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BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.


If anyone needs an extra for heists sent me a PSN message, I've done them all.

Edit: GOD DAMNIT! I got a heist invite from Ranacher and when I accepted it Ranacher was not in the room and the owner immediately hit go. Help me, I'm trapped!

They need to fix this poo poo.

BitBasher fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Mar 18, 2015

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chopbustabrown
Sep 14, 2011

I AM THE HEAT MISER

Reverse Centaur posted:

Someone was making dashboard messages pop up so much during tense heist stuff that I had to unfriend him. I prefer in-game invites.

I'm sorry if that was me I am terribly impatient and will from now on seek to only invite through dashboard once or twice

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!

SisterFister posted:

I can never get a good pic of the whole garage. Lime green and salmon pink 4 lyfe



The wing on that kuruma! :getin:

Quasipox
Sep 6, 2008

Don't know if this is exactly what people are looking for, but the only way I've found to send PSN level invites is by going to either the Crew or Friends menu and selecting someone and hit "Send Invite". That's the only way I've ever been able to join friends in private lobbies.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

SisterFister posted:

I can never get a good pic of the whole garage. Lime green and salmon pink 4 lyfe



My condolences to whoever vomited digested skittles bile all over your garage.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR


Ain't no party like a CatFoxLadycopDouche in the shitter party

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
That cat mask :stare:

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

Songbearer posted:

That cat mask :stare:

:catstare:

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
drat I need to get into more heists.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Slim Killington posted:

Ain't no party like a CatFoxLadycopDouche in the shitter party

I was kinda surprised R* Socialclub let me include the word "douche" in there considering their very inconsistent filters. :v:

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

I picked a female character because why not? Plus I like being called every thing squeakers can think of. Many times I'll just reply with a text "<3"


Strafing is so much easier in the hydra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szkqEX_whyY

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


The last heist payoff is such a bitch. i wish they would have accounted for pop-in and such when coding the mission design.

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drv_EQksq6Q

Pubbies are awesome! Since that video I have added a Sad Clown horn to that vehicle for just such occasions.

BitBasher fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Mar 18, 2015

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:
Anyone wanna try and get cop uniforms together?

Add CuteAsHeck on PSN and i'll send you pictures of my wiener or whatever

Loser_Rex
Apr 14, 2006

Spidercock? Here?

Cute as heck posted:

Anyone wanna try and get cop uniforms together?

Add CuteAsHeck on PSN and i'll send you pictures of my wiener or whatever

PS3 or 4?

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

Cuatro

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

BitBasher posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drv_EQksq6Q

Pubbies are awesome! Since that video I have added a Sad Clown horn to that vehicle for just such occasions.

Hahaha, nice. Just need to be able to stick a middle finger out of vehicles as you drive away to complete this perfectly.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


13 person race around the horse track, half on dirtbikes, half in cars. one guy in a monster truck/ half way through some of the cars turn around and gun for the bikes.

pretty much the most fun thing ever

I slipped through in the last checkpoint and won some how, but the whole thing was chaos.

gileadexile
Jul 20, 2012

Hey everyone, I've not been ignoring your invites, I work nights and my wife watches Netflix on the PS4 while I sleep, so yeah, not ignoring, sleeping!

Oglogoth
May 16, 2010

Daaaaarling~
Any heists happening? I'm on PS4 as Demonlord15.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Oglogoth posted:

Any heists happening? I'm on PS4 as Demonlord15.

i'm on ps4 and down for whatever as powerswift.

shep
Aug 31, 2003

I am sad because I am stuck with no bacon in the middle of the ocean.
team racecar and team useless 4 lyf

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Whoever Jokerfish is, cheers for the heist run earlier this afternoon. The Fleeca Bank never knew what hit them. Also paper bag masks are the best :allears:.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Whoever Jokerfish is,

He's finny and funny and oh-so-delish

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Rad Valtar posted:

drat I need to get into more heists.

