|
The guy who won't stop talking about his authentic Hanzo steel katanas and his prune juice cleanses.
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 18:00
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 18, 2024 12:25 |
|
|
Do you think all the forehead aliens have to clean out their crinkles with a q tip like you do with one of those wrinkly dogs
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 18:05
|
|
|
naem posted:Do you think all the forehead aliens have to clean out their crinkles with a q tip like you do with one of those wrinkly dogs Fore(head)skin problems.
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 18:08
|
|
|
naem posted:Do you think all the forehead aliens have to clean out their crinkles with a q tip like you do with one of those wrinkly dogs Yes, it would be like forehead cheese. You know, similar to the stuff found under the chins and between the various folds of human fatties.
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 18:13
|
|
|
Oh hey it's the return of the gbs star trek thread, awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVc79FE5Bo
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 18:18
|
|
|
poorlifedecision posted:Sorry I didn't read the entire wiki before I made a joke. your joke was really less about star trek and more about how society is pretty fukked up these days but w/e it's all just posts every day
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 18:28
|
|
|
Farmer Crack-rear end posted:your joke was really less about star trek and more about how society is pretty fukked up these days but w/e it's all just posts every day It's like I made a joke about If Star Trek TNG were on TV now or something.
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 18:32
|
|
|
Farmer Crack-rear end posted:you know whenever people on TNG talk about "going to the arboretum" with someone, they're basically going there to gently caress, right? is that why keiko is the way she is
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 18:58
|
|
|
No. Japanese girls are loyal wives She really was just doing botany for a year on Bajor
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 19:00
|
|
|
poorlifedecision posted:Picard - Wearing a fedora and won't shut the gently caress up about how no one appreciates good tea and flute playing. I would watch this
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 19:04
|
|
|
My grandma gave me this album. It is bad.
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 19:06
|
|
|
poorlifedecision posted:Warf - Goes full Dorner in the final season after being booted out of Starfleet for excessive use of force when arresting protestors trying to stop the relocation of native peoples on a federation planet. Cornered in a shuttle and burned alive when "an errant phaser blast set to stun" started a fire in the shuttle. I could swear they did an episode like this when the show was on the air.
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 19:42
|
|
|
egon_beeblebrox posted:My grandma gave me this album. It is bad. Holy poo poo I thought it was a photoshop.
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 20:03
|
|
|
Dick Fagballzson posted:I know I'm going to piss people off by saying this, but DS9 was actually my least favorite Star Trek show. I never found the stuff with the space Nazis (Cardassians) or space Jews (Bajorans) to be interesting. And the setting of the space station was too limiting. DS9 was boring, lacked interesting characters, and took itself too seriously. Voyager, even with its massive cheesiness, was a way more entertaining show. True story. DS9 is a yawnfest and I'd rather watch Voyager any day (apart from a Nelix-heavy episode, I hate that thing).
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 21:38
|
|
|
Cosima posted:I loving hate that ugly cat man Neelix and I hate they kept trying to make Tuvok and Neelix the odd couple happen. the extreme they pushed that to is hilarious.
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 22:27
|
|
|
poorlifedecision posted:
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 22:28
|
|
|
Powercrazy posted:Goddamn TNG owns.
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 22:28
|
|
|
Zzulu posted:tbh if i was on the enterprise and they had a magical room where I could do whatever the gently caress i wanted i'd probably do some really nasty stuff in there to all the hottest people on the enterprise 'probably' lol
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 22:29
|
|
|
id punch riker for sure
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 22:32
|
|
|
TheTremendous posted:Apology accepted. I won't even complain about how you misspelled Worf's name. you mean mr. woof
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 22:34
|
|
|
Here's the best Star Trek clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcRg2RiLKzo
|
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2015 23:38
|
|
|
Tender Bender posted:Holy poo poo I thought it was a photoshop. amazon review posted:Trekkies will be especially interested in "It's a Sin (To Tell a Lie)", which features back-up vocals by LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Jonathan Frakes and Patrick Stewart, plus a recitation by Stewart. so many hearts have been broken....because.....because these words have been spoken
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 00:21
|
|
|
Tender Bender posted:Holy poo poo I thought it was a photoshop. Jesus loving Christ that's real?!
