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how could you gently caress up Randy Orton so bad
like come on
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i'm very dumb
love to sniff my butt
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Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Saying mean things justifies assault and battery.

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Mt. Modular
May 18, 2006

He's a bully. Big Show is going to have some words for him after this.

someusername
Jan 26, 2015
I'm actually getting ill from watching Lana beg. I don't like it at all. I had to look away.

This is not right.

Lazer
Jun 26, 2011

V A P O R W A V E
So... John Cena pulled something similar to Seth Rollins to get his match.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Pariah Rex posted:

They kill Axel again for no reason

To be fair, I really don't think he was going anywhere.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Pariah Rex posted:

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

They kill Axel again for no reason then have Rusev tap out to John Cena because by their logic somehow think that the heel getting his rear end kicked by the face will make me want to see if the face can do it again later.

This is still better than everything else

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
j o h n

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



At first I was happy that they didn't cost Rusev the belt to get the match.


And then that happened

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
what a great role model for the children

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
God Cena could be such a good heel

I'm nowhere near enough of an idiot to think he'll get the chance to be one in the next two or three years, but he really could if they let him. You can tell just from the way he's acting here

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
husky harris

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
John Cena, Republican babyface

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





also, cool Rusev's a big goober now and he hasn't even lost at Wrestlemania yet.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
John Cena doing heel things

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
gently caress Russia except for the really good hockey players like Evgeni Malkin except for Alexander Ovechien because gently caress him too

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Bring the authority back, or I stomp this man's head through a briefcase.

Give me a title match, or I choke the life out of your fellow countryman.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Ok. I've had enough of weekly feud building that's one sided with no one showing up. Where's Sheamus? Where's Taker? Where's Sting?

In the rafters?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
OH

MY

GOD

gently caress

YOU

BRAY

WYATT

GO

THE

gently caress

AWAY

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Building up the strong monster that is Rusev by having him get submitted 3 times in 3 minutes after a squash where he got kicked in the stomach one time.

js86
Jul 22, 2012
So a Bray Wyatt promo just lead into a Domino's commercial. Does that mean their Pizza is the official choice of cult leaders?

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

I'm sick of this, I'm done for the night, hope Reigns gets booed badly.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
Well we don't have to worry about Cena killing Rusev's push at Wrestlemania, they just did that now.

Seriously, if there was some wiki for wrestlers that was serious, I would keep changing Cena and Rusev's heel/face alignments because under any other circumstances that was a double turn.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

armoredgorilla posted:

But seriously, I really want to point out that a lot of people believed that Axel was gonna win tonight 'cause some dummy on Reddit said so.

To be fair, I don't even remember what some dummy on Reddit said. I just expected the WWE to do the dumbest thing, because that seems to be what they're best at lately.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Cena is gonna get hypnotized by Ras-Putin at mania and join up with Lana and Rusev.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Remember if you don't get what you want, bully and beat up the other person until you do.

HUSTLE LOYALTY RESPECT

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant
y'all whine about anything anymore. literally worse than wreddit.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

OH

MY

GOD

gently caress

YOU

BRAY

WYATT

GO

THE

gently caress

AWAY

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Chal posted:

I was thinking the same thing... There were like no cheers for him at all after that. I think the audience is in shock that he would actually do that. I mean that was super heelish.

Here at raw, he got a mega pop lol

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Tonight Bray Wyatt raises the dead, he's going to try and get Zack Ryder back on WWE TV

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


js86 posted:

So a Bray Wyatt promo just lead into a Domino's commercial. Does that mean their Pizza is the official choice of cult leaders?

Bray Wyatt is more than just pizza

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

js86 posted:

So a Bray Wyatt promo just lead into a Domino's commercial. Does that mean their Pizza is the official choice of cult leaders?

people will go to pretty much any event that provides pizza

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I can't believe they killed Curtis Axel's incredibly strong push like that.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I hope John Cena can beat the guy who he just easily humiliated with absolutely no effort.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Dimebags Brain posted:

Saying mean things justifies assault and battery.

it does in wrestling

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i'm so excited to see john cena beat a man he just made pass out and submit with his heel manager begging for mercy in a span of 5 seconds. tons of suspense going into this one

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
The day is new

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
ACT Scooby-Doo flavored mouthwash

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Dimebags Brain posted:

Saying mean things justifies assault and battery.

Actually Rusev cheated by punching John Cena in the balls to win their prior match.

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

someusername posted:

I'm actually getting ill from watching Lana beg. I don't like it at all. I had to look away.

This is not right.

lol

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