The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

IMJack posted:

Come on, TMMadman, you can't spell "obsequious" without I-O-U.

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Come on, TMMadman, you can't spell "obsequious" without I-O-U.

I'll have to trust you on that.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 07:53

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Come on, TMMadman, you can't spell "obsequious" without I-O-U.

Us-ury?

# ? Mar 10, 2015 08:10

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

TMMadman posted:

Us-ury?

Oh dear me, I seem to have just made up a word. Of course you can have a loan!

# ? Mar 10, 2015 08:53

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Everything Counts posted:

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such celebrity eulogies as 'Andre the Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye' and 'Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge.'

Sam Simon has passed away after his long battle with cancer, according to Variety. RIP.

Oh, Everything Counts, don't worry...people die all the time. In fact, you could wake up dead tomorrow. :stare:

Well, goodnight. :downs:

# ? Mar 10, 2015 13:09

Gin_Rummy: Aug 4, 2007

Skeesix posted:

Oh dear me, I seem to have just made up a word. Of course you can have a loan!

Avoision... It's a crime. Look it up!

# ? Mar 10, 2015 13:28

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

IMJack posted:

Root Bear! Is this projection accurate!?

We're just going to have to make a few sacrifices. IMJack, you're going to have to give up drunkposting for a while. DrBouvenstein, you'll have to get your tech support for free at YOSPOS. I'll give up my weekly Photoshop and I can stretch the food budget - "fried chicken night" will be "organ meat night", "ham night" will be "spam night", and "pork chop night" will be... "chubb night."

TMMadman posted:

I don't know, IMJack, I can't be expected to keep track of all my wheelings and dealings!

TMMadman, I'm afraid we'll have to stop getting Encyclopedia Generica from the grocery store.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 13:44

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

After The War posted:

We're just going to have to make a few sacrifices. IMJack, you're going to have to give up drunkposting for a while. DrBouvenstein, you'll have to get your tech support for free at YOSPOS. I'll give up my weekly Photoshop and I can stretch the food budget - "fried chicken night" will be "organ meat night", "ham night" will be "spam night", and "pork chop night" will be... "chubb night."

Le Grille? :supaburn:

What the hell is that?!

# ? Mar 10, 2015 14:14

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

After The War posted:

We're just going to have to make a few sacrifices. IMJack, you're going to have to give up drunkposting for a while. DrBouvenstein, you'll have to get your tech support for free at YOSPOS. I'll give up my weekly Photoshop and I can stretch the food budget - "fried chicken night" will be "organ meat night", "ham night" will be "spam night", and "pork chop night" will be... "chubb night."

I'll take up posting in FYAD, and then give that up!

# ? Mar 10, 2015 15:01

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Writer Cath posted:

Le Grille? What the hell is that?!

It's a bowl of shau-dere. :france:

I had no idea there was a whole Wikipedia page for that one Willy quote.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 15:12

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Mira posted:

It's a bowl of shau-dere.

I had no idea there was a whole Wikipedia page for that one Willy quote.

That's chowdah! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury! :argh:

# ? Mar 10, 2015 16:18

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Luminous Obscurity posted:

That's chowdah! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!

Come back here! I'm not through demeaning you!

# ? Mar 10, 2015 17:28

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

After The War posted:

We're just going to have to make a few sacrifices. IMJack, you're going to have to give up drunkposting for a while. DrBouvenstein, you'll have to get your tech support for free at YOSPOS. I'll give up my weekly Photoshop and I can stretch the food budget - "fried chicken night" will be "organ meat night", "ham night" will be "spam night", and "pork chop night" will be... "chubb night."

I get me ~~brain medicine~~ tech support from the ~~national 'ealth~~ YOSPOS. :britain:

# ? Mar 10, 2015 18:07

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

I'll have to sell one of my livers, I can get by with one!

# ? Mar 10, 2015 20:01

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 21:10

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

IMJack posted:

What I'm saying is, we'll go down to the pound and get you a new executive producer!

RIP Sam.

Aw! Why do the good always die so young?

# ? Mar 10, 2015 21:42

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Cannons are designed to hurt.

:aaa:

THEY'RE DESIGNED TO HURT!

# ? Mar 10, 2015 21:47

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

Cannons are designed to hurt.

THEY'RE DESIGNED TO HURT!

We paid for blood!

# ? Mar 10, 2015 22:12

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

We paid for blood!

Mr. Honey Bunny! You inhumane monster!

# ? Mar 10, 2015 22:55

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Or you'll what? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Well go ahead.

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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

Or you'll what? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Well go ahead.

HIS rear end IS GONNA BLOW! :supaburn:

# ? Mar 11, 2015 00:53

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

Mr. Honey Bunny! You inhumane monster!

IMJack lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! HACK THE BONE! :argh:

# ? Mar 11, 2015 01:03

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hey, that smells like regular.. she needs premium, dude! PREMIUM! DUUUUUDE!!

I mean....ah....tungsten! I need tungsten to live! Tungsteeeen!

# ? Mar 11, 2015 02:14

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

IMJack lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! HACK THE BONE!

Those kids are, like, so sweet. :unsmith:

If only they had pee-wee hockey when I was a lad. :smith:

Ah, well.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 02:59

Nouvelle Vague: Feb 16, 2011; Endut! Hoch Hech!

IMJack posted:

Those kids are, like, so sweet.

If only they had pee-wee hockey when I was a lad.

Ah, well.

Dude you did not smile, we eat for free.

C'mon Shoshana, let's roll.

http://www.postpoems.org/authors/magic8ballslie/poem/622279

# ? Mar 11, 2015 03:10

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

IMJack posted:

Those kids are, like, so sweet.

kids can be so cruel

# ? Mar 11, 2015 03:22

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Those kids are, like, so sweet.

Yeah. When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown. I tell you, it's hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 03:31