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Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Holm must win. Cat must push to scamper Rosey. Jake and Josh is an elite loser leaves town match and potential comeback for one or both. Do you think there's gonna be a lot of bitches at the bar tonight?

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Le Saboteur posted:

Did Lima get a single piece of offense in there?

He actually threw a winging left that caught Means but it was too little too late. He was throwing up to the finish, though.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.


KID Yamamoto gonna die.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Holy poo poo, Kid. Wait, why am I excited for this?

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Lid posted:



KID Yamamoto gonna die.

http://youtu.be/_JOsUhrrxeg

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
See, Gleison was smart.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Misha Tate is horrible as a broadcaster and drug testing update.Let's all get excited about urine !

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Haha testing EVERYONE

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
LOL I love them asking like night of the fight blood testing is going to do anything. (Now some idiot will get caught)

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Haha testing EVERYONE



Wait, what?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Means doing a murder https://gfycat.com/UnnaturalSimplisticGoldfish

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
The last time ATT was competing for $500k it was against the Sinaloa Cartel

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
I like the direction of the new TUF.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
What's the prize for the team? A BRAND NEW HARLEY DAVIDSON(for the head coach and no one else).

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
That boxing show Dana did was a practice run for this new Ultimate Fighter, and I cannot loving wait for a season this much since Heavyweight which I absolutely loved but had to say never again.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Mr. Nice! posted:

Haha testing EVERYONE

Someone explain for those who can't watch.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Miching Mallecho posted:

What's the prize for the team? A BRAND NEW HARLEY DAVIDSON(for the head coach and no one else).

A CAN OF MONSTER

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
this card actually has pretty good name value

BrianPhillips
May 10, 2006
Apparently the only thing "eluding" Kid is a UFC win. Thought they were gonna say belt.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Duzzy Funlop posted:

Someone explain for those who can't watch.

Every fighter in the card gets urine and blood tests.Also british betting ads are loving horrible.

BrianPhillips
May 10, 2006

Lid posted:

A CAN OF MONSTER

You'd fail your urine test for caffeine.

And to whoever linked that video of crazy Monster Christian lady. Please stop triggering me.

e: Someone switched the kid for the dad.

BrianPhillips fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Mar 1, 2015

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
Good luck Anime

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
KID Yamamoto has done a fusion dance with Damacio Page

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Those fight shorts are baller go crazy japanese dude.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Kid fighting smart.

Oop getting timed now.

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
Tim Means, white trashier Matt Brown?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Kid looks like he's been trying to transform into Mighty Mouse.

slev
Apr 6, 2009

Did I mention that Kid Yamamoto is a legend of MMA?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

"Round 2 next" jesus christ goldie

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
gently caress this crowd. I wish this fight was just this hypnotic pace for unlimited rounds until someone lands some butal KO.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
All they had to talk about is that Kid is old and his prime was a decade ago

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





EmmyOk posted:

"Round 2 next" jesus christ goldie

Tell me about the Rousey again, Joe...

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
That's all these old fuckers have, just let them have it.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Non-kid fighter better start doing something to try to close the distance more effectively .

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Big John sounds like he's trying to stop a 5-year-old from crying

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
gently caress off John, he extended his hand as he came forward and pushed out.

BrianPhillips
May 10, 2006
"It's part of the loving game" - Big John

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

argondamn posted:

Big John sounds like he's trying to stop a 5-year-old from crying

He's very reassuring

Belle Isle Tech
Aug 28, 2009
That doctor owns and they forgot to bleep him "Here's the thing, if he had Cornea Abrasion he wouldn't be able to see poo poo"

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Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
This is really weird. MMA professionalism being practiced here.

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