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put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
Sneak preview of MUYBs Melbourne video:

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Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
I was expecting at least the hippo making GBS threads everywhere

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1
You don't have to suffer alone
http://www.theguardian.com/football/when-saturday-comes-blog/2013/mar/14/football-club-miserable-support-another-team

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Gough Suppressant posted:

I was expecting at least the hippo making GBS threads everywhere

No, that's the theme song for this thread

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

You Am I posted:

No, that's the theme song for this thread

so long as its not the favoured non-alcoholic refreshment.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

this guy is a bad person

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Volkerball posted:

this guy is a bad person

I dunno, I have some serious moral quibbles with teams I support. Carlton are gamblor-sponge monsters. The Bills are owned by King and Queen fracker and West Ham are probably owned by some oil baron who pays Afghanis 2 quatloos to the limb. If I submitted to my moral self I'd barrack for North.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
Yeah, North are the only victorian team who don't exist off pokie revenue. It's a pity I despise them.

I've gone off the ravens on moral grounds since they're a loving disgrace the way they handled the whole ray rice thing.

tnimark
Dec 22, 2009

TG-Chrono posted:

I dunno, I have some serious moral quibbles with teams I support.

Collingwood are the only sports team that I really support and yeah, if I was coming into the game fresh and didn't have 25 years of being a fan to fuel my goodwill towards them they wouldn't be the team I'd pick.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I like the pies jumper and i like their fans since i only see them on tv and don't have to deal with them on a daily basis getting groceries and poo poo. If there wasn't an expansion team with a guy you can argue is the greatest player of all time, I'd probably have picked them. As of now, they're my second team.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Volkerball posted:

I like the pies jumper and i like their fans since i only see them on tv and don't have to deal with them on a daily basis getting groceries and poo poo. If there wasn't an expansion team with a guy you can argue is the greatest player of all time, I'd probably have picked them. As of now, they're my second team.

"Collingwood is my second team" said no one ever

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

Volkerball posted:

I like the pies jumper and i like their fans since i only see them on tv and don't have to deal with them on a daily basis getting groceries and poo poo. If there wasn't an expansion team with a guy you can argue is the greatest player of all time, I'd probably have picked them. As of now, they're my second team.



The pies, historically, weren't the nicest club. Of course, all footy clubs, being Australian, had elements of racism, Collingwood won the prize for the worst of the lot. This banner is in reference to Michael Long (Essendon player) complaining about having racial abuse hurled at him by Collingwood players (Monkhurst?). This is literally the official club response, circa 1991~.

The other reason people hated them was because they won all the flags back in the day, but most people who were around to remember Collingwoods dominance are dead now so that's kinda moot.

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
THE AFL will trial a 15-second shot clock at the remaining NAB Challenge matches at Etihad Stadium, with a player's set-shot time counting down on the venue's scoreboard.  

In a move that could put tardy forwards on notice, a countdown clock will appear when the controlling umpire gives the player his 15-second warning.

Cud b gud

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

TG-Chrono posted:

THE AFL will trial a 15-second shot clock at the remaining NAB Challenge matches at Etihad Stadium, with a player's set-shot time counting down on the venue's scoreboard.  

In a move that could put tardy forwards on notice, a countdown clock will appear when the controlling umpire gives the player his 15-second warning.

Cud b gud

Why not just have one come up on the big screen as soon as the umpire blows the whistle/raises his arm or whatever it is they do when a mark is taken?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah I know bogans are pretty racist. That one woman getting escorted out for screaming a racial slur at Tier or something like that wasn't that long ago. But their supporters still make me laugh because they're really passionate and they look ridiculous and they don't care.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Volkerball posted:

I like the pies jumper and i like their fans since i only see them on tv and don't have to deal with them on a daily basis getting groceries and poo poo. If there wasn't an expansion team with a guy you can argue is the greatest player of all time, I'd probably have picked them. As of now, they're my second team.

Supporting Collingwood is something where you're either all in, or not at all.
Collingwood fans aren't as bad as their reputation suggests (not with Richmond having a "resurgence" and Port Adelaide continuing to exist), but they are still shocking. There's a reason every single team in the AFL has a "rivalry" with Collingwood.


TG-Chrono posted:

THE AFL will trial a 15-second shot clock at the remaining NAB Challenge matches at Etihad Stadium, with a player's set-shot time counting down on the venue's scoreboard.  

