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GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Question. In freeroam today I saw a car icon on the map that was red, and highlighting it just said "target car". I got in it and nothing happened. Drove it around, drove to a LSC, nothing. Google isn't helping. What is it?

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hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

GenoCanSing posted:

Question. In freeroam today I saw a car icon on the map that was red, and highlighting it just said "target car". I got in it and nothing happened. Drove it around, drove to a LSC, nothing. Google isn't helping. What is it?

You have to blow it up.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Given family stuff Ill be on later, probably 10ish. Hopefully I'll see you fuckers on.


Quicksand_Jesus posted:

Sir, you are most definitely welcome! We need more poo poo players who keep their place by providing entertainment!

I'll have you know I thought I was a decent player :shrug: so my borderline substance abuse kept me from reaching my potential

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.
I decided to do actual work tonight knee deep in books and papers, but mainly need to do the third whenever I get on later Saturday or Sunday, maybe even Monday. Definitely willing to help out with the final heist or whatev though, I do the final ride very well.

(Doing Hard) My deaths were bad RNG such as..

"My bike is stuck upside down guys, I can't flip it" then boom I read you could go in a cop car, how much of a beating would that take compared to four on bikes? How agile would it be, would it make it to the bridge? That final jump is tricky without the bike and the boost. Lost lives there.

The Savage part was real cool too, great to figure out how to tackle right. No-death runs would be doable with a little more practice and energy with my crew from last night.

This particular shot was one that came along with "WHOA WHAT THE HELL" as the Helicopter unleashed rockets, the moment I fired my heatseeker..

Heists are a 5/5 deal. You should probably get this game, dear current-gen console having GTA5 not-having reader..

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
It looks like the casino hype is real, it's not just cut content:
https://twitter.com/funmw4/status/576328826298355712
https://twitter.com/funmw4/status/576097499162796032

circ dick soleil fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Mar 14, 2015

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Hell yes, let the whaling commence.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Why the gently caress would you bet your million funbux modified supercars unless you're BitBasher and can actually win at races.

Lyer
Feb 4, 2008

The infamous pony tail gang strikes again! I'll probably be dicking around already, just shoot a party invite. PSN: Lyer007

hiddenriverninja posted:

When I get the call for Heists 3 tonight, who wants in? I'll be on around 9PDT and i promise to stick to this list!

PS4

1. kinjirotadokoro
2. Lyer007
3.
4.

Alts:
1.
2.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Lyer posted:

The infamous pony tail gang strikes again!

hiddenriverninja posted:

When I get the call for Heists 3 tonight, who wants in? I'll be on around 9PDT and i promise to stick to this list!

PS4

1. kinjirotadokoro
2. Lyer007
3. digitalprophet
4.

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009

hiddenriverninja posted:

When I get the call for Heists 3 tonight, who wants in? I'll be on around 9PDT and i promise to stick to this list!

PS4

1. kinjirotadokoro
2. Lyer007
3. digitalprophet
4. mustardeleven

Alts:
1.
2.

I should be on time tonight :v:

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way


What scarf is that?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Cute as heck posted:

i'm a fat gay retard who doesn't sleep i havent been ignoring you bb i swear

same except I slept when my heist was supposed to start. If anyone who signed up still wants to go I'm coming now

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007
Is 360 still active at all? Online and wanting to heist, and doing it with pubbies scares me.

GT: HomelySphincter

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
I havent played this game since Jan.


I've already used all of my latino racial slurs I'm allowed for this month in the past 15 minutes. Request backup, please advise.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

There was a 250k challenge earlier tonight. Jensen won and got money. I won and lost the 250k :/

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

hiddenriverninja posted:

What scarf is that?

[Red Scarf] under fancy clothes shop accessories.

I want to make an all-red outfit, all green, blue etc. Covering as much skin as possible.

And I do wish I could play the online game with that sort of filter on, beautiful.

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Sorry guys, my ps4 failed to auto update and I will not be able to update in time, so the Ponytail gang will have to ride at an unforeseen later date and time TBA

edit: I double lied and will probably finish the update :neckbeard:

hiddenriverninja fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Mar 14, 2015

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
That just reminded me they yoinked the sweet ugly rear end scarves from xmas time. Why would you do that, R*? Of all the things, non-solid-color scarves being left in would be innocuous as hell. hah



Ahh well, heists update still owns, bigass new helicopter owns. :shrug:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

lol they patch one money exploit and another pops up (and more profitable than the last on ps3).

