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SisterFister: Oct 31, 2005; I'm sure you and your 37 dollars will prove to be quite the legal sensation

geeves posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCbFkvHYIpQ

Not quite how it's supposed to work

Yesssss now where's your explodey backflip video

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 08:16

Rad Valtar: May 31, 2011; Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.

geeves posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCbFkvHYIpQ

Not quite how it's supposed to work

Not how I expected the video to end.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 06:39

Quicksand_Jesus: Dec 19, 2005; Lasagna Miracle

Jay, Poot and I spent an hour absolutely destroying a tonight and in the end.. he won. He never quit, he never went passive, he just took his beatings and kept trying. In the end, my K/D was 50-5, Poot's was something 30-5, and Jay was.. well, he saw it all happen.

By the end, Jay and Poot were both in fire trucks just spraying him to death.

We ultimately all just left. I'm not proud of it, but it is what it is. The pubbie in question can be seen at end of this video which is just random clips I've grabbed in the last week.

http://youtu.be/K0fTHnrpFTk

# ? Mar 3, 2015 06:55

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

gently caress you

# ? Mar 3, 2015 07:09

geeves: Sep 16, 2004

SisterFister posted:

Yesssss now where's your explodey backflip video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY2zPWUqYwk

# ? Mar 3, 2015 15:34

Agent Burt Macklin: Jul 3, 2003; Macklin, you son of a bitch

Heists in one week! :hellyeah:

My bank account is ready. :boom:

geeves posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY2zPWUqYwk

That was impressive. You're doing backflips up stairs and I can barely stay on the motorcycle outside of a race.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 15:35

StabMasterArson: May 31, 2011

Kelly posted:

Heists in one week!

Hahahaha

# ? Mar 3, 2015 16:28

ElwoodCuse: Jan 11, 2004; we're puttin' the band back together

StabMasterArson posted:

Hahahaha

I don't doubt that they will come out, I doubt the ability of the servers to work

# ? Mar 3, 2015 16:30

StabMasterArson: May 31, 2011

ElwoodCuse posted:

I don't doubt that they will come out, I doubt the ability of the servers to work

I doubt both of them but it'd be nice for Rockstar to prove us wrong for once!

# ? Mar 3, 2015 16:39

Agent Burt Macklin: Jul 3, 2003; Macklin, you son of a bitch

You know what, you guys are right:

Kelly posted:

Complaining about heists not working properly (or at all) in one week!

I will be a top tier complainer, not to worry.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 16:39

Orv: May 4, 2011

Quicksand_Jesus posted:

Jay, Poot and I spent an hour absolutely destroying a tonight and in the end.. he won. He never quit, he never went passive, he just took his beatings and kept trying. In the end, my K/D was 50-5, Poot's was something 30-5, and Jay was.. well, he saw it all happen.

By the end, Jay and Poot were both in fire trucks just spraying him to death.

We ultimately all just left. I'm not proud of it, but it is what it is. The pubbie in question can be seen at end of this video which is just random clips I've grabbed in the last week.

http://youtu.be/K0fTHnrpFTk

The end clip is basically just the end of a bad horror movie, that was great.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 16:56

geeves: Sep 16, 2004

reddit.jpg

This is harder than I thought it would be. I also started a girl fight up by one of the clubs by the LSC. I need to find the clip for it though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxH3l6v6Fro

# ? Mar 3, 2015 17:17

Agent Burt Macklin: Jul 3, 2003; Macklin, you son of a bitch

geeves posted:

reddit.jpg

This is harder than I thought it would be. I also started a girl fight up by one of the clubs by the LSC. I need to find the clip for it though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxH3l6v6Fro

That was like a kung-fu movie, they patiently waited their turn to wail on that dude.

:lol:

at that Reddit post. Based on the GTA subs, the ideal free roam session for the Reddit denizens seems to be sitting on the (fake) beach admiring the (fake) view.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 17:34

Craptacular: Jul 11, 2004

More game modes are coming next week in addition to heists.

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52397/adversary-modes-daily-objectives-and-more-new-updates-also

# ? Mar 3, 2015 22:05

Steves Asleep: Jun 5, 2005

Keep heists, just give me OJ mode.

Hasta La Vista sounds fun though!

