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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

The Cosby Mysteries posted:

All of Bray's promos leading up to his debut were on another level. I wish he was still a cult leader instead of a poor mans taker.

He had the same problem then as he does now. His spooky words were gonna lead to dick.

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Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Every RAW leading up to Mania has been progressively worse, it's really cool. I think this show had two worthwhile segments in three hours.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

does Undertaker even know he's supposed to be at Mania?

They're just going to get Brian Lee

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
I still like Bray.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
i was promised sting for this raw and instead i got this fat gently caress talking at a jar for 10 minutes

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

why doesnt undertaker shoot lightning at his opponents it seems more effective than his fists

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Rand McNally posted:

Quick, someone tell me which Wawa is nearest to Canada, I want a sandwich

In Canada, we have a whole city called Wawa.

http://www.wawa.cc/

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
I still like Bray but I just started noticing those quick inhales he does between words and it's super distracting and annoying.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Yuriy posted:

i was promised sting for this raw and instead i got this fat gently caress talking at a jar for 10 minutes

congratulations on your first good post in years

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

oatgan posted:

why doesnt undertaker shoot lightning at his opponents it seems more effective than his fists

can't put fingerless gloves on lightning

DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
Very odd that there has been no HHH-Sting build up, considering that's a huge match.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Fibby Boy posted:

I still like Bray.

same

it sucks that he's had to carry this whole storyline into Wrestlemania literally on his own

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

RacistGuidingLight posted:

A year ago PSP was enthralled by his speeches and they haven't became worse since.

loving this. I know this build is bad because it's just Bray talking to himself, and that Bray's credibility has been shot thanks to lovely booking, but I'm really sick of people making GBS threads on Bray himself. His promos are still gold. I don't know how any of you can still give Stardust so much credit and treat Bray like he's poo poo just because his heat is gone.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Dango Bango posted:

Even the GDT couldn't save this Raw :(

We can only do so much man. :(

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
I think the reason Bray's promos don't seem as good is because he couldn't back them up with big, meaningful wins. The whole 'The word is diseased and I will speak the words of truth' schtick works a lot better if the person saying them can reinforce his views with force.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



ohhh poo poo y'all, they beating mtv???

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Whoa, there's going to be a chalice next week on Raw!

edit: nevermind

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003


Your cat reminds me of my cat Talon that mysteriously died last week :smith:

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Charles Gnarwin posted:

The promo he just cut now was masterful. Laser-focused and I think people will look back very fondly on it when they come to their senses.

His promos and delivery are not the problem. He's good at that poo poo. The problem is that nothing he says will or can deliver

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Brock looks bored in that shot. I can't really blame him.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
god i'm so loving excited for BILL SIMMONS

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
once again the main event starts after raw ends

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oh boy THE SPORTS GUY live on raw

DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
He's back to being Snoop Dogg? What happened to Snoop Lion?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
OH GOD NOT loving BILL SIMMONS

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007

Writer Cath posted:

In Canada, we have a whole city called Wawa.

http://www.wawa.cc/

Yeah, but gently caress northern Ontario

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

Bray owns.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
i thought it was snoop lion

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Why couldn't it just be "Special Guest Star: Snoop Dogg?" Considering that he is actually famous

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
JBL SPEAKING SENSE

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Remember when Punk smeared the ashes over his body while Heyman was going :gonk: in the background?

I so wanted to see Undertaker DESTROY Punk after that, it was gonna be so great (the match ended up being okay) but this just feels weirdly heatless.

Probably because the Undertaker was actually around for that Punk feud.

Bray having to do this whole feud alone really sucks for him. They should at least let him murder some midcarders so he at least looks strong going into the match.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

DudeDeuce posted:

He's back to being Snoop Dogg? What happened to Snoop Lion?

that's only when he's in rasta mode

he's like a transformer, with weed

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Who is Orton wrestling again? Go that guy

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

RacistGuidingLight posted:

His promos and delivery are not the problem. He's good at that poo poo. The problem is that nothing he says will or can deliver

pretty much, nothing he says matter if he never wins against anyone important and never delivers

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jiro posted:

We can only do so much man. :(



Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
bill simmons can gently caress off forever

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

SNOOP AND BILL SIMMONS?

That'll bring in some new viewers who will dislike the product as us

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
good shot at bill simmons, jbl. i agree.

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug

DudeDeuce posted:

He's back to being Snoop Dogg? What happened to Snoop Lion?

Don't know, but I hope they bring in Sasha Banks for that because he's famous and she's great.

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Randy walks his way down this ramp, his expression stays the same, does his pose up in the corner, can't think of anything more lame

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