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Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol
I made the great big mistake of letting my wife sell the Jetta to a family friend. I think she just talked her out of it, and is gonna give her money back.

Women! "It might break again!" I JUST FIXED IT

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Painsaw posted:

I made the great big mistake of letting my wife

Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol
Don't bring logic into this, fucker

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Painsaw posted:

Don't bring logic into this, fucker

if you allow a significant other to make any monetary decision without having the observation skills of a piss test NCO

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Professor Bling posted:

explains why i like fuckin' white women so much

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

my family is from palermo

guess you can call me your nigga

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


thanks for reminding me that i hate punk

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Cole posted:

my family is from palermo

guess you can call me your nigga

mine is from calabria :whatup:

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
luv that scene

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Cole posted:

my family is from palermo

guess you can call me your nigga

So is mine.

Oh god are we related?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
:psyboom:

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
hahaha joke's on y'all I'm from up around Milan, so suck my dick from the back you guinea boot-lickers

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
If you ain't mutt you ain't a true american, take your dago asses back to the old country.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

im glad im not a greasy ital

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

im glad im not a greasy ital

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
worst part about being italian is having to shave your dick hair

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I hope Nazi Grandpa Bloopers pounded a few of Cole's lady relatives.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
i hope your relatives got raped too i guess?\

wouldnt it be weird if we were related because of rape

enlisted as gently caress

Cole fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Mar 7, 2015

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Professor Bling posted:

worst part about being italian is having to shave your dick hair

:agreed:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Welp, looks like I'm single again. Dunno when I should start hitting up tinder, i agreed to get a place together and get a dog like a dumbshit so it's gonna take a while to sort out.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Slim Pickens posted:

Welp, looks like I'm single again. Dunno when I should start hitting up tinder, i agreed to get a place together and get a dog like a dumbshit so it's gonna take a while to sort out.

Welcome to the awesome world of doing whatever the gently caress you want.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Slim Pickens posted:

Welp, looks like I'm single again. Dunno when I should start hitting up tinder, i agreed to get a place together and get a dog like a dumbshit so it's gonna take a while to sort out.

Okcupid has resulted in me getting a pot card and two dates lined up so Im sticking with that

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Slim Pickens posted:

Welp, looks like I'm single again. Dunno when I should start hitting up tinder, i agreed to get a place together and get a dog like a dumbshit so it's gonna take a while to sort out.
Welcome back to the club.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

LeoMarr posted:

Okcupid has resulted in me getting a pot card and two dates lined up so Im sticking with that

Okcupid got me the current girlfriend. 8 years younger than me, 6 younger than the ex-wife. Trading in for a newer model was a good decision.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Okcupid got me the current girlfriend. 8 years younger than me, 6 younger than the ex-wife. Trading in for a newer model was a good decision.

as long as you don't grant power of attorney to the current girlfriend while on the AT, it's all good spongebob.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Slim Pickens posted:

Welp, looks like I'm single again. Dunno when I should start hitting up tinder, i agreed to get a place together and get a dog like a dumbshit so it's gonna take a while to sort out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2UVsyVLLcE

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Bolow posted:

When did the Irish start being considered white :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boO4RowROiw&t=24

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

NoNostalgia4Grover posted:

as long as you don't grant power of attorney to the current girlfriend while on the AT, it's all good spongebob.

Nah. Giving my mother a special PoA.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Wait people have success with okcupid? I thought it was for fat chicks (most likely with kids) and tinder was where the cuties are

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Wait people have success with okcupid? I thought it was for fat chicks (most likely with kids) and tinder was where the cuties are

You're thinking of PoF

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Wait people have success with okcupid? I thought it was for fat chicks (most likely with kids) and tinder was where the cuties are

varies a lot by location, when I was in Tampa it was great because USF

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Wait people have success with okcupid? I thought it was for fat chicks (most likely with kids) and tinder was where the cuties are

Yes actually. There's massive fat chicks on OKC but there's also decent looking women.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I seemed to only get fat chicks on okc years ago, but then again I was in Tacoma so

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
lol tacoma

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Mike-o posted:

lol washington

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mike-o posted:

lol women

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


my rear end has already been gaped enough by being in the military, ty

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I met a previous girlfriend through OKC. It's not bad at all once you just filter out the fatties. Both their website and the app make it super easy to hide any chicks that look like they belong in the ocean.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes





yeah anyway

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

would

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