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Scyron
Aug 27, 2005

I am sure a hacker knows all about rewarding and accomplished behavior. I mean, raping a chick with some mickeys is the same is getting laid right? Same result amirite guys? Nothing like work and not having to do it and get that sweet sweet payoff. :smug:

Slim Killington posted:

No, you should spawn into the Capture in the cop uniform. Are you playing on the cops side of the setup mission? I can't think of what else it could be. :(

Yeah Sampuraipaul and I were playing that part, and I followed the directions. So I dunno.

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Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
What worked for me was to play the Adversary Mode -> Siege Mentality 1 job. From there I was able to select the police uniform under the justice costume category. I played two rounds, then when it ended, I voted to go to free roam. From there, I immediately selected to play a capture mission from my phone. I did not enter a vehicle or a building while I was waiting for the job.

When the host finally started the capture mission, I did not have the uniform at the ready up screen. It did appear during the mission, and I played the mission to completion. When that mission ended, I went back to free roam at that voting screen and then I had the uniform.

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:
Waiting 45 minutes for a capture to start is ok i guess

especially when you dont even spawn in the cop uniform

Prostheticfoot
Mar 27, 2002
Trebag and I need one for the last half of prison break on the bone. Anybody? Bueller?
E, filled!

Prostheticfoot fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Mar 15, 2015

Zenzizenzizenzic
May 25, 2012

Fun Shoe
Reaffirming my hatred for Lester and his moronic, unintuitive plans. We lost half the take to those stupid bikes.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Zenzizenzizenzic posted:

Reaffirming my hatred for Lester and his moronic, unintuitive plans. We lost half the take to those stupid bikes.

Hey everyone, turns out $687k is the absolute floor for how much you can lose on the last heist!

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Heist with me mother fuckers: ps4 leidend

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Some tips for prospective attack chopper pilots on heist #3:

-The main cannon is much easier to aim and has a much faster ttk at its effective range than the miniguns do.

-The front gunner can shoot in front of you and below you but not above you. When you're engaging enemy choppers, match or exceed their elevation and keep the nose pointed at the threat. The main gun should take out any other helicopter in half-a-dozen hits or fewer.

-The main gun has roughly 90 degrees of freedom to either side. The chainguns can be swiveled around to shoot very near to the nose of the chopper. If you can face your opponent at around a 30-degree angle to either side of you then you can engage with more than one gun.

E2: During the mission to steal the chopper, you can also (I think) take off in the chopper and bait the enemy helicopters into coming in range of your 3 homies on the ground with AV launchers


E:

Zenzizenzizenzic posted:

Reaffirming my hatred for Lester and his moronic, unintuitive plans. We lost half the take to those stupid bikes.

ride better :smuggo:

titties fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Mar 15, 2015

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR
Oh also, you do not have to do every heist to get Lester's phone calls to stop. All you have to do is host the last one.

ButtWolf
Dec 30, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This game is buggy and laggy and kicky. I dont think i can play it.

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


Great job everyone, even if you did miss out on my commentary (shooty noises and swearing) on the heist finale because I forgot the mic was off.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Gonna get on and run the labs heist in about an hour or so if anyone else wants to try it.

PSN is Tarwedge

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Wow this emp planting set up mission is the worst. Super long drive in the dark rain followed by insta fail stealth and a hacking game with a time limit. Pubbies keep quitting before we even get to the stealth.

Pretzel Rod Serling
Aug 6, 2008



Is it always dark and raining then? I ended up destroying my armored Kuruma by accidentally skidding off the road and into the drink. gently caress everything

Zenzizenzizenzic
May 25, 2012

Fun Shoe

titties posted:

ride better :smuggo:

Thankfully, stoneinfocus taught me to ride faster, better, and harder, and also taught me to never let him drive the boat.

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009

Zenzizenzizenzic posted:

Thankfully, stoneinfocus taught me to ride faster, better, and harder, and also taught me to never let him drive the boat.


And that, friends, is why that number in the bottom-right corner is less than 7 figures. :v:

Bonus: two Britons try to handle a big rig (note the trailer health meter)

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR
So close to a million for once :argh:

Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

Bonus: two Britons try to handle a big rig (note the trailer health meter)


The important thing to note about this is that they were fighting over who would get to drive it by ramming into it with their cabs

Vokehead
Feb 13, 2013
I'm a good heister, you guys, I swear.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Got the armed insurgent, realized I have no real online buddies to share it with, cried as I drove around running over everything. :(

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Good times heisting yesterday, although half the time spent playing was waiting for cutscenes to load, waiting for players to re-join after getting kicked for "unknown network errors", or redoing missions because of bullshit like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjgn_uW1wsM

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I jumped into the insurgent setup mission for labs just to see if it unlocked them like some of the other vehicles unlock in setups and jesus christ these armoured vehicles are garbage compared to the Kuruma. The only person who doesn't get shot to pieces is the guy with his head sticking out of the top manning the machine gun.

