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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

cpaf posted:



Didn't see this posted in the last half dozen or so posts yet

HAHAHAHA What the gently caress are the ICC smoking?

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puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

Dunbar posted:

Surrendering a 300+ runs chase while taking 1 wicket has to be very rare, doesn't it? I'm still a cricket newbie but this seems an awful performance even to me.

England are toothless

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Did that #1 ranked 2012 England still have kp in it? Makes you think.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
How the hell do you lose by 9 wickets after getting 300+? England are truly awful.

Pvt. Public
Sep 9, 2004

I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.
gently caress off England, you useless cunts.

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:

Dunbar posted:

Surrendering a 300+ runs chase while taking 1 wicket has to be very rare, doesn't it? I'm still a cricket newbie but this seems an awful performance even to me.

A 9 wicket victory while chasing 300+ is an absolute flogging.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

English bowlers are the worst. Surely out of the British Empire they can steal someone from another Commonwealth nation to boost their bowling ranks?

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Maybe England should ask their Olympic team if they can get in on their doping tech.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

puchu posted:

So they're still alive after all this bullshit? God drat it.

Could be funny if ENG v BAN is rained off, nrr could swing Bangladesh's way thanks to that hiding England got from NZ.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Haha England are bad. Bad team.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Cat Terrist posted:

HAHAHAHA What the gently caress are the ICC smoking?

these aren't the current rankings

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

Smorgasbord posted:

Could be funny if ENG v BAN is rained off, nrr could swing Bangladesh's way thanks to that hiding England got from NZ.

I loving hope this is true.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Smorgasbord posted:

Could be funny if ENG v BAN is rained off, nrr could swing Bangladesh's way thanks to that hiding England got from NZ.

Funnier and better if they just outright lost to Afghanistan and bangladesh.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
With bowling this insipid the Bangers should cruise.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
Anderson just looks dead at this point: it'd honestly be better if they played jordan and rested the guy for the ashes

Soviet Space Dog
May 7, 2009
Unicum Space Dog
May 6, 2009

NOBODY WILL REALIZE MY POSTS ARE SHIT NOW THAT MY NAME IS PURPLE :smug:

puchu posted:

So they're still alive after all this bullshit? God drat it.

They can still end up 3-3, and if they win by enough and all other results go their way they can theoretically even be 2nd in the pool.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
angry boycott on tms now

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:

You Am I posted:

English bowlers are the worst. Surely out of the British Empire they can steal someone from another Commonwealth nation to boost their bowling ranks?

That Scottish guy Josh Davey is pretty good. Bowling av of 18, along with a batting av of 26, I'm surprised he's not playing for England already.

Brett824
Mar 30, 2009

I could let these dreamkillers kill my self esteem or use the arrogance as the steam to follow my dream
Combined Scottish + Irish XI vs England would be a pretty good contest right now tbh.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
i'd rather play for scotland; they win games sometimes

e: pakistan haven't collapsed in a total heap, which is a shame. i'd lol at a test team losing all their games which pakistan could do if they lose to zimbabwe (they'll probably beat the uae, but they'll lose to south africa and ireland)

IceAgeComing fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Mar 1, 2015

Pvt. Public
Sep 9, 2004

I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.
Root struggling for words to explain England's completely abysmal performance. Feel bad for him.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
While I don't believe KP being there would make a huge difference, the fact that he's not makes this whole farce much worse for the ECB.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

-Spiffy- posted:

While I don't believe KP being there would make a huge difference, the fact that he's not makes this whole farce much worse for the ECB.

Poor guy is sitting on the sidelines with his pads on waiting for the call up. :(

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
Bye Bye Boom Boom

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
who's worse: england or pakistan

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Pakistan are real bad but they're cool at least.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Pakistan are real bad but they're cool at least.

Do they still have a wee bit of a problem with match fixing?

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


zakharov posted:

Do they still have a wee bit of a problem with match fixing?

That merely adds to the rich tapestry that is international cricket.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
nah that's now new zealand and india

e: chatara's stats so far are pretty drat impressive

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Here is my match report:

Decided to get shitfaced as the Australian wickets fell because we were all having a good time.

Unfortunately this meant I was extremely exhausted by the time the 40 minute break was over. Crowe didn't even get to do a lap of honour around the Park, they put up screens did his presentation immediately in front of the new stand which meant gently caress all people saw it.

Someone needs to ask the Aussies how they can reconcile a bodyline ball with the outpouring of bullshit after Phil Hughes was killed.

That was not a catch.

People who whine about ODI cricket at Eden Park need to eat a dick. The atmosphere owned, the crowd owned and the field is the same size for both teams. It just means your captain has to set a decent field and your bowlers have to be able to bowl. In the end, the size of the field had no impact on the result whatsoever.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
So uh...Misbah should kinda maybe think about accelerating soon....

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Butt Wizard posted:

People who whine about ODI cricket at Eden Park need to eat a dick. The atmosphere owned, the crowd owned and the field is the same size for both teams. It just means your captain has to set a decent field and your bowlers have to be able to bowl. In the end, the size of the field had no impact on the result whatsoever.

My only complaint about cricket at Eden Park is that the security are total fuckwits.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

The Rabbi T. White posted:

My only complaint about cricket at Eden Park is that the security are total fuckwits.

I'll give you that - all yesterday was missing was the pitch invasion at the end.

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
This is the last match in Brisbane for the rest of the world cup? Odd.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Butt Wizard posted:

I'll give you that - all yesterday was missing was the pitch invasion at the end.

The last match I went to there was the NZ/England match about two years ago. Game was boring as gently caress, so people were attempting to amuse themselves - security stepped in and kicked out 6 people for yelling "Root is a wanker" and some dude in a pink bunny suit (that everyone obviously loved) for starting a Mexican wave.

Also apparently they ejected Leigh Hart from the ground yesterday...?

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

runoverbobby posted:

This is the last match in Brisbane for the rest of the world cup? Odd.

Knowing the ACA, I'm shocked they didn't just play every single game in Sydney.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Butt Wizard posted:

Someone needs to ask the Aussies how they can reconcile a bodyline ball with the outpouring of bullshit after Phil Hughes

The Australian team never said they'd stop bowling short balls at the body so wtf are you talking about?

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
When McCullum is dancing around this way and that I don't see any issue with the occasional ball aimed at the gloves.

It sux that he got hit, and if there is a real injury there it will ruin the world cup, but the tactics are fine.

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

The Rabbi T. White posted:

The last match I went to there was the NZ/England match about two years ago. Game was boring as gently caress, so people were attempting to amuse themselves - security stepped in and kicked out 6 people for yelling "Root is a wanker" and some dude in a pink bunny suit (that everyone obviously loved) for starting a Mexican wave.

Also apparently they ejected Leigh Hart from the ground yesterday...?

The commentary was hilarious, he was absolutely drunk.

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Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

It's nice that the English posters get to wake up to more good news.

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