thought you were joking but trawling through the pics folder:



:smith:

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