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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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EMC
Aug 17, 2004

Mister Chief posted:

Big Unit / Maximums = Phwoar Phactor™

Mate you have to multiply that by the size of their MASSIVE BAT otherwise your stats are just all off

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004


Oh ok. Google was bringing up an old article.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Credit to England they're putting up more of a fight than I expected.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

EMC posted:

Mate you have to multiply that by the size of their MASSIVE BAT otherwise your stats are just all off

Yep, rookie mistake forgetting the Big Bat Stat.

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
I can't see England chasing down more than 250 here tbh

Dumb Username
Oct 20, 2012
But the computer says that Bangladesh will score no more than 220.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Keep in mind that this is essentially a knock-out game.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Airstream Driver posted:

Yep, rookie mistake forgetting the Big Bat Stat.

You've also gotta factor in the Small Grounds These Days I Tell Ya What Mate

Thinking
Jan 22, 2009

Can anyone here inform me on what might be the most English way to go about a ritual mass suicide? Probably looking at a group of maybe ten or eleven people, all male, so a pretty modest affair as far as the "mass" part of it goes, lol. Thanks.

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
The commentators are making it sound as though when Moeen Ali bats we may very well be treated to him dropping his trousers and coating the pitch with explosive diarrhoea.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008






Oh gently caress right off. Way to ruin people's fun.

If they're going to shut them down, they should at least have the balls to admit that they don't have a sense of humour, instead of some crap about "invading the pitch".

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

runoverbobby posted:

The commentators are making it sound as though when Moeen Ali bats we may very well be treated to him dropping his trousers and coating the pitch with explosive diarrhoea.

So a better than average performance for an english batsman then

EMC
Aug 17, 2004

cpaf posted:

Can anyone here inform me on what might be the most English way to go about a ritual mass suicide? Probably looking at a group of maybe ten or eleven people, all male, so a pretty modest affair as far as the "mass" part of it goes, lol. Thanks.

Well if you are English and the going rate for a mass suicide is eleven or so people these days you will probably come up a few short anyway

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

The Rabbi T. White posted:

If they're going to shut them down, they should at least have the balls to admit that they don't have a sense of humour, instead of some crap about "invading the pitch".

Now they could tear up their advertising contract with Pepsi who organised it...

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

cpaf posted:

Can anyone here inform me on what might be the most English way to go about a ritual mass suicide? Probably looking at a group of maybe ten or eleven people, all male, so a pretty modest affair as far as the "mass" part of it goes, lol. Thanks.

Abuse some children, get knighted then die of old age

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

cpaf posted:

Can anyone here inform me on what might be the most English way to go about a ritual mass suicide? Probably looking at a group of maybe ten or eleven people, all male, so a pretty modest affair as far as the "mass" part of it goes, lol. Thanks.

Another English capitulation. Sad stuff this

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein
Mahmudullah celebrated his century by doing the Hungry Jacks Whopper hand signal

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

Drugs posted:

Mahmudullah celebrated his century by doing the Hungry Jacks Whopper hand signal

wtf is Hungry jacks?

masterpine
Dec 3, 2014


Bravo Mahmudullah, what a great innings. Time to go nuts and bring up WC ton number 2 Rahim.

Wandle Cax posted:

wtf is Hungry jacks?

Australian Burger King. It's a loooong story.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Good century, good partnership, gently caress England.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
When did waist high full tosses become not no balls?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

They really need to push here.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Ahahahaha poetry

masterpine
Dec 3, 2014


England crumbling. This is beautiful.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

I feel like this is a 300+ pitch and the English lads in the top order are going to easily deal with this sub par total.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

300 too many for England.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I can't believe bangladesh is choking against such poor opposition

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

:siren: Broad took a wicket :siren:

Coffee Grindr
Jul 4, 2008
Stimulating
Watching Bangladesh beat England might slightly lessen the pain of losing the ACC

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
275 is a par score for England in this tournament so it's set up for a nail biting finish

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Bangledesh probably about 25 short. Pity, it would be hilarious to see England bundled out.

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

The Hamster Man posted:

Watching Bangladesh beat England might slightly lessen the pain of losing the ACC

Hey they can't stop them commentating from the car park, unless there's some kind of broadcast regulations which means they can't even commentate of a video feed.

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

Cat Terrist posted:

Bangledesh probably about 25 short. Pity, it would be hilarious to see England bundled out.

I can see England really struggling to knock this off.

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
What sort of mutant birds are those

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

runoverbobby posted:

What sort of mutant birds are those

Are you talking about Adelaide women?

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

runoverbobby posted:

What sort of mutant birds are those

I don't know what they are really called but everyone I know refers to them as fat pidgeons

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.

Airstream Driver posted:

Are you talking about Adelaide women?

Bumble's just filled me in so yes now I'm referring to that type of bird.

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006
The decision should go with umpires call if part of the ball pitches in line like that.

subroc
Jun 5, 2004

Not even going to bother showing us the trajectory of that ball?

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Wandle Cax posted:

Hey they can't stop them commentating from the car park, unless there's some kind of broadcast regulations which means they can't even commentate of a video feed.

There will be restrictions of some variety in place. There will be something that would get you sued for broadcasting the game without rights, I'm sure. That doesn't mean they couldn't just talk crap for the entire time and give score updates, though...

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