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TheDarkFlame: May 4, 2013; You tell me I didn't build that?

I'll have you know I worked my fingers to the bone to get where I am today.

I still have this on PS3, but frankly it's a pain in the arse to get it running because it won't read disks until I take them out and put them back in again a hundred times, and to boot I'm also in GMT so my times won't mesh very well. I don't see me getting into any heists.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 06:15

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:46

the unabonger: Jun 21, 2009

if you ever decide to do a heist or two hit me up. fresh420prince

# ? Mar 7, 2015 06:44

BitBasher: Jun 6, 2004; You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.

Someone on GTA forums posted a list of Achievements with their icons for heists. One of them is to purchase 8,000,000 dollars in vehicles introduced in the The Heists Update.

Looks like we can own some expensive rear end vehicles.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 07:29

Policenaut: Jul 11, 2008; On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

God drat there's an achievement for beating a heist finale without taking damage?

# ? Mar 7, 2015 07:46

Pretzel Rod Serling: Aug 6, 2008

I'm tellin y'all right now that so long as I'm home I will accept a dinky-rear end cut to heist with you. I wanna do it for the love of theft~

# ? Mar 7, 2015 08:56

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

blackguy32 posted:

Hard mode isn't that hard when you are just trying to finish a mission, but when you are trying to do multiple missions without a single person dying, then it starts getting difficult.

"Stop exploding you cowards!"

Stoked for heists, gonna see a man about a Craigslist special ps4 this weekend; should see you all on Tuesday night.

Will be on board to front costs for the missions and pilot the poo poo out of whatever aircraft you need moved.
Psn: TheDukeChin

# ? Mar 7, 2015 11:01

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

i flunked out posted:

What timezones are you guys?

Pacific

# ? Mar 7, 2015 11:40

Nottherealaborn: Nov 12, 2012

i flunked out posted:

What timezones are you guys?

Central time

# ? Mar 7, 2015 13:31

Maytag: Nov 4, 2006; it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.

EST, psn is maaaytag, in game Bud_F. I am mediocre to decent, have a mic, and a lot of heart.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:00

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

Policenaut posted:

God drat there's an achievement for beating a heist finale without taking damage?

Seems like the way you'd do that is to have a group that repeatedly does heists, and lets one of the group hide somewhere safe from all attacks while the rest of the group does the actual final mission. And have the guy who gets to hide rotate each finale.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 18:34

Rad Valtar: May 31, 2011; Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.

Don't do heists with Lasagna Man, he kills his friends for fun what do you think he's going to do with millions at stake.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 18:35

OnimaruXLR: Sep 15, 2007; Lurklurklurklurklurk

My PSN is OnimaruXLR and I want to do Heists but all my friends obstinately refuse to play console games that aren't on the Wii U :ohdear:

# ? Mar 7, 2015 18:52

Hobnob: Feb 23, 2006; Ursa Adorandum

Policenaut posted:

God drat there's an achievement for beating a heist finale without taking damage?

I could see a sniper or maybe a getaway driver managing that.

I'll be up for heists (PS4 - VicLudorum) as soon as I can get a decent solution for voice chat. I tried the default PS4 earbud/mic but fuuuck that thing.

Hobnob fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Mar 7, 2015

# ? Mar 7, 2015 18:56

Brightman: Feb 24, 2005; I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.

Policenaut posted:

God drat there's an achievement for beating a heist finale without taking damage?

Hmm, I wonder if there's optional ways to do each heist like in the campaign, so maybe like "smart" or "quiet" approaches that make some poo poo like that easier to pull off.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 20:25

Quicksand_Jesus: Dec 19, 2005; Lasagna Miracle

Rad Valtar posted:

Don't do heists with Lasagna Man, he kills his friends for fun what do you think he's going to do with millions at stake.

How dare you. How DARE you!

There's a reason I was voted "Most Trustworthy Goon," and it wasn't because I killed my friends for fun.

I did it and I continue to do it to strike balance in the universe. Nothing more, nothing less.

Now with money at stake? I'm even more trustworthy. I'll do anything die digital cash---even play with you in a mature, semi-serious tone with the goal of victory weighing heavily on my mind.

After the heist is over though? Yeah, you're loving dead.

Dead.

Fake edit: where's your videos? I need to see what you found so hysterical--particularly in my DM.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 20:53

Steves Asleep: Jun 5, 2005

Hobnob posted:

I could see a sniper or maybe a getaway driver managing that.

I'll be up for heists (PS4 - VicLudorum) as soon as I can get a decent solution for voice chat. I tried the default PS4 earbud/mic but fuuuck that thing.

My PS4 headset lost a fight against my hoover so I'm on the lookout for a replacement too. Thought I'd try out those blue Sony surround sound headphones.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 20:54

Bedlam: Feb 15, 2008; Angry thoughts

Anyone on Xbone want to do some Jobs with me? I've had this game for a while but never really got into the online but now I'm trying to hit 12 before Heists releases. Playing with randoms isn't too great.

My GT is Paroxysmal K.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 22:47

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Brightman posted:

or "quiet" approaches

If there's one thing I learned from playing payday 2 with goons is that the above scenario is highly unlikely to actually happen.
:v:

# ? Mar 7, 2015 23:21

Croccers: Jun 15, 2012

Duke Chin posted:

If there's one thing I learned from playing payday 2 with goons is that the above scenario is highly unlikely to actually happen.

And most of the time a quiet approach is the dullest most boring thing to do.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 00:09

Quicksand_Jesus: Dec 19, 2005; Lasagna Miracle

Whoa, whoa, whoa.. I use the quiet approach all the time!

