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poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Holy poo poo :stonk:

Yeah, just retire Alonso. That shitbox Mclaren isn't going to do anything for a long time.

and seriously, gently caress Ron Dennis

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

JFairfax posted:

he's brains hosed.

he's regressed to the state of a 13 year old who just wants to drive fast cars and likes animes.

So he's okay.

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

JFairfax posted:

he's regressed to the state of a 13 year old who just wants to drive fast cars and likes animes.

So, Toro Rosso now interested in signing him up for next season?...

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014



enri posted:

So, Toro Rosso now interested in signing him up for next season?...

Too old.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

enri posted:

So, Toro Rosso now interested in signing him up for next season?...

They want people physically 13 not mentally.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


El Hefe posted:

I hope Alonso just retires, he's never winning another title.

He needs to win one to actually remember becoming world champion.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


gret posted:

He needs to win one to actually remember becoming world champion.

christ that's cold

I mean, not you, I mean fate Ron taking that away from him.

Asomodai
Jun 4, 2005

POSTING IN TFR = DONT ASK DONT TELL AM I RITE?
Speed back in open wheel racing.

http://www.thecheckeredflag.co.uk/2015/03/scott-speed-to-race-for-andretti-in-miami/

Formula E certainly is becoming a motley crew of hate.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Formula E is awesome and I hope it does well.

The dental drill noise takes some getting used to though.

Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 29, 2011

I don't know what this thing is, and I don't care. I'm just tired of seeing your stupid newbie av from 2011.

Norns posted:

Formula E is awesome and I hope it does well.

The dental drill noise takes some getting used to though.

The noise makes me feel like I'm watching some sci-fi thing and I love it.

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

simplefish posted:

christ that's cold

I mean, not you, I mean fate Ron taking that away from him.

Maybe that was Ron's plan all along. Instead of killing Alonso he wanted to make him suffer, so he just brained his damage.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Fernando "Bobby" Allison

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Norns posted:

Haha holy poo poo is that real. Please tell me it is.

http://deportes.elpais.com/deportes/2015/03/04/actualidad/1425497733_743825.html

If only I were able to forget Vettel too

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist


That's insane.

Jokes aside, I hope he's okay. Head trama like that is frightening poo poo.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

be nice wicka posted:

in joe's reddit thing he suggested that mclaren could be faster than mercedes by the end of the year so that's the end of my optimism for the season

I'm actually revising my prediction and saying that Mclaren will win races at the start of the year but be utter dogshit after Monaco, like Mercedes were in 2012.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Fumble posted:

Well, McLaren will probably have the same sort of results as 1995, sans fat Nigel.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McLaren_MP4/10



Edit - stolen from Reddit



Lmfao

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The MP4/30 will have a mid-wing at some point.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014



Human Grand Prix posted:

The MP4/30 will have a mid-wing at some point.

Seems more realistic than a title sponsor.

Sulman
Apr 29, 2003

What did you do that for?

That kind of memory loss also affected Karl Wendlinger; I recall (hehe) reading that people caring for him had to be very careful to consider exposure to people and current events until he slowly recovered.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
Oh sure he didn't remember 20 years but after a week he's at 100%. I wish they'd stop the bullshit, I think the only thing we know for sure is that Alonso got hosed up.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

nsaP posted:

Oh sure he didn't remember 20 years but after a week he's at 100%. I wish they'd stop the bullshit, I think the only thing we know for sure is that Alonso got hosed up.

Yeah, he's been showing signs of impaired judgement, like signing for McLaren.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
Also further proof Joe's Award has no credibility



keen insight into Alonso's injury, it's all just the insurers!



How do people take this clown seriously?


OH MY GOD I JUST HAVE TO STOP READING THIS IS RIDICULOUS


Joe's Award, best F1 troll

nsaP fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Mar 5, 2015

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013

Asomodai posted:

Speed back in open wheel racing.

http://www.thecheckeredflag.co.uk/2015/03/scott-speed-to-race-for-andretti-in-miami/

Formula E certainly is becoming a motley crew of hate.

this gave me a boner this big

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Alain Post posted:

Yeah, he's been showing signs of impaired judgement, like signing for McLaren.

Lol.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Handsome, hyperfit man with almost superhuman reactions wakes up after a traumatic event with no memory of the past several years. He finds himself in possession of a large amount of money, and must travel around the world to exotic locations, getting into high-speed car chases while younger and more dangerous rivals in the pay of a sinister cabal of malevolent old men attempt to eliminate him.

The Alonso Identity, coming soon to screens near you.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer
Alonso got into a fatal karting accident in 1995 and everything that has happened after that is him living out his boyhood dream of being a F1 driver. In reality he's in purgatory and last month's crash made him start to wake up.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
Purgatory is no magic limbo land where the maybe dead go. Purgatory is where you are cleansed and prepared to enter heaven.

Bloody protestants.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Manor/Marussia have passed the crash tests and are cleared to race in Australia. They still need to sign a second driver, of course.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
Maybe Alonso will solicit them, it'd be a good drive for his first in F1

Sulman
Apr 29, 2003

What did you do that for?

nsaP posted:

Maybe Alonso will solicit them, it'd be a good drive for his first in F1

Oh God stop, I'm trying to eat

Gmaz
Apr 3, 2011

New DLC for Aoe2 is out: Dynasties of India

nsaP posted:

Maybe Alonso will solicit them, it'd be a good drive for his first in F1
FIA licence points reform can't come soon enough, if you thought Verstappen was bad, this guy is 14 years old FFS.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

I used google translate to read that and got this gem:

quote:

"I'm Fernando, cum in karts and want to become Formula 1 driver," said the Spaniard.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

He's going to freak out when he catches a glimpse of that stupid tattoo on his back.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Kilmers Elbow posted:

He's going to freak out when he catches a glimpse of that stupid tattoo on his back.

Nah. A 13 year old boy would find it to be pretty sweet.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

GramCracker posted:

I used google translate to read that and got this gem:

In his defense he's 13 and karts vibrate quite a bit

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer
Nelson Piquet used to poo poo and piss himself in the car.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

gret posted:

Nah. A 13 year old boy would find it to be pretty sweet.

Are we sure the retrograde amnesia came from this collision?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

RALF posted:

Nelson Piquet used to poo poo and piss himself in the car.

Same.

Uncle Jam
Aug 20, 2005

Perfect
I'm really glad that F1 superstar Ralf Schumacher and wash out Prost is posting with us in this thread.

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Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
The Worst Thread gets worser with each passing year. I love this thread.

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