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Voting to attack, plus the following: If Megabite shuts down would the blind hungry animal even give a poo poo about the inanimate speed bump? The skulls can zoom up into the ceiling and then there's just us. Oh wait it's just us and our terrifying cyberdog which is now underneath the animal and about to activate and chew it's way into the thing's delicate underbody like a big metal botfly. Edit: Can we turn this thing into a giant armored servitor? Outrail fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Mar 5, 2015 |
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Do not mock the holy form of man by granting His gifts to xeno scum. This beast is useful so long as it obeys, but it is unworthy of the True Flesh. Edit: Seriously, servitors are made out of humans for religious reasons. The tyranid servitors were very explicitly heretek.
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Mar 5, 2015 05:25
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Maglev Grace If you float without rhythm, you won't attract the Osedex. Then you distract it with skulls so you can ride it.
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Mar 5, 2015 05:49
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For clarity, a vote to fire off our guns is not a vote to fire off our wedding ring, right? "Just" our hellgun and baleful eye?
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Mar 5, 2015 06:27
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How far out can we extend out mechandendrites? Use our tentacles, skulls, and voice amplification to convince the thing we are much bigger than it.
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Mar 5, 2015 12:30
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School got canceled cuz of snow (yay!) so Imma chomp out an epic fight scene later today.
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Mar 5, 2015 21:22
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Yay for epic fight scenes! We await the carnage eagerly.
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Mar 5, 2015 22:13
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GIS result for giant worm fight So there
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Mar 5, 2015 22:39
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Mar 5, 2015 22:55
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Mar 5, 2015 23:48
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It is by my will alone I set my heels in motion?
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Mar 5, 2015 23:49
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LowellDND posted:Slaanesh was Arc 1 Slaanesh is arc everything.
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Mar 6, 2015 01:12
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Slaan posted:Slaanesh is arc everything. Im not seeing much hedonistic excess at the moment
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Today’s music: Sunless Sea Soundtrack Confidence The Wurm was a monstrous thing. Thirty meters long if it were a centimeter, it dominated the chamber, a hulk of mass and chitin. It stank, at that, and your auspexes ran over it with a frustrated gaze. It lacked a face as such, instead being a set of mouths, a multi-ton collection of hate and hunger. You looked at it speculatively, even as you told Megabite to stay still. It looked similar to some of the creatures you had studied on Golgotha, actually, when you weren’t sure of what the xenos were. This was not a Tyranid, of course. Even the most insane Inquisitor wouldn’t bring a Tyranid to a Conclave (although…). Instead, it was a subterranean monster, sensitive to vibrations, devouring all. Even as you activated your Maglev Grace, you wondered at what message the Wurm was trying to send. It was an adequate trap, if prepared against someone who wasn’t expected to know what an Osedex was. The physical barriers of the walls would stop your basic weaponry, and the cyberdefenses were quite impressive. You weren’t sure they were Inquisition grade, or just very good, but they had slowed your approaches considerably. As for the Osedex - was it an honest assassination attempt? Why would someone try to kill you before the Trial had even started? Was Siadwell that concerned about his chances? Did someone not want you to testify for some reason you didn’t know? Or was it an accident, meant for someone else? Even a simple misfire of the Machine-Spirits might unlock this thing’s chamber as someone walked by it. Or, most likely in your opinion, was it a test? Seeing what you were capable of, seeing how much of your reputation was earned? Quite frankly, that seemed the style of the Istvaan you were intending to meet. You didn’t want to reveal your full talents - hacking an Inquisition defense would show considerable skill, and using Fabiyan’s gift would reveal resources you didn’t wish to. Instead, you would rely on your own knowledge of it’s weaknesses, and improvise a defense based on your strengths. That of the Omnissiah and His will - the Machine-Spirits that dominated all. A whisper of binary, and your skulls were airborne. Dana, Lachesis, Clotho, and Atropos. You weren’t sure if the beast could hear things, although you were willing to bet against it. However, you were certain it couldn’t see - all of your records had been quite clear that it hunted by vibrations. As such, you ordered your skulls to tap the ground and then leap into the air, a quick sequence that would give the impression of a running human. The response was immediate. The Wurm spun, and began chasing them. However, a beast of its bulk was unable to turn quickly or chase at any given speed. It was fast, to be sure, particularly given its size, but it wasn’t servoskull fast. They literally ran circles around it, and it began to spiral in place, a creaking mess of chitin and rage. From there, it wasn’t particularly difficult. Firing full clips the length of its hide would have done little, to be sure. However, the skulls moved at a predictable pace, and so too did the Wurm. You could make a count - six, seven, eight, fire, and your palm hellgun and eye implant would fire, raking it in almost the same place every time. It began to slow, even as it continued to try to chase the ‘human’ that was shooting it. Your counts reduced - twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fire.. It took almost three clips, but soon stopped in its tracks, a great gouge torn out of its flank. You weren’t sure if it was dead or grievously injured, but it was sufficient for your needs. You reached out with your mind, began working on the Machine-Spirits that had kept you here. Before you could really get to work, the far side opened. A plain looking woman with short blonde hair looked over at you. “I tried to break through as quick as I knew what was happening. It looks like you didn’t need my help though.” And then she smiled. What do you do? A. She was obviously behind the trap. Ambush her as soon as you can. B. Be snarky about her timing, but otherwise play nice. C. Act as if this is normal for you, and talk to her about the trial. D. No assurance this is your point of contact. Get more info. E. Something Else
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D Trust no-one.
