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be nice wicka posted:joe's award claims (CLAIMS) that sauber originally planned to run bianchi and vdg together, but that ferrari pulled their support once bianchi got injured, and vdg's money alone wasn't enough to prop up the team Talking of joe's Award, it seems he hasn't advanced on his Photoshop skills since last season. I'm sure we're all looking forward to reading the first issue of "Cand Pax" 
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Hello. I'm just making an announcement that, with the release of the Honda aerokit, I will subject myself to one (1) IndyCar "race" this year. I think you all should, too. Thank you, Xau-- Wirth1000
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Mar 11, 2015 23:26
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https://joesaward.wordpress.com/2015/03/11/oh-what-a-tangled-web/?replytocom=224174#respondquote:Joe Saward:
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Butt Wizard posted:https://joesaward.wordpress.com/2015/03/11/oh-what-a-tangled-web/?replytocom=224174#respond wicka is Joe's Award
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Wirth1000 posted:Hello. Come to Toronto.
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Mar 12, 2015 00:01
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El Hefe posted:wicka is Joe's Award unmasked at long last
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Mar 12, 2015 00:01
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Argh they've changed the one really useful bit of F1.com where it shows you all the coming race weekend's session times and you can click a button to switch between your time zone and track time zone. Now it's a rolex branded clock face that gives you the current time where you are and the current time at the track.
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Sounds like Sauber's appeal hearing is just Sauber's lawyers being told off by the judges.
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gret posted:Sounds like Sauber's appeal hearing is just Sauber's lawyers being told off by the judges. The Judges are just not letting them get away with the poo poo they were trying to pull the other day. They've said a couple of things that were blatantly untrue such as the team not being responsible for the super license and the team not being able to set a driver up at *short notice*.
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Mar 12, 2015 00:10
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Wirth1000 posted:Hello. Well at least you'll see one good race this year 
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Tsaedje posted:Argh they've changed the one really useful bit of F1.com where it shows you all the coming race weekend's session times and you can click a button to switch between your time zone and track time zone. Now it's a rolex branded clock face that gives you the current time where you are and the current time at the track. I was pissed they did that too
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Mar 12, 2015 00:15
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Butt Wizard posted:https://joesaward.wordpress.com/2015/03/11/oh-what-a-tangled-web/?replytocom=224174#respond Love to see his attitude if someone paid more for his access
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autosport.com still has that schedule in your timezone thing doesnt it?
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Tsaedje posted:Argh they've changed the one really useful bit of F1.com where it shows you all the coming race weekend's session times and you can click a button to switch between your time zone and track time zone. Now it's a rolex branded clock face that gives you the current time where you are and the current time at the track. saw your post and got really annoyed, went to autosport as someone suggested to look at schedule there. gave up and went back to f1.com and promptly realised im an idiot and live in the same time zone as melbourne.
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Jon Von Anchovi posted:saw your post and got really annoyed, went to autosport as someone suggested to look at schedule there. gave up and went back to f1.com and promptly realised im an idiot and live in the same time zone as melbourne. lmao also yes, the new f1.com time thing is totally useless
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So I'm going to make a bold prediction that only 17 cars start the race on Sunday.
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So we're less than 24 hours away until FP1. When's the new thread going up?
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Butt Wizard posted:https://joesaward.wordpress.com/2015/03/11/oh-what-a-tangled-web/?replytocom=224174#respond I agree with Joe's Award, seize the assets of every rich person and rich team in F1 and use it to give less well off people jobs.
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Aqualung posted:So I'm going to make a bold prediction that only 17 cars start the race on Sunday. 17? Ok I demand working. 18 I could understand, unless you are meaning Manor only runs 1 car.
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keevo posted:So we're less than 24 hours away until FP1. When's the new thread going up? The op got so long winded it got a concussion and wont be available till malaysia.
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ukle posted:17? Ok I demand working. 18 I could understand, unless you are meaning Manor only runs 1 car. I'm guessing that's neither Manor and only one Sauber, though I'm not entirely sure how only running one Sauber would actually help them. edit: Of course it could be only one McLaren, due to having run out of the relevant spare parts of Honda engines.
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I mean with all that, I'm just thinking that 17 is probably a good number.
