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NOTICE ME Scuderia Ferrari In 1898 Enzo Anselmo Ferrari was born, and the sum of human civilization has failed to provide us with a comparable specimen ever since. Enzo was young designed and racer, and founded Scuderia Ferrari in 1929 as Alfa Romeo's racing arm. After years of internal divisions, the poor fools at Alfa Romeo finally pressured Ferrari into independence in 1939, and thus cast themselves into inevitable future defeat at the hands of their former employee. Ferrari worked out of Modena, largely as a supplier for other teams. During the war, the factory was bombed, prompting relocation to the sacred grounds at Maranello. Since the first season in 1950, a Ferrari car has been present on the grid, being the only team to lay claim to such a history, it is widely believed that the lack of a red car may bring about the death of the sport (at 888 entries, it has participated more than anyone else). On 29 July 1951, Alberto Ascari secured the pole as well as the top spot on the podium for Ferrari at the German Grand Prix. It would be the first of many. From this first grasp of victory, Ferrari has gone forth to accumulate 221 wins, 207 poles, 81 one-two finishes, 680 podium finishes, 5834.5 Driver's Championship points and 6736.27 Constructor's Championship points. Observant readers may note that this means that Scuderia Ferrari leads each and every single one of these categories, but this does not really matter as other entities are but transient beings who fail to even scratch the legacy of the Cavallino Rampante. The Scuderia is known in Formula One for its passion and reverence to the sport. Often cited for their humility and honesty, the uncompromising self-reflection of the team at Maranello is only matched by their steadfast dedication to their drivers, who return their love and admiration unquestioningly. This has resulted in 15 World' Drivers Championship and 16 World Constructor Championship titles for Ferrari. A list of WDC and WCC years, important drivers (i.e. every important driver to have ever been in Formula One), and other such information would be provided, but this body of text would become unwieldy. Currently, Ferrari is led by Maurizio Arrivabene, who's steady leadership promises to return the best of days to the Scuderia, the technical director is James Allison, one of the few englishmen who can be trusted not to be a malicious pirate. Free of the perennial weaboo baggage of Fernando Alonso, they count on their drivers to bring the trophies back to their one and only rightful place. Team veteran Kimi "Ice cream" Raikkonen (WDC 2007 for the Scuderia) and Sebastian "Wetmeister" "The Finger" "Wunderboy" "The Once and Future King" Vettel, who, we have determined through statistical analysis, will bring 10 titles to Ferrari (previous number of titles won by the last German to join the team at a ratio of 2.5). Ferrari also counts with approximately 172 Reserve, Test and Ferrari Driver Academy associated drivers, in order to establish the future talent pool of the team. They also have all the self-respecting fans of the sport. It is the best team. The one and only Michael Schumacher, who's spirit has ascended to accompany Enzo
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Ferrari owns
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be nice wicka posted:shanghai is shaped like the first character in the chinese spelling of "shanghai" 上 if it was written by a retarded baby with Parkinson's then I see it.
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 18:56 |
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Shanghai kind of looks like a pile of poo.
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 18:57 |
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El Hefe posted:Ferrari owns I know it's a bit but I wish the later cars were there - the different shades of red they've used over the years are pretty fascinating.
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enri posted:Ok, Sauber are dealing with some contract poo poo with VDG (hosed if I'm trying to spell htat) and Sutil, Force India are having cash flow troubles... Marussia are going to be on the grid for Australia? Sauber, Force India, and I think Renault/Lotus (they'll always be Renault to me) got an advance from Bernie to help get them to Oz. I expect Manor had some help too. The only team we really lost was Caterham, but the others are definitely on the critical list for the year. My guess is (I'm usually wrong) they'll either be bought or go bust this year.
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:04 |
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Sulman posted:I know it's a bit but I wish the later cars were there - the different shades of red they've used over the years are pretty fascinating. Especially that number 6 car up front!
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HP Artsandcrafts posted:Especially that number 6 car up front! Don't mock the F14T, they really tried
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Sulman posted:I know it's a bit but I wish the later cars were there - the different shades of red they've used over the years are pretty fascinating. They should paint the cars a slightly darker shade of red every year until they win a world championship again. Or hell, a race.
