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vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Kos had him right where he wanted him

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The only chance Pennington has

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Mean Bean Machine posted:

suffice it to say that good old koscheck will NOT be motorboating any asses tonight
are you sure? that's probably exactly the same face

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Lid posted:

The only chance Pennington has



Look at all that blood and the faceplant.loving awesome.

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
It'll be hilarious if Holm is exposed as an overhyped Boxing fraud.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
So the Irish pub isn't broadcasting UFC 184 and the only other place within walking distance that does has a cover charge of 10 American roubles.
So, using my superior European planning skills, I have devised the following plan:

1. Drink trash cans at Irish pub:



2. Watch UFC outside of overpriced shithole free of charge, because freedom:



This should go well.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

LordPants posted:

It'll be hilarious if Holm is exposed as an overhyped Boxing fraud.

She'c currently being exposed as Conor McGregor.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Raquel Pennington is that cute meek that takes off her red business dress suit and reveals a bunch of jailhouse tattoos.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
I dunno what this celtic poo poo is but I can get behind it.

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
hahahaha Uptown Funk

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Not a single sponsor for Holms.

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Women Fighters maintaining the tradition of picking flavor of the month pop songs for their walkout music is the best.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Uptown Funk, like the X of yesteryear, is prepared to give it to you.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Some drunk people on my train home tonight spent the journey trying to sing uptown funk before getting stuck at the first line and beginning again. So I don't know if I want Holly or Raquel to lose more

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Pennington looks like she wet the bed the last time she spent the night at her cousin's place but her mom is making her go to her cousin's birthday party anyway

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

MA-Horus posted:

Not a single sponsor for Holms.

Holm being the ex-boxer would be the one I'd have thought would have the South Coast Mitsubishi sponsorship.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Duzzy Funlop posted:

So the Irish pub isn't broadcasting UFC 184 and the only other place within walking distance that does has a cover charge of 10 American roubles.
So, using my superior European planning skills, I have devised the following plan:

1. Drink trash cans at Irish pub:



2. Watch UFC outside of overpriced shithole free of charge, because freedom:



This should go well.

Never change :)

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
This is a pageant for Holmes.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Holm is at -650? I'd put $10 on Pennington at those odds.

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."
Let it be said The Preacher's Daughter is the worst nickname I've heard in years

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

LordPants posted:

It'll be hilarious if Holm is exposed as an overhyped Boxing fraud.

She's pretty good at striking and you can't forget that Raquel dropped a 30-27 decision to Jessica Rakoczy on TUF--Rakoczy being a boxer who was much smaller, less powerful, and more worn-out than Holm, with less MMA experience. It was her third fight in the house, and I think Pennington was hurt for it or something, but still not a good sign.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Pennington is not one inch shorter than Holms.Holms looks gigantic.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Holm looks a weight class bigger.

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Aish, aish. Someone call Jake Shields, we got a mare over here for him.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

MagicCube posted:

Aish, aish. Someone call Jake Shields, we got a mare over here for him.

lol

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
boxers move different

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Holms looks like half a foot taller than pennington.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

She's got one arm!

Diddie
Sep 1, 2001

What the heck is going on in here???
I'm pretty sure Ronda would have no problem getting takedowns if she got the clinches that Pennington got

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."

MagicCube posted:

Aish, aish. Someone call Jake Shields, we got a mare over here for him.

haha

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
Rousey would just loving kill Holmes.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Pretty sure she's hitting perfectly hard by WMMA standards, Joe.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


I wonder why hip tosses judo style are not more popular in cage wrestling positions.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Bartender asked if I want another trashcan, I think "you trying to kill me?" and opt for just a casual shot of Jägermeister to wash the taste of red bull out of my yapper, expecting to pay something like 2-2,50 bucks.



6,50 United States American Dollars.

:catstare:
:catstare:
:catstare:
:catstare:
:catstare:

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Man she's really boring out pointing her...

*sees Greg Jackson in her corner*

Oh.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Holms corner is really tense.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Duzzy Funlop posted:

Bartender asked if I want another trashcan, I think "you trying to kill me?" and opt for just a casual shot of Jägermeister to wash the taste of red bull out of my yapper, expecting to pay something like 2-2,50 bucks.



6,50 United States American Dollars.

:catstare:
:catstare:
:catstare:
:catstare:
:catstare:

Lol you got ripped of for being eurotrash.Botellon or die.

Diddie
Sep 1, 2001

What the heck is going on in here???

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Bartender asked if I want another trashcan, I think "you trying to kill me?" and opt for just a casual shot of Jägermeister to wash the taste of red bull out of my yapper, expecting to pay something like 2-2,50 bucks.



6,50 United States American Dollars.

:catstare:
:catstare:
:catstare:
:catstare:
:catstare:

we use decimals here not commas

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Money shot for Holly Holm.

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MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Can't take this Tae Bo poo poo seriously.

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