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how could you gently caress up Randy Orton so bad
like come on
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i'm very dumb
love to sniff my butt
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Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Heyman over Mic (submission)

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Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Guys, I just have to say LONG LIVE PAUL E. HEYMAN and LONG LIVE BROCK LESNAR.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Roman gonna look so strong when he beats Brock.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Digital Jedi posted:

Can I get a count of how many times Brock Lesner was said by Heyman?

It turns to a blur once it approaches infinity.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Brock can do whatever he wants, just leave me with Heyman please.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
The sad thing is Paul E is gonna probably be gone from WWE in a few weeks :smith:

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
I seriously hope Brock loving destroys Reigns at mania if only to hear the most :smug: Heyman promo a day later on RAW.

(also we need a :smug: emote with Heyman's old ponytail)

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Brock does not point at the sign

Brock just GLARES at that motherfucker

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Roman Reigns too much of a coward to come out and meet Lesnar?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

as i was saying

Vertical Lime posted:

brock is really earning his pay tonight

Azuroru
Jan 22, 2015
I love Paul Heyman

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Ahahahaha theyre not letting Roman come out and say anything

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

StarkRavingMad posted:

I love that Brock's job during promos is just to stand around, look menacing, except when Paul-E makes him chuckle

Also, all of this promo by Heyman just makes me like Brock more

Yea Brock is actually doing a good job looking tough but showing enough random 'ha ha Paul' chuckles to look like, ya know, a human being who happens to part rhino or whatever happened to make him this monster instead of the cheesy BIG MONSTER KANE stuff

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Paul is the best ever. Holy poo poo, he's loving amazing.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

I bet he goes into business for himself and unifies the WWE and TNA titles

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

AKA Driver posted:

What dumb thing is in that fake bag? A snake? Actual potatoes?



Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
BRAIN RIOT

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
Time to mash on the fart button.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
I really hope Reigns loses by rollup AGAIN

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
imagine how great this feud would be if Brock Lesnar had an opponent people cared about

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





oh boy

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

That DICK! posted:

*bangs cutlery on the table* BOP EM IN THE FACE! BOP EM IN THE FACE!

i haven't watched RAW but did Reigns actually say this

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

good timing bray, right after you get buried

DFu4ever
Oct 4, 2002

That was probably one of the best promo's I've ever seen.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

blahblahblahblahFINDME

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
fat idiot

bartok
May 10, 2006



Banjo posted:

Roman Reigns is the new Conqueror !

Congrats on finding your new Cena

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Something something fat fedora self loathing something

someusername
Jan 26, 2015
My rear end hair is standing up so hard right now.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Bray Wyatt: "...Hey gently caress you Paul." :mad:

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Sky Shadowing posted:

Guys, I just have to say LONG LIVE PAUL E. HEYMAN and LONG LIVE BROCK LESNAR.

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
Hey look, he's trying to resurrect the undertaker.

AND HE'S TRYING TO RESURRECT PAUL BEARER TOO!

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Bray Wyatt will resurrect, and then kill, Paul Bearer.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


DFu4ever posted:

That was probably one of the best promo's I've ever seen.

Yeah bray wyatt is real good

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Bard Maddox posted:

imagine how great this feud would be if Brock Lesnar had an opponent people cared about

You care about Roman Reigns

We have always been at war with Eurasia

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

ayn rand hand job posted:

guys i wanna see wrestlemania now


help me

Nah, you want to see maybe 2 or 3 matches on the card, it's OK...this is one of the good 3 that'll happen

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ayn rand hand job posted:

guys i wanna see wrestlemania now


help me

If it's any consolation, the last 4 days have confirmed it's going to be the best thing that happens in that stadium in 2015

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Have they ever said who Bray is trying to challenge?

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
Promo was so intense, MY nose is bleeding.

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Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Paul Heyman is so good. I can't even.

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