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:16 |
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Word on the street is that Roberto Mehri will get the 2nd Manor seat. Not a bad lineup if true.
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:23 |
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El Hefe posted:Ferrari owns Everybody loves Ferrari.
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:33 |
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Sulman posted:Sauber, Force India, and I think Renault/Lotus (they'll always be Renault to me) got an advance from Bernie to help get them to Oz. I expect Manor had some help too. Cool, thanks for the summary
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be nice wicka posted:for the first part of the season they will be running a hastily modified 2014 chassis with the 2014 ferrari PU, but they will transition to a new chassis with the new engine at some point. i don't think ferrari wants to keep supplying the old one. By this i assume they mean "We will enter the minimum number of races required to collect our 2014 winnings in order to pay off our massive debt (Something the administrators couldnt find a way to get out of a dead team, and trust me they tried), than fold sometime around spain or monaco." They are the f1 version of those NASCAR teams that do the parade lap and park to collect sponsor income without the expenses of running a race car. As for sauber (or ferrari for that matter) f1 is and should be bigger than any team. If we have Vapeaire Google Tesla racing against Mcdonalds MSNBC Nissan, as long as its an open wheeled contructors formula, its still every bit as f1 as it was in 1950, or 1970, or 2014. Ferrari, Team lotus, Brabham and Honda can all take their combined heritage and stick it. In short yes, i would like nothing more than for historic teams like Ferrari and Sauber to fold if they are going to go around acting like heritage actually entitles them to something. Nothing about Mark webbers endurance car 20 years ago makes me ok with them dicking over a young driver who worked his whole life for something that is already over and gets nothing out of it because of them. MattD1zzl3 fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Mar 9, 2015 |
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Well known historic team Sauber.
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:57 |
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be nice wicka posted:giedo and probably sutil are both well within their rights to sue for damages, but trying to force sauber to let him race is a level of childishness even I struggle to comprehend. This. Totally agree in suing for unfair dismissal, but demanding to race is stupid.
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MattD1zzl3 posted:By this i assume they mean "We will enter the minimum number of races required to collect our 2014 winnings in order to pay off our massive debt (Something the administrators couldnt find a way to get out of a dead team, and trust me they tried), than fold sometime around spain or monaco." i saw someone say this on reddit as well and i don't understand how you can be so stupid as to get that impression from what they're doing
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Human Grand Prix posted:Could we a see a DNQ? Who Knows?! It's not impossible. The estimate of how much quicker other cars are now combined with their times from last year would put them right on the edge. The interesting follow up though is, if they don't start any races, do they still get their money?
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 20:13 |
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Are Lewis does butts stuff with his trainer https://instagram.com/p/0BK9IlL0zR/?modal=true
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MattD1zzl3 posted:a young driver who worked his whole life for something that is already over and gets nothing out of it because of them. RIP brave pay driver
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ImplicitAssembler posted:This. Totally agree in suing for unfair dismissal, but demanding to race is stupid. It's a negotiating tactic. If they are claiming they have a valid contract which is being broken by Sauber, not demanding they race undermines their case. When Sauber inevitably have to settle they'll be able to wring more out of them in return for backing away from the race seat than if they just demanded compensation.
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 20:24 |
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Sauber is a poor team and VDG is a poor driver so I hope they end up with a settlement that sees them both out of the sport
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 20:25 |
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Dudley posted:It's not impossible. The estimate of how much quicker other cars are now combined with their times from last year would put them right on the edge. If the Mercs are actually faster than they were last year, and some teams are using cobbled together frankencars, that might be a very real possibility. 2014 AUS GP fastest time in Q1 was Danny Ric with 1:30.775. 107% cutoff was 1:37.129. Seven seconds off the pace using a year old spec engine and some kind of chassis made of whatever they had around the shop? Sounds likely to me.
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Hope VDG does a Karl Wendlinger.