You need to let me smash your shiny sports car into the highway divider with an Insurgent a few more time

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Some reddit pubbie just couldn't stand the fact that he might get beaten by a Hearse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiInq5ywG9g


Edit: You can get discounts by using real lifeinvader site http://www.lifeinvader.com/ to stalk people.



Would have been nice to save 300k on the Hydra

geeves fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Mar 18, 2015

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo
Thanks to the few goons who added me. Gonna join LLJK tonight and try and invite some of you to do Prison Break.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
I just saw a .gif of someone standing on a bus and shooting at people while it drove away. Is car surfing a thing you can do now? I swear you used to automatically ragdoll when vehicles got up to speed.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Songbearer posted:

I just saw a .gif of someone standing on a bus and shooting at people while it drove away. Is car surfing a thing you can do now? I swear you used to automatically ragdoll when vehicles got up to speed.

Buses, Boxtrucks, tractor trailers, all you can ride on the top and have been able to since probably the beginning. You can even do stunt jumps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y03w9Gir_wE

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Good times running the Humane Labs Heist with Fat__Batman, Dancinguy and Bisticlz last night.

Just want to say if you aren't playing these on hard when you have a team of people with mics or at the very least, you're doing yourself a disservice. It's really not that hard so long as your whole team communicates and isn't stone loving stupid.

Handsome Ralph fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Mar 18, 2015

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
Big video dump incoming.

First what happens when you bring a bike to a heist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PidU8N9WYgg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neXNwe68vR8

Brightman decides the road isnt good enough for him and Bisticlz and me try to help him out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STj6rPOlYWU

stupid drivers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJEUbN1RRmI

And lastly me and Bisticlz decide to use bikes as ramps:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C7DV_57S7M

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

Rad Valtar posted:

And lastly me and Bisticlz decide to use bikes as ramps:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C7DV_57S7M

I did this, but when I ran over the bike it exploded and the van caught on fire. Almost exactly where you are in that video in fact. It didnt go out until I made the turn for the lighthouse either.

Brightman
Feb 24, 2005

I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.

Rad Valtar posted:

Brightman decides the road isnt good enough for him and Bisticlz and me try to help him out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STj6rPOlYWU

Yeah, I still feel bad about that. I was tired and also looking behind me to see if Bisticlz made the sharp turn. It does look like I decided "gently caress this road" at the last moment, ah well.

edit:

Rad Valtar posted:

stupid drivers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJEUbN1RRmI

And lastly me and Bisticlz decide to use bikes as ramps:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C7DV_57S7M
Observant goons will notice that I'm driving the Technical in these, also if I had had a better view of those motorcycle ramps I would've been really nervous, drat. Ending out the heist all Michael Bay like.

Brightman fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Mar 18, 2015

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
That heist was pretty meh so we had to spice it up ourselves.

Oglogoth
May 16, 2010

Daaaaarling~
Anyone looking to heist on PS4? I passed out last night after posting :(

Brightman
Feb 24, 2005

I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.

Rad Valtar posted:

That heist was pretty meh so we had to spice it up ourselves.

When you think about it the heist itself is really all the setup missions. I particularly liked the first one with the yacht, but even then at least 2 of those were basically copies of story missions.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012
Basically all of Trevor's heist is just a copy of story missions. Not that I mind for the most part since they're still fun, but that means only 1 or two of the heists are actually new ideas.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

geeves posted:

Some reddit pubbie just couldn't stand the fact that he might get beaten by a Hearse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiInq5ywG9g


Sad trombone really makes that video.

gently caress pubbies.

Ceive
Dec 19, 2006

thank pizza skeltal


Please don't discriminate against my plain white Sanchez. I worked hard to get that bike in there and you didn't even show me smoking up the place with sick nasty donuts.

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Wee Bairns posted:

Sad trombone really makes that video.

gently caress pubbies.

It's why I hate races (and the amount of them you have to do to get unlocks). I try to race clean most of the time but inevitably there's always one or two retarded pubbies that are constantly trying to PITT Maneuver people instead of just race like normal.

But Sad Trombone really made that video :haw:

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