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Good heists last night guys, sorry my mic wasn't working. I tried to roll with it and not gently caress up too much.
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Slim Killington posted:There are so many times a Kuruma can trivialize a mission. Stealing the Valkyrie from the dock? Drive it all the way in and shoot everyone safely from inside. Stealing the LAPVs from the quarry? Drive it INTO the quarry and shoot everyone from inside! Don't bother parking from a high vantage point! Just drive that thing straight into the quarry! Gotta steal Lectros from some Lost? You guessed it! This is so, so true. Last night we did the Steal The Velum mission as setup for the prison heist. All for of us got in my Armored Kuruma, drove to the occupied runway and parked on it. That's it, mowed everyone down. Kelly posted:Maybe cooperfronts will stick his head in and weigh in...otherwise it must have been a glitch of some kind. And see? I thought it was one shot with an RPG and I STILL bought the drat thing - I am elated. I put 3 RPGs into my own PV Insurgent and it was still fine, the 4th killed it. Well the 4th and 3 adjacent car explosions killed it, it might take 5 RPGs without the car explosions. Mandrel posted:Good heists last night guys, sorry my mic wasn't working. I tried to roll with it and not gently caress up too much. It's all good, you knew what you were doing, I wasn't going to complain.
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Mar 14, 2015 18:05
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I'm p. mad I signed off early last night and missed the Insurgent romp
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Mar 14, 2015 18:11
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omg chael crash posted:I'm p. mad I signed off early last night and missed the Insurgent romp The Insurgent doesn't fly. Not sure what you would be doing  you will never live this down
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Mar 14, 2015 18:18
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Willing to host the Pacific job any time now if I can get 4 players. PS4. same name as here
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Mar 14, 2015 18:27
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omg chael crash posted:I'm p. mad I signed off early last night and missed the Insurgent romp You should be. You're an awful person for missing it. But, because I'm a big softy at heart and under this rough, badass exterior, Im just a big, loveable sweetheart, I'll have you know I told Jay "this is going to be insane with Gary." Yeah.. I said it. I'm not happy about it, but I said it.
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Mar 14, 2015 18:31
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BitBasher posted:Willing to host the Pacific job any time now if I can get 4 players. PS4. same name as here I'll join in, give me about 10 minutes?
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Mar 14, 2015 18:33
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Rad Valtar posted:Emptying out the server by hunting down pubbies and making them quit by murdering them over and over is the only fun thing to do in free roam. Keep up the good work soldier. This was true even before the new fleet of armored supercars, but at least back then you'd have to put in some effort.
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Mar 14, 2015 18:36
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geeves posted:I'll join in, give me about 10 minutes? Message me in game when you are in, or just join my chat channel. Now we just need 2 more.
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Mar 14, 2015 18:36
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Mice Everywhere posted:new fleet of armored supercars I love finally being rich.
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Mar 14, 2015 18:47
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omg chael crash posted:I love finally being rich. New money. 
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Mar 14, 2015 18:57
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geeves posted:I'll join in, give me about 10 minutes? Hey, did you ever get a stunt jump to qualify for your daily objective? I have it now and I'm having the same problem.
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Mar 14, 2015 19:17
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Kelly posted:New money. Laugh it off while you can, you'll be crying when we pull off the real LAST heist, leaving you a sobbing, penniless mess with nothing but a charming dude who will live on your couch and never move out.
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Mar 14, 2015 19:40
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You know what's worse than heisting with pubbies? Heisting with two other goons plus a level <100 pubbie who invariably either gets shot and quits or otherwise drops.
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Mar 14, 2015 20:04
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So hey, here's a thing.
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Mar 14, 2015 20:14
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Wee Bairns posted:Laugh it off while you can, you'll be crying when we pull off the real LAST heist, leaving you a sobbing, penniless mess with nothing but a charming dude who will live on your couch and never move out. So, like real life then? Let's not start talking about paying taxes again. Jedi Knight Luigi posted:You know what's worse than heisting with pubbies? Heisting with two other goons plus a level <100 pubbie who invariably either gets shot and quits or otherwise drops. The one Prison setup I did with pubbies was all 100/200 level players who spent the whole time not playing the heist and causing shootouts with the police.
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Mar 14, 2015 20:19
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Doomsday Jesus posted:It is broken as gently caress and I'm not sure why you're proud of emptying a server out. It makes it boring as gently caress and needs to be susceptible to RPGs, grenades, or mines. If I came across an aggressive insurgent I would probably just find a new server, true. But we battled the same people for about 45 minutes. Then a new group got lumped into the server and I realized this could continue on forever. It was also a loving blast and should be enjoyed as much as possible before it is nerfed. This is a god drat video game with solutions for everyone within two clicks of a button. Lighten up.
