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how could you gently caress up Randy Orton so bad
like come on
bluh blug bblufhhf
i'm very dumb
love to sniff my butt
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
WHAT THE gently caress WAS THAT

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Why do they not knw any other literal loving way to start a title feud than beating the champs

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

In the scheme of things, even the biggest of jobbers can beat the champ in a non-title match. Well, unless you're Curtis Axel.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
YALL WHEN WE SAY NEW

YALL SAY DAY

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Uhhhh why are the Uso's here? Wow back to back matches immediately.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
All they need to do to freshen up New Day is to add Jinder Mahal to the stable. He's sort of...dusky, right?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I hate the Poo Day.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

there is always more and it is always worse

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Why would you give a win to a group that brings utter silence to arenas?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
whaaaat

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
NEW

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Are they allowed to have two Divas matches in a show?

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
Uh, okay, weird segue

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
They have 60 active wrestlers on the main roster and they need all the Champions to job for some reason.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

Squall posted:

burn the wwe to the ground

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
If you don't hate New Day more than you hate the Usos than I don't know what the hell.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

this is the worst Raw I've ever seen, and I watched Raw is Benoit

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
bring back the ascension

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

DAY SUCKS

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

nooneofconsequence posted:

Are they allowed to have two Divas matches in a show?

#givedivasachance

#twopissbreaks

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

What the gently caress is Xavier's new finisher, also gently caress off for pinning Tyson.

I still like New Day's gear and Big E works really hard trying to get it to work but they're just so lovely I want them to go away.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

DAY
SUUUUCKS

efb

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Intruder posted:

I can't believe they won with that weak poo poo

well you see we have to advance this "Tyson and Natty don't work well together" Total Divas angle that they've been doing FOR LIKE SIX loving MONTHS NOW

wanna bet Kidd is about to somehow cost Natalyia this match because what a surprise ending that would be

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

DAY!!!!!!!

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


The Usos/Uppercats matches were good, so it makes sense to introduce the least over gimmick in the history of professional wrestling

DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN

nooneofconsequence posted:

Are they allowed to have two Divas matches in a show?

#GiveDivasAChance

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Red posted:

What the christ was that finish

It's pretty cool when done right imo.



Xavier Woods does it less competently than a 17-year-old with 1 year of wrestling experience.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


Your Wrong.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

#GiveNewDayAChance

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

CubsWoo posted:

bring back the ascension

bring up Enzo and Cass

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


It is 10:24 and I am still laughing about that Rusev/Cena segment

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

SUCKS!!!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Dango Bango posted:

Why would you give a win to a group that brings utter silence to arenas?

Maybe Vince is getting a migraine and wants the crowd to stop making so much noise.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

oatgan posted:

#GiveNewDayAChance

I hear you. Keep Watching.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Remember when there was "building a rep" and "working up through the ranks" and "earning a #1 contender spot?"

If you beat the champion, you should BECOME the champion!

I swear, someone show these writers the 1-2-3 Kid vs. Bret Hart from the 1990's and see how HOT that crowd was that, out of nowhere, the Kid could possibly pull the upset...

someusername
Jan 26, 2015

El Generico posted:

If you don't hate New Day more than you hate the Usos than I don't know what the hell.

Well, it's all about shades of dark.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
remember that the new day got over a month of promo hype videos before the debut

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

oatgan posted:

#GiveNewDayAChance

#No

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
xavier woods may be a good student and a doctor or whatever but hes a lovely wrestler

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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Tyson just lost to Xavier Woods doing a nothing transitional move. He should just kill myself because there is no coming back from that level of humiliation.

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