I don't see how this would even be doable without having kept the inventory screen open and constantly going through body armour and snacks.

A c E
Jun 18, 2007

Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?
Spent the last few days trying to finish the 3rd heist. God drat I hate pubbies. I've done the hydra mission dozens of times, but every time we finish that one setup everyone just loving drops. No one joins my games, I just want my drat vehicles.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004


this is from two days ago, but holy poo poo those tunnels :dogbutton:


also, heists are cool and good

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
So what's the verdict on heists? I haven't touched it since the money bug was still a thing

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Alan Smithee posted:

So what's the verdict on heists? I haven't touched it since the money bug was still a thing

poopzilla posted:

also, heists are cool and good

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Heists own as long as you can pre-arrange a team otherwise you'll hate everything about the game forever.

Doomsday Jesus
Oct 8, 2004

Doomsday Jesus we need you now.
A little Vinewood stunt action.

http://i.imgur.com/2GGc9T9.gifv

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo
Nobody wants to join my heist setups ever. I'm struggling to do Prison Break because of this.

Is there a goon crew on PS3? Or does anyone want to help? I'm on as Pentler, no mic I'm afraid

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

thehustler posted:

Nobody wants to join my heist setups ever. I'm struggling to do Prison Break because of this.

Is there a goon crew on PS3? Or does anyone want to help? I'm on as Pentler, no mic I'm afraid

There's a goon crew thread. Also get a mic or else heisting with you will be just as bad as heisting with pubbies. I'll gladly play later on today though.

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo

santanotreal posted:

There's a goon crew thread. Also get a mic or else heisting with you will be just as bad as heisting with pubbies. I'll gladly play later on today though.

I intend to get one very soon. But thanks, maybe see you later on

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.



Problem spotted!

cka
May 3, 2004

thehustler posted:

Nobody wants to join my heist setups ever. I'm struggling to do Prison Break because of this.

Is there a goon crew on PS3? Or does anyone want to help? I'm on as Pentler, no mic I'm afraid

Still need someone? I can hop on and lend a hand with it. Was hesitant to offer help at first but according to some random gamefaqs post I can freely join other heist sessions without worrying about overwriting my own hosting progress which would suck because Samsquamsch, myself and someone else in LLJK are about 90% through the third heist.

p.s. join LLJK and get a mic

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo

cka posted:

Still need someone? I can hop on and lend a hand with it. Was hesitant to offer help at first but according to some random gamefaqs post I can freely join other heist sessions without worrying about overwriting my own hosting progress which would suck because Samsquamsch, myself and someone else in LLJK are about 90% through the third heist.

p.s. join LLJK and get a mic

Yeah I've been worried about losing All In Order progress. Mic's on the Amazon shopping list

VERY COOL MAN
Jun 24, 2011

THESE PACKETS ARE... SUMMARILY DEALT WITH
Any goons looking to get some PS4 heist action? my friends and I have difficult schedules so I've only managed to do half of one heist so far.

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

Just some vids from last night.

aardmania in the wrong place at the wrong time: http://webmshare.com/done/YL4KA

literallygary getting some instant karma: http://webmshare.com/done/QmJoa

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

Heists seem cool, got invited to the Prison Break finale and it was like an action movie. Impossible to get a group together though, been trying to do setups since they launched. Would be cool if you could hire AI heisters whos take you can't change or something. Hopefully the next update isnt too far off I guess :v:

Scyron
Aug 27, 2005

I am sure a hacker knows all about rewarding and accomplished behavior. I mean, raping a chick with some mickeys is the same is getting laid right? Same result amirite guys? Nothing like work and not having to do it and get that sweet sweet payoff. :smug:
i'll be on all day to do a heist or two from start to finish. I would like to do any other other heists that aren't prison break or humane labs, though understandable if that is all that is available.

psn= scyron57 on ps4.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Loses a lot without the chat, but I am racing to the hangar va. Jonsey who is plummeting to the ground due to his flare habit that destroyed his parachute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEt34sNEpRc

And a few accidents happened because Jay was watching porn in the control tower instead of giving us extra radar support.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1VHaC41vuI

Lasagna getting a bit grabby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_rtPg-JPLU

geeves fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Mar 15, 2015

Populon
Mar 1, 2008

What's the matter,scared?

ddddddffdfddddfddf posted:

Any goons looking to get some PS4 heist action? my friends and I have difficult schedules so I've only managed to do half of one heist so far.

I've got the same problem. I could probably do some heisting tonight if you still need help. PSN is turdfergusoniiv

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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doing even the simplest tasks with pubbies is futile. mankind is doomed.

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