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as i said earlier i dont have time for a write up on Red Bull that will be of any value, but since the season is starting here goes. Red Bull Red Bull, the company that made a drink that is even unhealthier than soda, decided that they wanted to enter the most expensive form of motorsport on the planet. Because... well? I guess a lot of cocaine addicts are F1 fans, and when you run out of blow Red Bull is the next best thing. So they bought some poo poo-rear end team that used to be owned by Ford and then used all their drug money to hire Adrian Newey the autistic chassis wizard to make really good cars. Because F1 is Satan’s favorite sport this worked out alarmingly well and The Fraud known as Sebastian Vettel won a whole shitload of races and a bunch of bullshit championships. Then he got cocky and left because he’s stupid and german. Also this guy works there I guess 
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I'm unemployed at the moment so this court case is the most interesting thing I'll see all day.
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McLaren have their chassis sorted out now, if not their engine.
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Must be photoshopped, the tortoise actually won a race.
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f1 gently caress YIS~~~- AU 
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Notice Me Kimi "Ice Overview With only 23 open wheeled races under his belt, Kimi entered Formula 1 driving for Sauber. He had a respectable rookie season given the performance of his car and was picked up by McLaren to partner David Coulthard, replacing the retired Mika Hakkinen. The McLaren was a fast but notoriously unreliable car, however Kimi managed to win some races and put up a respectable challenge for the title in 2005 losing out to Fernando Alonso. In 2007 Kimi left McLaren to replace the retired Michael Schumacher. Kimi piloted what was a very strong car in the the F2007. He won the Championship that year one point over Lewis Hamilton. The next two years saw a decline in the competitiveness of the Ferrari and therefore Kimi. He left Formula 1 after the 2009 season to pursue other racing interests. Kimi spent time racing in the World Rally Championship and various Nascar series but returned to Formula 1 because the car he was driving was too poo poo. Kimi returned with Evil Lotus and was pretty successful dragging the car to a win in both 2012 and 2013. Unfortunately for Kimi, Lotus couldn't pay him so he returned to Ferrari in 2014. He had a pretty bad year reuniting with his old team, and was thrashed by teammate Fernando Alonso. This year he is paired up with Sebastian Vettel, and the teammate battle will be interesting between them. Back-story Kimi has a typical Finnish demeanor which generally leads to humorous situations. Below are some of the more prominent things that may be mentioned. Ice Cream - At the 2009 Malaysian GP the race was stopped due to rain. While most drivers waited in their cars for the race to resume, Kimi changed in to casual clothes and treated himself to a snack. Having a poo poo - During a presentation at the 2002 Brazillian GP, Kimi was interviewed by Martin Brundle who asked why he missed the event. "Leave me alone, I know what I'm doing" - Kimi won the 2012 Abu Dhabi GP with Lotus, which was his first win since 2009 and Lotus/Renault first win since 2008. Offtrack in Brazil - Kimi missed a braking point and went off track at the 2012 Brazilian GP. Unfortunately for him the access road was blocked off and he couldn't re-enter the track without turning around. General Team Radio Shenanigans Monaco Boat - In the 2006 Monaco GP, Kimi's was forced to retired when his McLaren caught fire. He promptly left the track (did not return to the garage) and spent the rest of the race on his yacht that was docked nearby. Pics    
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I want Lewis to join Ferrari at some point. I want to witness the extreme racism he'll experience on a daily basis.
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quote:It seems that Giedo van der Garde may have done well in court in Australia but the word on the street in the paddock in Melbourne is that the Dutchman made a mistake during the winter and failed to apply to his national sporting authority for them to ask the FIA to grant him a Superlicence. This means that he cannot race in Melbourne because it takes 14 days for the process to happen. https://joesaward.wordpress.com/2015/03/12/oops/ It's the responsibility of the team to arrange the licenses, apparently. How does one dude seem to be so wrong so often?
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"word on the street in the paddock" is such a bad, clumsy turn of phrase
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Butt Wizard posted:https://joesaward.wordpress.com/2015/03/12/oops/ My favourite part was when the other journos, including James Allen, tried to defend Saward at some point and Saward just got all arrogant and called them hacks or something along those lines.
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Ahahhhaha he won. gently caress you Sauber.
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This is cute:quote:Harrison Newey, the son of Red Bull Formula 1 technical supremo Adrian Newey, is to team up with Michael Schumacher's son Mick in ADAC Formula 4 this season.
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Butt Wizard posted:Ahahhhaha he won. gently caress you Sauber. 
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Butt Wizard posted:Ahahhhaha he won. gently caress you Sauber. 16hrs till season starts
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Magnussen looks like a 16 year old chav with that forearm tattoo.
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Actually watching the drivers press conference, they all look like 16 year olds except Bottas and Ricciardo. At least Max is 17 I don't know what's the other guys excuses.
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El Hefe posted:Actually watching the drivers press conference, they all look like 16 year olds except Bottas and Ricciardo. It's because you've become old.
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