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Mar 6, 2015 02:05
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D Just brush it off, ain't no thang! Act like this happens all the time but yeah no trust for this person yet.
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Mar 6, 2015 02:07
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D. "Frankly I'd be worried at the point when people stop trying to kill me. That's when I know I've become irrelevant."
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Mar 6, 2015 02:16
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d who are you?
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sniper4625 posted:D Dark Heresy in a nutshell right here.
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Mar 6, 2015 02:26
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HiHo ChiRho posted:D. "Frankly I'd be worried at the point when people stop trying to kill me. That's when I know I've become irrelevant." Dis right here
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Mar 6, 2015 02:56
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HiHo ChiRho posted:D. "Frankly I'd be worried at the point when people stop trying to kill me. That's when I know I've become irrelevant." This gets my vote
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Mar 6, 2015 03:03
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HiHo ChiRho posted:D. "Frankly I'd be worried at the point when people stop trying to kill me. That's when I know I've become irrelevant." Never ending one liners
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Mar 6, 2015 03:04
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HiHo ChiRho posted:D. "Frankly I'd be worried at the point when people stop trying to kill me. That's when I know I've become irrelevant."  Voting for this
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Mar 6, 2015 03:10
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HiHo ChiRho posted:D. "Frankly I'd be worried at the point when people stop trying to kill me. That's when I know I've become irrelevant." Yup
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Mar 6, 2015 03:13
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That D.
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HiHo ChiRho posted:D. "Frankly I'd be worried at the point when people stop trying to kill me. That's when I know I've become irrelevant." This + examining the dead beast for anything useful. Clues to its wrangler, ID barcodes, tags, any spare tech etc.
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Mar 6, 2015 03:22
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HiHo ChiRho posted:D. "Frankly I'd be worried at the point when people stop trying to kill me. That's when I know I've become irrelevant." This in a matter of fact voice. Claim the carcass as ours and have it shipped to our magos as a present.
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Mar 6, 2015 03:28
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HiHo ChiRho posted:D. "Frankly I'd be worried at the point when people stop trying to kill me. That's when I know I've become irrelevant." We're a Rogue Trader/Inquisitorial Agent, let's start acting like one!
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Mar 6, 2015 07:17
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HiHo ChiRho posted:D. "Frankly I'd be worried at the point when people stop trying to kill me. That's when I know I've become irrelevant." Haha, this!
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Mar 6, 2015 07:49
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HiHo ChiRho posted:D. "Frankly I'd be worried at the point when people stop trying to kill me. That's when I know I've become irrelevant." This
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Outrail posted:This in a matter of fact voice. Underrated post here. If the inquisition is going to try to bury us in mysteries, turning the assassination attempt right back around into favors is exactly our style.
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Mar 6, 2015 09:47
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Outrail posted:
A rogue trader always turns life's lemons to profit/political gain.
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Mar 6, 2015 10:37
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Claim the carcass as our own and have it for dinner. Invite Sillyman.
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Mar 6, 2015 10:56
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Have Megabyte pin her rear end to the floor and growl, while we ask what the gently caress the big idea is.
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One liner plus Magos present. Also, roll FL: Inquisition to see if we can identify this person by any scars, clothing, trophies, etc. she may have. If we can ID her that'll impress her further. VanSandman fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Mar 6, 2015 |
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Mar 6, 2015 16:56
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HiHo ChiRho posted:D. "Frankly I'd be worried at the point when people stop trying to kill me. That's when I know I've become irrelevant." That was easy.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:That was easy. Once you figured out to stay still/float, I didn't have many options  I have a quiz later today, and then SPRING BREAK. Goal for the week is to get two submissions to Ghostwoods, and increase my output towards normality here.
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LowellDND posted:Once you figured out to stay still/float, I didn't have many options Personally I feel that your abnormal writing is a great boon.
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