In a move that could put tardy forwards on notice, a countdown clock will appear when the controlling umpire gives the player his 15-second warning.

Cud b gud

And to think Ahmed Saad is coming back this year too.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Schlesische posted:

Supporting Collingwood is something where you're either all in, or not at all.
Collingwood fans aren't as bad as their reputation suggests (not with Richmond having a "resurgence" and Port Adelaide continuing to exist), but they are still shocking. There's a reason every single team in the AFL has a "rivalry" with Collingwood.


And to think Ahmed Saad is coming back this year too.

Maybe in Australia, but here in the US, the pies are pretty meh and you're supposed to hate Hawthorn. I get to write the rules as the pioneer.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

hiddenmovement posted:



The pies, historically, weren't the nicest club. Of course, all footy clubs, being Australian, had elements of racism, Collingwood won the prize for the worst of the lot. This banner is in reference to Michael Long (Essendon player) complaining about having racial abuse hurled at him by Collingwood players (Monkhurst?). This is literally the official club response, circa 1991~.

The other reason people hated them was because they won all the flags back in the day, but most people who were around to remember Collingwoods dominance are dead now so that's kinda moot.

Also after fans racially abused Nicky Winmar, around 93ish I think? The club presidents response was to say they would be happy to have aboriginal players "As long as they conduct themselves like white people, well, off the field, everyone will admire and respect … As long as they conduct themselves like human beings, they will be all right. That's the key."

He remained president for another 2 years.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
Seriously, gently caress Collingwood. I know some fans that I don't hate, like their supporters in this thread for example, but I loving despise them as a club.

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein
Here's what Collingwood's official club history has to say about McAlister

http://forever.collingwoodfc.com.au/the-presidents-allan-mcalister/

quote:

Allan McAlister is credited with appointing Leigh Matthews as coach.

McAlister was a key part of the club’s resurrection during the 1980s, culminating in the famous 1990 Grand Final win.

Often outspoken and at times controversial, McAlister’s tenure came to an end in 1995.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Volkerball posted:

and you're supposed to hate Hawthorn.

God bless America!

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Gough Suppressant posted:

Seriously, gently caress Collingwood. I know some fans that I don't hate, like their supporters in this thread for example, but I loving despise them as a club.

Yeah this thread helps. Tnimark and this guy



are what come to mind when I hear of pies supporters, and that's cool with me. They may have a really racist history, and a lot of the fans may be racists, but those fans get kicked out of games when they act up, and Australia is pretty racist in general. I don't read bigfooty a whole lot, but whenever people are bitching about Goodesy or someone, the avatars are really diverse. Plus the Pies reputation really falls in line with my NFL team, the Raiders, who are stereotyped as knife wielding criminals, plus the color scheme is roughly the same, so I just naturally have a soft spot for them.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Volkerball posted:

Yeah this thread helps. Tnimark and this guy



are what come to mind when I hear of pies supporters, and that's cool with me. They may have a really racist history, and a lot of the fans may be racists, but those fans get kicked out of games when they act up, and Australia is pretty racist in general. I don't read bigfooty a whole lot, but whenever people are bitching about Goodesy or someone, the avatars are really diverse. Plus the Pies reputation really falls in line with my NFL team, the Raiders, who are stereotyped as knife wielding criminals, plus the color scheme is roughly the same, so I just naturally have a soft spot for them.

You'll be seeing a lot more of that guy come June

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
What was the name of that psycho rear end outback cowboy criminal who pretended to play russian roulette with a woman interviewing him against her will as a sick joke? He had to have been a pies supporter, right?

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Volkerball posted:

are what come to mind when I hear of pies supporters, and that's cool with me. They may have a really racist history, and a lot of the fans may be racists, but those fans get kicked out of games when they act up, and Australia is pretty racist in general. I don't read bigfooty a whole lot, but whenever people are bitching about Goodesy or someone, the avatars are really diverse. Plus the Pies reputation really falls in line with my NFL team, the Raiders, who are stereotyped as knife wielding criminals, plus the color scheme is roughly the same, so I just naturally have a soft spot for them.

Think less that, think more:





Volkerball posted:

What was the name of that psycho rear end outback cowboy criminal who pretended to play russian roulette with a woman interviewing him against her will as a sick joke? He had to have been a pies supporter, right?