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CratSock posted:If the Mercs are actually faster than they were last year, and some teams are using cobbled together frankencars, that might be a very real possibility. 2014 AUS GP fastest time in Q1 was Danny Ric with 1:30.775. 107% cutoff was 1:37.129. Seven seconds off the pace using a year old spec engine and some kind of chassis made of whatever they had around the shop? Sounds likely to me. "whatever they had around the shop" was an entire 2014 f1 car, one that was three seconds off the pace in melbourne last year. strongly doubt they're going to add another four seconds on top of that.
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The Sweet Hereafter posted:Except on my phone, where the track image is tiny and kind of looks like a grumpy bird sat on its arse. Oh my god
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 21:03 |
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GramCracker posted:Are Lewis does butts stuff with his trainer Anyone knows how to zoom in on Instagram videos
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Sauber are poo poo and deserve to get kicked out of the sport. When all the other teams over the years that were much better have dried up and died like Ferrari and McLaren, Sauber isn't doing anything that would justify them screwing people out of millions of euros. Sutil and VDG deserve to at least get the money back if they don't get to drive. If I were VDG, I'd demand a drive and then be even more poo poo than ever just to stick it to Sauber and cause them to fold. He's clearly never getting an F1 drive ever again, so who cares.
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 21:39 |
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Would VDG go down as the most action-hero movie ending-esque "If i'm going, i'm taking you fuckers down with me!" ending to a career?
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 23:15 |
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I'd laugh if the court agrees with the Sauber angle on inexperience with the cars being dangerous but subsequently bars Nasr from driving because he has even less experience than van der Garde.
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Butt Wizard posted:I'd laugh if the court agrees with the Sauber angle on inexperience with the cars being dangerous but subsequently bars Nasr from driving because he has even less experience than van der Garde. Nasr should be banned simply because he hasn't got enough vowels in his surname.
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 23:19 |
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I, and i suspect others mentally correct it to "Nasir" as god intended.
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Brainwrong posted:Nasr should be banned simply because he hasn't got enough vowels in his surname. That's why Sauber needs van der Garde, he has enough vowels to make up the difference
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poty posted:Oh my god Well it does!
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Right, I didn't have time to make a proper edited video with racing in it, or even to find some engine noises or radio quotes to put under what I did manage to do (anyone who wants to do this should feel free), so I took Butt Wizard's advice and edited down the Science Of Speed opening to fit my lovely voiceover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBG3KxV-rog Any credit should go to eriddy for the words and Butt WIzard for the idea. Any blame probably lies with me. You'll have to queue up The Chain for yourselves, the version of this video on youtube that had that section on the end steadfastly refused to download for me.
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 23:58 |
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Brainwrong posted:Nasr should be banned simply because he hasn't got enough vowels in his surname. Nasr doesn't even have the lowest proportion of vowels in his surname on the grid.
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GramCracker posted:Are Lewis does butts stuff with his trainer
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GramCracker posted:Are Lewis does butts stuff with his trainer Something something sore arse, something something gooey mess, something something phwoar know what I mean fellas.
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GramCracker posted:Are Lewis does butts stuff with his trainer lewis is a huge fag and it looks like he pissed himself in that sweatshirt/robe whatever that is also, ill try and write up a Redbull thing soon. maybe
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Speaking of... ~~~~NOTICE ME WILLIAMS/NOSTRADAMUS/HAMILTON SPECULATION SECTION~~~~~ If you go to 4:20 of this video posted today, you can see claire williams is wearing a metal as gently caress scarf with scull patterns. Woman is confident and ready to smoke the competition. Pack it in boys, Felipe Massa williams WDC 2015. (Meanwhile, Lewis hamilton sustains a career-ending tailbone injury, leaving him unable to comfortably sit in the car. Forever remembered as the two time world championship winner who went out getting too hard an impact to the rear end. Marries Nichole and posts pictures with even more frequency of himself sitting on pillows with an aging roscoe like a black pewdiepie.) a youtube deal is in the works https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvOWVDpI7IM (I'm pretty sure gives you observational super-powers) MattD1zzl3 fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Mar 10, 2015 |
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