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 01:08
|
|
|
Back around 1991-1995 Star Trek was legitimately one of the biggest entertainment franchises in America. Its actors could get a lot of poo poo accomplished if they felt like it.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 04:27
|
|
|
Is voyager *really* worth watching? Tried checking it out on Netflix and fell asleep during the pilot. I'm assuming I might've been tired and it's a coincidence or it was a precursor to future viewing experiences.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 05:04
|
|
|
Kuato posted:Is voyager *really* worth watching? Tried checking it out on Netflix and fell asleep during the pilot. I'm assuming I might've been tired and it's a coincidence or it was a precursor to future viewing experiences. eh, its worth half watching at least
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 05:05
|
|
|
Kuato posted:Is voyager *really* worth watching? Tried checking it out on Netflix and fell asleep during the pilot. I'm assuming I might've been tired and it's a coincidence or it was a precursor to future viewing experiences. Not really, unless you're looking for generic sci-fi pablum. In that case it's pretty good.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 05:07
|
|
|
Kuato posted:Is voyager *really* worth watching? Tried checking it out on Netflix and fell asleep during the pilot. I'm assuming I might've been tired and it's a coincidence or it was a precursor to future viewing experiences. I'm that rare person who actually liked Voyager. Having said that, if you didn't like the pilot you probably won't like the rest of the show as it is pretty much more of the same.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 05:16
|
|
|
Kuato posted:Is voyager *really* worth watching? Tried checking it out on Netflix and fell asleep during the pilot. I'm assuming I might've been tired and it's a coincidence or it was a precursor to future viewing experiences. Ultimately no, Voyager is not worth watching. That's not to say it's all bad or there aren't nuggets of a much better show peeking its head out of the poo poo, but in the broadest terms it's considered the worst Star Trek show for good reasons.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 05:32
|
|
|
Kuato posted:Is voyager *really* worth watching? Tried checking it out on Netflix and fell asleep during the pilot. I'm assuming I might've been tired and it's a coincidence or it was a precursor to future viewing experiences. If you're desperate for more trek then you may as well but it's comfort viewing at best. Some episodes are great but you'll wqde through so much poo poo, too.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 05:45
|
|
|
ChickenRiceNPeas posted:I'm that rare person who actually liked Voyager. voyager ruled https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKAL_219oH8
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 06:16
|
|
|
pants cat posted:True story. DS9 is a yawnfest and I'd rather watch Voyager any day (apart from a Nelix-heavy episode, I hate that thing). The one where Nelix was going to kill himself was actually really good.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 06:21
|
|
|
Voyager is worth it only because of the doctor and 7 of 9. For whatever reason the writers were TERRIBLE but did excellent at writing for those two characters. They're also the best actors on the series. By a large margin. Edit: in fact maybe a Google search will result in a list of episode that focus on those two. Watch that list.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 13:02
|
|
|
Kuato posted:Is voyager *really* worth watching? Tried checking it out on Netflix and fell asleep during the pilot. I'm assuming I might've been tired and it's a coincidence or it was a precursor to future viewing experiences. Imagine Battlestar Galactica but with a psychopath running a ship full of heavily sedated psychopaths and every episode is the hosed up Battlestar Galactica finale. Remember how they figured out the only way to survive was to co-exist with Cylons, and then the big metal Cylons flew away and then they destroyed all records of the Cylons existing and then probably killed thousands of people within the first week of landing on Earth? And then we skipped to present day Earth, and what a loving shock it didn't loving work because we're making Cylons again and don't know that this killed everybody the last time we did it. That's Voyager. Yaos fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Mar 18, 2015 |
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 15:12
|
|
|
Did anyone else play Voyager Elite Force?
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 15:22
|
|
|
Hello Captain Janeway. We know you lost an expensive, experimental ship. We know you enlisted terrorists and criminals as your crew. You violated more Starfleet regulations than we care to mention but congratulations, you're an Admiral now. Which, given the history of Admirals in Starfleet, kinda makes sense.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 15:23
|
|
|
The Maquis turned out to be alright, except for the one that stole Voyager and left them all to die on a barren planet. And hey, who hasn't violated the Prime Directive a couple of dozen times?
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 15:25
|
|
|
Actually, the Prime Directive is kind of poo poo. Like, if you see an asteroid that's headed right for an inhabited planet, you're not supposed to phaser it because I guess those people should've invented spaceships faster or something.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 15:28
|
|
|
this thread smells like redshirt
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 15:28
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 18, 2024 12:25 |
|
|
Volcott posted:Actually, the Prime Directive is kind of poo poo. Like, if you see an asteroid that's headed right for an inhabited planet, you're not supposed to phaser it because I guess those people should've invented spaceships faster or something. i dont think thats how it works
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2015 15:30
|
|