That would be Mark "Chopper" Reid iirc. And as far as I'm aware, he was a Collingwood fan.

Schlesische fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Mar 17, 2015

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads

Volkerball posted:

They may have a really racist history, and a lot of the fans may be racists, but those fans get kicked out of games when they act up, and Australia is pretty racist in general. I don't read bigfooty a whole lot, but whenever people are bitching about Goodesy or someone, the avatars are really diverse. Plus the Pies reputation really falls in line with my NFL team, the Raiders, who are stereotyped as knife wielding criminals, plus the color scheme is roughly the same, so I just naturally have a soft spot for them.


https://youtu.be/DHQRZXM-4xI?t=1m12s
(Possibly my favourite thing on youtube at the moment)

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Schlesische posted:

And to think Ahmed Saad is coming back this year too.

The 30 seconds is only to begin your run up, not complete it.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
someone agreed to cover my shift this friday :toot:

edit: and I just got a message that they're all out of stock of the large indigenous guernseys, so I can have a refund or a doona cover sized XL :smith:

Gough Suppressant fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Mar 17, 2015

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete

TG-Chrono posted:

I dunno, I have some serious moral quibbles with teams I support.
I was terrified after all the Essendon stuff that it would turn out that Geelong had been doping their players and I reckon I'd have stopped following them completely. It would have been gutting.

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
Meh I managed to deal with Kennett. Didn't like him much of course (and he seemed to take a fair amount of credit for the things Ian Dicker did) but anyway.

If the merger had gone ahead back in '96 I'm not entirely sure what I would've done but I would almost certainly not have followed the Dawks.

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

Shmoses posted:

I was terrified after all the Essendon stuff that it would turn out that Geelong had been doping their players and I reckon I'd have stopped following them completely. It would have been gutting.

At my last job, there was a dude who was a huge storm supporter. I got to watch his face when he found out that they had blown the salary cap to win their premierships.

Wasn't pretty.

EDIT



Bigfooty usually have really dull avatars but this was a goodun

hiddenmovement fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Mar 17, 2015

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
In some ways it has made me want to support the team even more. Not in a #standbyhird kind of way, but, yeah I really don't mind if anyone involved in the footy department at the time gets launched into the sun and they have made being an Essendon supporter really loving tough at times. But, I still support the players 100% and it's why I can't begrudge Paddy going "nope, gently caress this, I'm out", (as much as it's REALLY going to suck watching him tear us a new one in games). I still believe any ban for the players is unfair and they've been through such a loving poo poo time with this, so I really want to see them come out the other side ok. So, when this is all finally put to bed, if I can watch the team having some on field success it'll make me pretty drat happy for them.

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer
Can't seem to find a Fantasy thread. Is anyone doing Ultimate Team/Supercoach Draft and willing to share the Value Based Drafting cheat sheet for this year? I am too tight to pay $15.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Did someone say 'Collingwood'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-tyqD2oXo

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

xcore posted:

Can't seem to find a Fantasy thread. Is anyone doing Ultimate Team/Supercoach Draft and willing to share the Value Based Drafting cheat sheet for this year? I am too tight to pay $15.

It's all in the OP near the bottom.

As for cheat sheets.

http://media.foxsports.com.au/images/2015DraftCheatSheetv2.pdf
http://www.jockreynolds.com.au/category/cheat-sheets/
http://footyprophet.com/ultimate-footy-rankings/

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer

TG-Chrono posted:

As for cheat sheets.

Thanks heaps but I'm after VBD/Position Scarcity cheat sheets, not straight averages.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

:patriot: up the pies, bitch

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete

Volkerball posted:

:patriot: up the pies, bitch

gently caress I'm glad you ended up a GC fan, I don't think I could deal with an American Collingwood fan

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer

xcore posted:

Thanks heaps but I'm after VBD/Position Scarcity cheat sheets, not straight averages.

For anyone else interested, I have found this though.

http://supercoachcoach.com.au/blog/comments/supercoach-draft-reflection-and-strategy

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hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
Don't worry too much about supercoach/dreamteam until after this weekend. Wait and watch all the practice matches before bothering to spend hours nitpicking your team, you will have a far better idea of which 100k players are getting a run

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