Scorched Spitz
Dec 12, 2011

L_Harrison posted:

Is 360 still active at all? Online and wanting to heist, and doing it with pubbies scares me.

GT: HomelySphincter

Hold on, you got an invite coming.

EL Bombastico
Oct 13, 2004

* power up

geeves posted:

Probably fixed all of it. Reddit reports are saying gang cars are back to normal prices (~12k). Probably the same across the board.

Rebel money is still working in XB1. Charges you $1596 for the sad trombone horn now. Still sells for $42620.

Net profit of $33274. :homebrew:

Oglogoth
May 16, 2010

Daaaaarling~
I'm around tonight for heists. PS4: Demonlord15

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Hydra stunting.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W_OVVHpXw4E&feature=youtu.be

chopbustabrown
Sep 14, 2011

I AM THE HEAT MISER
Hey I'm gonna be heisting, repping the Goon crew with a goonie non-goon mate for the next couple hours. Need two more!
Ps4: chopbustabrown

alexnessie
Jun 12, 2005

[.........Elysium.........]
Need one for Prison Break heist, we tried with a pubbie and he quit. Send a message to gt: "alexnessie" or gt: "scorched spitz" for an invite.

Edit: I'm retarded, forgot to say we're on 360!

alexnessie fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Mar 14, 2015

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost

Good poo poo!

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Well, great, somebody had fun with it. Expect R* to patch out the Hydra next Tuesday. :colbert:












That tunnel drift was tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight and I don't even like using the word "tight" in that context.

FoglyOgly
Sep 23, 2009
Hey everyone, been a long time. I'm on PS4 for a bit to try a heist with a buddy of mine. PSN: LexykXV

Obviously I'll add any LLJK people if they're on but if you want in you can add me.

Also, I haven't been on in months. What's new?

EDIT: Besides heists of course.

EDIT 2: Never mind, been four months since I've been on and I still get kicked from Online every ten minutes. Hey Rockstar, fix your loving game.

FoglyOgly fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Mar 14, 2015

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

Fun time running tonight's heist.


Shachi
Nov 1, 2004

I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.
Any bros heisting? PS4 Darkblue145

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Wee Bairns posted:

Fun time running tonight's heist.




Nicely done...I was hoping someone got a screen shot of that.

Prostheticfoot
Mar 27, 2002
Hey goonage, looking for maybe two more to finish the latter 3/5s of the prison break on the bone tonight. Xbl is kamikazg0ldfish (it's a zero).

If the loving servers cooperate, which wasn't exactly how it was going down for trebag and I the other night

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare


Good lord that tunnel poo poo :stare:

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Um, I can't shoot out of any car anymore. I noticed this happened during a heist last night and I can't find a way to fix it. Any ideas? I know about square to change weapons. Not in passive mode.

Eds
May 25, 2007

Aussie Xbone goons, let's do some heisting tonight from 7:30 Sydney time. I can't be the only sad shut-in with nothing better to do on a Saturday night! GT misterway

Eds fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Mar 14, 2015

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Reverse Centaur posted:

Um, I can't shoot out of any car anymore. I noticed this happened during a heist last night and I can't find a way to fix it. Any ideas? I know about square to change weapons. Not in passive mode.

Which car? If you're in the new armored Kuruma you can only shoot out the very tiny window openings, so it limits the range of aim.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Slim Killington posted:

Which car? If you're in the new armored Kuruma you can only shoot out the very tiny window openings, so it limits the range of aim.

All cars. Started on the prison bus during a heist and now I just can't shoot in cars ever. No dropping grenades etc either.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Reverse Centaur posted:

All cars. Started on the prison bus during a heist and now I just can't shoot in cars ever. No dropping grenades etc either.

Try checking your control settings and online game options, something may have gotten changed somehow.

chopbustabrown
Sep 14, 2011

I AM THE HEAT MISER
Half an hour with no helicopters in sight on prison break finale and still 5 stars. This game is bullshit.

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gibbed
Apr 10, 2006

chopbustabrown posted:

Half an hour with no helicopters in sight on prison break finale and still 5 stars. This game is bullshit.
Stars expiring is highly dependent on latency it seems. I had this issue playing with friends on the Prison Break heist, one was in AU and the rest of us were in NA. We swapped the AU player to demolitions and were able to successfully complete the plane escape then.

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