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Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.


(It's true though)

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


But to me it was just another Tuesday.

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Not so ridiculous, but it made me laugh:




e:


The future is now.

Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Mar 13, 2015

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK
hehehe

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cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Istari posted:

e:


The future is now.

what a time to be alive

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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Istari posted:

e:


The future is now.

Wh-what? If it vibrates it'll mess up your photos, if it doesn't vibrate, what the hell is the point?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Istari posted:

e:


The future is now.

Finally they've solved this problem.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Istari posted:

Not so ridiculous, but it made me laugh:




e:


The future is now.

This seems more like a medical advancement than a sexual one.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Istari posted:


The future is now.

Look at it in action inside a male masturbation sex toy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP_yn73oHwo

Dr. Video Games 0081
Jan 19, 2005

Geokinesis posted:

Look at it in action inside a male masturbation sex toy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP_yn73oHwo

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Henchman of Santa posted:

This seems more like a medical advancement than a sexual one.

I was thinking this too. How long before people are doing home colonoscopies?

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

Istari posted:




e:


The future is now.

This is really only needed for butthole pics as regular phones and cameras can easily fit up a vagine.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Geokinesis posted:

Look at it in action inside a male masturbation sex toy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP_yn73oHwo

That does not look like something you should stick your dick into.

Why do people stick their dicks into this thing

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Geokinesis posted:

Look at it in action inside a male masturbation sex toy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP_yn73oHwo

well, now I am gay.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Istari posted:



The future is now.

I'll reuse my joke from the goon facebook page. So it's a selfie dick?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

I can tell it's true because that's usually what my girlfriend looks like during sex.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Frostwerks posted:

I can tell it's true because that's usually what my girlfriend looks like during sex.

I usually have this look.

Tobaccrow
Jan 21, 2008

Don't smoke, kids... Unless you have to.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

She must've grown up in a house with thin walls.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Karma Monkey posted:

I was thinking this too. How long before people are doing home colonoscopies?
You know as well as the rest of us that they are already

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

This better be a future Archer episode description I swear to God.


This better be something that turns up in a Fingerpori strip.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time

Geokinesis posted:

Look at it in action inside a male masturbation sex toy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP_yn73oHwo
:catstare:

I'm really glad I'm gay.

Squarely Circle
Jul 28, 2010

things worsen and worsen

Zephonith
Jun 25, 2008

Maybe if I actually played Mafia, I'd get a better gift from my Mafia Secret Santa. :(


Suspect Wanted for Reckless Driving

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

:catstare:

I'm really glad I'm gay.

Hmm ah yes a butt is less disgusting

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Future Wax
Feb 17, 2011

There is no inherent quantity of driving that I can increase!

Translation of the caption (from google):

"Marcus Bull had British Finn Burford residents for a week, and the two have become quite good friends."

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost

Westie
May 30, 2013



Baboon Simulator

I'm the frien.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Any chance that says something other than what it looks like?

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

NotAnArtist posted:

Any chance that says something other than what it looks like?

No, it says what you think it says. They got stupid and lazy when looking for images.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
A bunch.









Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Isn't that just Welsh?

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

John Big Booty posted:

Isn't that just Welsh?

Not enough double-ls.

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