# ? Mar 3, 2015 22:08

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

That all sounds kind of fun. I'm actually a pretty big proponent of the Versus modes so I'd love more life added to them. Daily Missions or whatever are neat too

# ? Mar 3, 2015 22:15

Policenaut: Jul 11, 2008; On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

I just want Rockstar to steal Kane and Lynch's Fragile Alliance. It would work so well in GTA Online.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 22:16

geeves: Sep 16, 2004

Craptacular posted:

More game modes are coming next week in addition to heists.

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52397/adversary-modes-daily-objectives-and-more-new-updates-also

Yay, more special crate nonsense for t-shirts.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 22:37

Craptacular: Jul 11, 2004

Oh we're posting our GTA:O wishes? In no particular order:

1. A better way to find custom races and other player-made missions in game, instead of having to go through the R* Social Club.
2. A functional casino.
3. A motorcycle stunt course in the stadium ala GTA Vice City. If not that, do something with the stadium so it's more than just an exterior.
4. The ability to turn off mission icons from displaying on the game map. The map is too crowded already.
5. Helipads on the roof of expensive highrise apartments.
6. The ability to race for pink slips.
7. A countdown timer for missions once the penultimate objective is complete, so that players can't artificially extend the time. Or get rid of time-based performance.
8. The ability to have your mechanic move cars between garages with the arrange garage function, instead of just rearranging cars within a garage.
9. No passive mode when in a high priority vehicle. It's pointless to chase anyone in one.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 22:53

Mice Everywhere: Sep 7, 2007; I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!

quote:

Adversary Modes will unlock as players progress through Heists

While I'm sure everyone will blow through heists ASAP, making them a requirement for unlocking totally unrelated modes is weird. I wanna play trucks vs bikes on day one.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 23:01

Policenaut: Jul 11, 2008; On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Craptacular posted:

Oh we're posting our GTA:O wishes? In no particular order:

1. A better way to find custom races and other player-made missions in game, instead of having to go through the R* Social Club.
2. A functional casino.
3. A motorcycle stunt course in the stadium ala GTA Vice City. If not that, do something with the stadium so it's more than just an exterior.
4. The ability to turn off mission icons from displaying on the game map. The map is too crowded already.
5. Helipads on the roof of expensive highrise apartments.
6. The ability to race for pink slips.
7. A countdown timer for missions once the penultimate objective is complete, so that players can't artificially extend the time. Or get rid of time-based performance.
8. The ability to have your mechanic move cars between garages with the arrange garage function, instead of just rearranging cars within a garage.
9. No passive mode when in a high priority vehicle. It's pointless to chase anyone in one.

Well, the casino is supposedly coming. I'd like the rest of those too.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 23:07

Jedi Knight Luigi: Jul 13, 2009

Craptacular posted:

Oh we're posting our GTA:O wishes? In no particular order:

1. A better way to find custom races and other player-made missions in game, instead of having to go through the R* Social Club.
2. A functional casino.
3. A motorcycle stunt course in the stadium ala GTA Vice City. If not that, do something with the stadium so it's more than just an exterior.
4. The ability to turn off mission icons from displaying on the game map. The map is too crowded already.
5. Helipads on the roof of expensive highrise apartments.
6. The ability to race for pink slips.
7. A countdown timer for missions once the penultimate objective is complete, so that players can't artificially extend the time. Or get rid of time-based performance.
8. The ability to have your mechanic move cars between garages with the arrange garage function, instead of just rearranging cars within a garage.
9. No passive mode when in a high priority vehicle. It's pointless to chase anyone in one.

If I could only choose 1 of these I'd go with the fourth one along with the option to just turn them completely out of the game. You know what's fun? Walking into a blue circle in the middle of a firefight. Happens to me all the time by the airport. :ughh:

# ? Mar 3, 2015 23:11

Craptacular: Jul 11, 2004

I thought the casino was just going to be a location for a heist, not have PvP poker ala RDR (or roulette or blackjack or whatever).

# ? Mar 3, 2015 23:12

Pretzel Rod Serling: Aug 6, 2008

I'm honestly pretty excited! This should spice up my stupid quest for thirty GTAO Platinum Awards and to reach level 100

# ? Mar 3, 2015 23:13

Policenaut: Jul 11, 2008; On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Craptacular posted:

I thought the casino was just going to be a location for a heist, not have PvP poker ala RDR (or roulette or blackjack or whatever).