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Mar 14, 2015 20:21
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I was on the other side of an insurgent crew. I killed two of them (assault shotgun supremacy) before they gunned me down, then they got distracted and I ran to my garage  next time I might call out my tank though, and escalate that poo poo into all-out war
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Mar 14, 2015 20:25
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What happens when two guidos, a renegade cop, and a suicide girl-turned meth cook plan the perfect crime
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Mar 14, 2015 21:54
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I'm about to host prison break if anyone wants to come along? PSN is Tarwedge, drop me a message
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Mar 14, 2015 21:54
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Slim Killington posted:What happens when two guidos, a renegade cop, and a suicide girl-turned meth cook plan the perfect crime Are you digitalprophet? I swear every time I play with you I turn into the worst player ever and can't stop running over people.
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Mar 14, 2015 21:57
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Also what do you need for the insurgent? Someone said just the second set up of humane labs but I did that and still can't order.
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Mar 14, 2015 21:59
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Reverse Centaur posted:Also what do you need for the insurgent? Someone said just the second set up of humane labs but I did that and still can't order. you have to finish the finale of humane labs to unlock the insurgent, I believe. (i desperately need this btw)
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Mar 14, 2015 22:03
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Yeah that's me. All I saw was you leaping left and right out of every Insurgent you got into, I was laughing my rear end off.
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Mar 14, 2015 22:03
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I'm looking for some competent nerds to Heist with. I've done a couple! I also have a headset, speak English, and all kinds of fun stuff like that. And the all-important Armored Kuruma. IGN: solarNativity on PS4. MAKE WAY NEW STARS posted:I'm about to host prison break if anyone wants to come along? solarNativity fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Mar 14, 2015 |
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MAKE WAY NEW STARS posted:I'm about to host prison break if anyone wants to come along? I just sent you a message over PSN
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Mar 14, 2015 22:07
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Slim Killington posted:Yeah that's me. All I saw was you leaping left and right out of every Insurgent you got into, I was laughing my rear end off. I was trying to get in the non existent gunner seat 
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Mar 14, 2015 22:11
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YetiMachete85 on PSN Want to try my first heist! Level 50, ready to wreck some poo poo up
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Mar 14, 2015 22:22
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Slim Killington posted:What happens when two guidos, a renegade cop, and a suicide girl-turned meth cook plan the perfect crime suicide girl-turned chestburster victim
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Mar 14, 2015 22:45
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"Let's give them checkpoint race that takes them out of their way on the shittiest bike we've ever made for the final get-a-way" Goddamn. It basically turned into 1001 ways to die. Turns out the recommended route is the fastest. Though our made up train route was the most peaceful.
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So for heists I don't seem to have crew invite, I can only get goons through autoinvite, and I can't view joined players to invite them to a party easier. This always ends up with us getting a pubbie that I can't kick, cause the option was under view joined players. Is anyone else missing these? This did lead to us having a French speaker join and we spent the next twenty minutes saying the only French we know: Omlette du fromage. While he said the only English he knew: Suck my dick. What the hell Cockstar.
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Mar 14, 2015 22:50
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Yeah this game needs new boob options badly. And a plastic surgeon would be totally appropriate for Los Santos.
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Mar 14, 2015 22:51
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Just confirmed the method I used to get the cop uniform in free roam works on the trash collector outfit as well:
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Mar 14, 2015 22:52
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Would be great if the OP could get updated with info on how to actually join a heist. I've been dicking around for 20 minutes and can't figure it out. edit: Just kidding, I'm an idiot. 96 spacejam fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Mar 14, 2015 |
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Mar 14, 2015 23:11
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YANSEE posted:Would be great if the OP could get updated with info on how to actually join a heist. I've been dicking around for 20 minutes and can't figure it out. You just join them like regular missions when you get an invite. You can also go on your phone to quick jobs and that drop you in one pretty quick. Invites to heists will show up as green.
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Prison successfully heisted despite an initial rocky start due to the fact the guards seem to open fire on you for absolutely no reason once you actually get inside the prison making it not wholly obvious that was supposed to happen! Thanks goons Edit: sorry for being a mute by the way, wife decided she wanted to come downstairs and talk on the phone the whole time and I figured you wouldn't be interested in hearing that History Comes Inside! fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Mar 15, 2015 |
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Mar 14, 2015 23:56
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Anybody on PS3 trying to heist? Need one more (mildly) competent player and have been having no luck all afternoon. We're on the Station segment of the Prison Break heist with equal payouts at the end.
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Mar 15, 2015 00:06
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Samsquamsch posted:Anybody on PS3 trying to heist? Need one more (mildly) competent player and have been having no luck all afternoon. We're on the Station segment of the Prison Break heist with equal payouts at the end. I'm in. PSN: elthmysterius
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Slim Killington posted:Just confirmed the method I used to get the cop uniform in free roam works on the trash collector outfit as well: It hasn't been working for me. Every time I've tried it today I keep going back to my street clothes when I join the capture mission.
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Uhhh poo poo nevermind, I forgot to download 1.22 and my PS3 froze on a black screen when trying to update. What the gently caress. EDIT: It's downloading now. Elth fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Mar 15, 2015 |
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