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Fuckin pubbie camping outside lesters murdering whoever gets close. i got a kick out of it, some kid is in there absolutely losing his poo poo.
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You're doing God's work. Upload anything funny to Youtube!
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Mar 10, 2015 06:56
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Chrome 23k Dubsta-spawning is no longer
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Mar 10, 2015 06:57
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Lots of cars for sale online now, Rumpo, Surge, Jackal, Schafter. You can just buy a Canis Mesa now. Wow, that's a lovely daily list: play darts, do a rally race, collect a bounty.
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Mar 10, 2015 06:57
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I have a different objective list. I have participate in a sea race, fly under a bridge in an air race, and export a car to Simeon.
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Mar 10, 2015 07:01
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You can join heists through quick job, but i'm guessing for the next 24 hours you're gonna end up doing the intro fleeca heist repeatedly.
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Mar 10, 2015 07:08
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The minute I finished Lester's cutscene I started getting spammed with setup mission invites.
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Mar 10, 2015 07:08
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If your download is coming to a standstill; pause the download for a minute or two, then resume. Should take no more than like 10 minutes if you live in the developed world.
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Mar 10, 2015 07:08
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Cutie Pie Swag~
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Mar 10, 2015 07:08
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Powershift posted:holy poo poo how and where? At my ten car garage before the patch, didn't expect them to tweak out the spawning 
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Mar 10, 2015 07:13
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If fortune favors me tomorrow it will be a slow workday and I work from home. I'm ILL_MITCH on ps4 and I'm down to play tomorrow starting at like 9:30am PST. (Or thereafter...)
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Mar 10, 2015 07:14
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MrLonghair posted:At my ten car garage before the patch, didn't expect them to tweak out the spawning drat, i really missed a trick there.
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Mar 10, 2015 07:20
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The tutorial 2-person heist is fun. Nice and simple. Dialogue is funny too, I like hearing original Lester material again.
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Mar 10, 2015 07:20
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just watched several heist streams laughing so hard at how pathetic it is and wondering why it took so long to add
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Mar 10, 2015 07:21
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I saw this on snapmatic, did they open up the bedroom window in the new high ends or add blinds to the old?
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Mar 10, 2015 07:22
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Just sold a gang car for $36k. i haven't played online in a few months, but that seems like...more
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Mar 10, 2015 07:25
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I like the Kuruma. It feels a little more slippery than the Sultan, but I haven't driven a player-modded version yet. AND I just got dropped from my heist session. Bravo.
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Mar 10, 2015 07:27
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Here, have a cutscene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pI0K4iymc8 These are the addidions the the heist room:   I'd have to check against some older video, but I could swear that my garage door and elevator look different now.
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Mar 10, 2015 07:29
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Yeah those gangbanger modified rides used to be 12-13k. Get your gloves at Ponsonbys, and unfortunately it seems that a bunch of the alleged leaked cars were for a later content patch. e: Mirror reflection quality has increased massively e: Golden haze covering the dark night in SP that I have never seen before and it looks and flows better Ghosts n Gopniks fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Mar 10, 2015 |
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Mar 10, 2015 07:29
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Mar 10, 2015 07:31
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Aardmania posted:I'd have to check against some older video, but I could swear that my garage door and elevator look different now. Yeah, the garage door has see-through vents now and does not animate. Probably an asset change to break the duping.
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Mar 10, 2015 07:36
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Babby's first heist:    This is the best part, heist Barbie dress up!    Bonus Wee Bairns from the other night: 
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Mar 10, 2015 07:41
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Who apartment exactly do we need to have? I have the 250,000 joint, is that enough if I want to host a heist? Also, we do you get if you complete those free roam objectives?
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Mar 10, 2015 07:42
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Any high-end apartment works. I've done it out of two different ones now. howtohackabank.exe: 
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Mar 10, 2015 07:44
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ugg. i did the whole set-up by joining another guy, and didn't get an invite to the finale, so had to do the whole set-up again launching it myself.
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Mar 10, 2015 07:50
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After I've slept and finished off paperwork I'll just try a crew-wide invite to whatever heisting I get up to. Won't grab your share, I feel no need for shirts 
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Mar 10, 2015 07:54
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Oh man there's so much to this update. Someone shoot me an invite so I can get poo poo rolling.
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Mar 10, 2015 07:58
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Slim Killington posted:Any high-end apartment works. I've done it out of two different ones now. I'm currently stuck with a guy who can't handle this......
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Mar 10, 2015 07:59
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A few things while I'm riding shotgun waiting for my minigame to pop up:
Edit: You now have to wait for the text saying that a car you bought has been delivered to be able to get it from the mechanic. Gotta love sitting around for 2 minutes doing jack poo poo waiting for a car I could have had instantly before the update 
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So many masks....  Edit: Completing the daily objectives gave me $25,000 and 3000 rp. Aardmania fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Mar 10, 2015 |
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Mar 10, 2015 08:14
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oh my lord this hooded jacket 
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Mar 10, 2015 08:57
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hiddenriverninja posted:oh my lord this hooded jacket I know right! It's great!
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Mar 10, 2015 09:03
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Tried doing the prison break heist. Costs $40k to start, if someone dies in the first part you fail, fail it twice, it's over. you can restart, but you have to go through re-inviting everybody. It really is going to be nearly impossible to play with pubbies.
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Mar 10, 2015 09:03
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Powershift posted:Tried doing the prison break heist. Costs $40k to start, if someone dies in the first part you fail, fail it twice, it's over. you can restart, but you have to go through re-inviting everybody. It really is going to be nearly impossible to play with pubbies. And that might be the point.
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Mar 10, 2015 09:42
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Well, my download got stuck on 4.17 gb, so i paused it for a few minutes and when i came back and unpaused it, my download of all of a sudden read "9 hours remaining". So primo job rockstar or sony or whomever's fault this is.
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Mar 10, 2015 09:48
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Sapient Afro posted:Well, my download got stuck on 4.17 gb, so i paused it for a few minutes and when i came back and unpaused it, my download of all a sudden read "9 hours remaining". So primo job rockstar or sony or whomever's fault this is. 
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Croccers posted:I'm downloading at like, 100kb a sec. I know I'm on Aus internet but come on Just think, if heists came out on launch day, you might have it all downloaded by now. edit: these heists are really, really polished. haven't run into any of the regular rockstar jankiness yet. Powershift fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Mar 10, 2015 |
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Mar 10, 2015 09:51
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Just finishing the second heist. payout is 400 grand for the team, leader pays $40k to initiate, decides the cut. default is 55/15/15/15, Takes about an hour without failing anything. The first mission gave a $100k bonus for the first time you did it, i would assume this is the same. 4 set-up missions, 1 payoff. You couled theoretically snipe payoff missions at 10 minutes a shot for $80k if the host is dumb. Powershift fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Mar 10, 2015 |
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I decided to do the initial heist with a random after work before I could play with friends this weekend. We've now been sitting parked on the side of the road for 15 minutes, him saying "gently caress!", "poo poo!", "GOD DAMNIT" every 15 to 30 seconds. He's trying to hack the bank security system. I have nothing to do. This was all my fault.
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