A casino is coming but I don't think Rockstar's ever talked about it. Lester has a few omitted lines about the place, a few patches ago you could glitch into it and walk around the unfinished lobby, and mention of it shows up in the code a couple times. Who knows what they're really doing with it.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 23:14

Craptacular: Jul 11, 2004

Policenaut posted:

A casino is coming but I don't think Rockstar's ever talked about it. Lester has a few omitted lines about the place, a few patches ago you could glitch into it and walk around the unfinished lobby, and mention of it shows up in the code a couple times. Who knows what they're really doing with it.

I knew about all those, and IMO none of them confirm anything. It could be in a heist. Or it could be the other way around I guess, not in a heist and it's only functional in freeroam. Or it could be both. Not enough info yet.

Craptacular fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Mar 3, 2015

# ? Mar 3, 2015 23:29

Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

gently caress versus poo poo, daily objectives just made this patch for me. I was happy enough to wait on heists but this is just icing.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 23:37

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

I can totally see that new email system they're putting totally breaking the server(s).

:v:

# ? Mar 3, 2015 23:41

Stubear St. Pierre: Feb 22, 2006

My GTA V wishlist:

1. garage/vehicle delivery in offline mode
2. OJ chase/smear the queer
3. BMX stunts

# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:02

Pretzel Rod Serling: Aug 6, 2008

Again, I hope the creator is beefed up to match; I wanna play races with running portions or, yes, a usermade OJ Chase

# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:04

Craptacular: Jul 11, 2004

Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:

a usermade OJ Chase

I haven't played around much with the LTS creator, but couldn't you do something close with this?

# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:10

Pretzel Rod Serling: Aug 6, 2008

I haven't spent much time in LTS either, even though it's my favorite game type that isn't contact missions (or a Geeves playlist). Maybe?

# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:14

the unabonger: Jun 21, 2009

I just want to be able to use the heavy weapons and the marksman rifle from the gunner positions in helicopters

# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:28

Ghosts n Gopniks: Nov 2, 2004; Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

I want a Psycho Slayer mode. That was a simple mod for Operation Flashpoint that was one Psycho VS a team of Slayers, the Psycho looked like an ordinary citizen NPC and it was up to that one to move and behave as an ordinary citizen NPC, but while also comitting murders and taking out the Slayers one by one. Slayers were alerted to incidents and murders and it was a thrill, to win as the Psycho was not uncommon.

(I forget what kept Slayers from just gunning down every civilian they saw but..)

# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:31

Craptacular: Jul 11, 2004

Oh yeah and I want the ability to go to plastic surgery at will and mod my player's facial features, if not also their race & gender. They already have radio ads and billboards for boob jobs and "him-plants".

NPCs can be fat and have hairstyles that players can't have. If I want to be a fat 'n sassy black woman with an afro, why does R* deny this to me?

# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:46

Heartstrings Tugboat: Sep 5, 2002

If the Lampadati Casco actually turns out to be one of these

I will cream myself and the Stinger GT might actually collect a little dust.

# ? Mar 4, 2015 01:55

geeves: Sep 16, 2004

Duke Chin posted:

I can totally see that new email system they're putting totally breaking the server(s).

I hope we can run Melissa.exe

# ? Mar 4, 2015 02:21

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Ah poo poo I just realized I agreed to work Wednesday next week (usually Wed-Fri off). Oh well Heists won't work for several weeks after launch anyway, right?

# ? Mar 4, 2015 02:31

chopbustabrown: Sep 14, 2011; I AM THE HEAT MISER

Hasta La Vista mode sounds amazing! Can not wait!

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Scyron: Aug 27, 2005; I am sure a hacker knows all about rewarding and accomplished behavior. I mean, raping a chick with some mickeys is the same is getting laid right? Same result amirite guys? Nothing like work and not having to do it and get that sweet sweet payoff.

I'm happier about this than the free games I get monthly from sony. Yay!

I just hope they work wednesday, since I typically have that day off. That doesn't mean I won't try to play them tuesday after work though!

# ? Mar 4, 2015 03:41

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