Totally.

No, really. Look at any of the videos I've posted. Particularly the one where I ran a guy down in a parking garage and beat him to death with a golf club. Quiet as a mouse.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 00:15

Ghosts n Gopniks: Nov 2, 2004; Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

I wish there was more potential for player stealth in lobbies, like vastly increased stealth when you have a melee out but removing it fully once you get anything else out.

..speaking of the quiet route. Shh, shh, no tears, only heists.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 00:41

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Whoever keeps kicking social club member Nvii3_ from the crew, please know that she is a very good race creator and also has a forums account. If you need more information talk to Hugh Malone because I don't actually know what her forums name is.

Also, Bro Nerd Alpha, please tell me your new PSN ID.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 00:56

BitBasher: Jun 6, 2004; You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.

titties posted:

Nvii3_

I haven't kicked them, but I'm pretty sure I killed the holy hell out of this person earlier. My bad.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 01:00

Abilifier: Apr 8, 2008

Bedlam posted:

Anyone on Xbone want to do some Jobs with me? I've had this game for a while but never really got into the online but now I'm trying to hit 12 before Heists releases. Playing with randoms isn't too great.

My GT is Paroxysmal K.

I'll join, my GT is Abilifier.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 01:00

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

BitBasher posted:

I haven't kicked them, but I'm pretty sure I killed the holy hell out of this person earlier. My bad.

Their PSN is something different from that, she makes those races you like.

E: she's on PS3

# ? Mar 8, 2015 01:05

the unabonger: Jun 21, 2009

fyodor posted:

Pacific

santanotreal posted:

Central time

Maytag posted:

EST, psn is maaaytag, in game Bud_F. I am mediocre to decent, have a mic, and a lot of heart.

Pacific here. I'm sure we can work something out.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 01:13

geeves: Sep 16, 2004

titties posted:

Whoever keeps kicking social club member Nvii3_ from the crew, please know that she is a very good race creator and also has a forums account. If you need more information talk to Hugh Malone because I don't actually know what her forums name is.

Also, Bro Nerd Alpha, please tell me your new PSN ID.

It's officerwinslow. I haven't seen him on lately though.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 01:16

ElwoodCuse: Jan 11, 2004; we're puttin' the band back together

Hey Pacific crew, I'm eastern time but play usually after midnight anyway. Ps4 LLJK, PSN WeGotMovieSign

# ? Mar 8, 2015 01:24

Rad Valtar: May 31, 2011; Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.

Quicksand_Jesus posted:

How dare you. How DARE you!

There's a reason I was voted "Most Trustworthy Goon," and it wasn't because I killed my friends for fun.

I did it and I continue to do it to strike balance in the universe. Nothing more, nothing less.

Now with money at stake? I'm even more trustworthy. I'll do anything die digital cash---even play with you in a mature, semi-serious tone with the goal of victory weighing heavily on my mind.

After the heist is over though? Yeah, you're loving dead.

Dead.

Fake edit: where's your videos? I need to see what you found so hysterical--particularly in my DM.

I just got home and will edit and post them tonight.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 02:59

Zenzizenzizenzic: May 25, 2012; Fun Shoe

titties posted:

Whoever keeps kicking social club member Nvii3_ from the crew, please know that she is a very good race creator and also has a forums account. If you need more information talk to Hugh Malone because I don't actually know what her forums name is.

Also, Bro Nerd Alpha, please tell me your new PSN ID.

I think HM is dead. :rip:

# ? Mar 8, 2015 04:33

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Zenzizenzizenzic posted:

I think HM is dead.

what

# ? Mar 8, 2015 04:55

Zenzizenzizenzic: May 25, 2012; Fun Shoe

Well not literally, but he ain't posted or gone online in a while, and he appears to no longer be in the crew.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 05:15

Wee Bairns: Feb 10, 2004; Jack Tripper's wingman.

I won't be drunk when heists hit, I promise.

Holy poo poo I'm terrible when drinking. Good times though.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 07:39

Sapient Afro: Jan 22, 2012; Well, you threatened to shove a knife up his dickhole.

well, apparently stuff from the update is already leaking

Kuruma looks nice enough I guess, but you can pry my Sultan from my cold dead hands.

Also, it's apparently a 4.8 gig download.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 11:49

Policenaut: Jul 11, 2008; On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Oh god the Kuruma gently caress yes come to daddy

# ? Mar 8, 2015 11:50

Cute as heck: Nov 6, 2011; Cutie Pie Swag~

Policenaut posted:

Oh god the Kuruma gently caress yes come to daddy

# ? Mar 8, 2015 11:52

Croccers: Jun 15, 2012

Sapient Afro posted:

well, apparently stuff from the update is already leaking

Kuruma looks nice enough I guess, but you can pry my Sultan from my cold dead hands.

Oooh I like the look but it's going to be 50x the cost of a Sultan.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 12:01

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Sapient Afro posted:

you can pry my Sultan from my cold dead hands.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 13:16

gileadexile: Jul 20, 2012

Fun times with goons!

Grand Theft Auto V Satellite Communications (with goons): http://youtu.be/xgSD24FOFwA

Grand Theft Auto V A Titan of a Job (with goons): http://youtu.be/9ZXqF7lxVHU

Grand Theft Auto V Dish The Dirt (with goons): http://youtu.be/v3l6XBZaE78

# ? Mar 8, 2015 14:29

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:46

Maytag: Nov 4, 2006; it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.

i flunked out posted:

Pacific here. I'm sure we can work something out.

I can never start playing till 9 or 10 pm anyway, and could commit to one long night during the week.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 14:40

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