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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Hey guys you know why they stopped calling it Kentucky Fried Chicken and started calling it KFC right.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Arcsquad12 posted:

Lovely spam, wonderful spam spam spam spam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka21UZUBgSY

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Someone told me about that urban legend with a straight face and total sincerity, and I had no idea how to respond.

I'm gonna start a "popular food X is secretly made of awful thing!" urban myth.

You know Wyler's bouillon cubes? They're made of dried and compressed cow farts. If you look at the label, it doesn't say "Ingredients: cow farts" because they exploited a loophole in the FDA's rules about disclosing non-food ingredients.

It might not be an urban myth exactly:
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/484/doppelgangers

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

They couldn't confirm that it had never been done, but the part of the myth where literally every restaurant does this to save money and you've been eating pig rectums your whole life certainly isn't true.

edit: have a Twinkie Dog

GOTTA STAY FAI has a new favorite as of 14:35 on Mar 18, 2015

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

They couldn't confirm that it had never been done, but the part of the myth where literally every restaurant does this to save money and you've been eating pig rectums your whole life certainly isn't true.

edit: have a Twinkie Dog


Those have been around for more than 25 years :colbert:

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

axolotl farmer posted:

Those have been around for more than 25 years :colbert:



Yes, but that was spray cheese and not canned cake frosting.

I mean, both are awful, just in different ways.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

bamhand posted:

Pizza has a ton of bad carbs unless you get some special flour for the dough. It's like eating white bread with some veggies and cheese added. It's not AWFUL for you but far from good.

Please tell us more about ~bad carbs~:allears:

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
Do you mean pretty much every diet/nutrition study done in the past few years that encourage people to eat whole grains over processed starches and sugar? Because the general consensus is the former is better than the latter.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

They couldn't confirm that it had never been done, but the part of the myth where literally every restaurant does this to save money and you've been eating pig rectums your whole life certainly isn't true.

edit: have a Twinkie Dog


It's not every restaurant, but I'm sure that somewhere like Olive Garden isn't exactly auditing their suppliers that closely.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Can't entirely discount spam because if you batter and fry them, you get the best food on earth, spam fritters.



Spam is seriously good but it is seriously expensive. Sorry Spam but I am not paying a premium for meat that comes in a can on a shelf.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



This was a "dish" I had often as a kid, I don't know if anyone else ever made it or it was some bizarro recipe that was in my family.

It's macaroni, tomato juice, and a bit of butter to taste. Photo courtesy of my cousin who decided to revive it a few weeks ago.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it
my Grandfather described spam as "saved my life during the war" speaking of WW2 and ate it till he died. he could make a mean meal with it.

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:



This was a "dish" I had often as a kid, I don't know if anyone else ever made it or it was some bizarro recipe that was in my family.

It's macaroni, tomato juice, and a bit of butter to taste. Photo courtesy of my cousin who decided to revive it a few weeks ago.

Does it contain soap too?

Sierra Nevadan
Nov 1, 2010

Looks like watery beefaroni.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

bamhand posted:

Does it contain soap too?

Came to post this. Looks like straight up soap bubbles.

The Battle Axe
Mar 30, 2011


Picnic Princess posted:



This was a "dish" I had often as a kid, I don't know if anyone else ever made it or it was some bizarro recipe that was in my family.

It's macaroni, tomato juice, and a bit of butter to taste. Photo courtesy of my cousin who decided to revive it a few weeks ago.

This is similar to something my family makes, except instead of juice we use canned tomatoes (self-canned, not store bought) and pepper to taste. It's good food on a cold day, easy to make, and it is delicious :colbert:

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Okay, this is going to sound ridiculous, but I was watching QI and heard a mention of "wasp fudge". I tried googling around about it just to see what that might be, and I just found a couple things saying it is an old school rural UK recipe. Anybody know anything about it?

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

blunt for century posted:

Okay, this is going to sound ridiculous, but I was watching QI and heard a mention of "wasp fudge". I tried googling around about it just to see what that might be, and I just found a couple things saying it is an old school rural UK recipe. Anybody know anything about it?


3 cups of white sugar
3/4 cup butter or margarine
2/3 evaporated milk (or 1/2 cup milk + 1/8 cup whipping cream)
6 oz chocolate chips
7 oz marshmallow fluff (a jar is 7.5oz, but some of the goo just won’t come off the sides)
1 tsp vanilla
1/2 cup peanut butter

—–

Lightly grease a 9×13 pan with butter or margarine.
Combine 1 1/2 cups of sugar, 6T of butter (margarine), 1/3 cup of milk in a heavy-bottomed saucepan; bring to a full boil stirring constantly.
Continue boiling for 4 minutes. Keep stirring or it will scorch. This is not good.
Remove from heat, stir in the chocolate until it’s melted, then add half of the marshmallow fluff and the vanilla Stir until well-blended.
Pour and spread into the pan as evenly as possible.
Repeat steps 2 through 4, but with peanut butter instead of chocolate chips, and without adding vanilla. (I don’t bother to clean the saucepan in between times)
Spread peanut butter mixture over chocolate layer.
Cool at room temperature.
While the fudge is cooling, scrape the saucepan clean with a rubber spatula, applying the fudge detritus to face in unladylike fashion. (Seriously, this is my favourite bowl/pot-scraping recipe of all.)

Weezy Baby
May 20, 2007

The Battle Axe posted:

This is similar to something my family makes, except instead of juice we use canned tomatoes (self-canned, not store bought) and pepper to taste. It's good food on a cold day, easy to make, and it is delicious :colbert:

my dad makes this all the time, with added ground beef. he calls it marzetti. delicious indeed

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Picnic Princess posted:



This was a "dish" I had often as a kid, I don't know if anyone else ever made it or it was some bizarro recipe that was in my family.

It's macaroni, tomato juice, and a bit of butter to taste. Photo courtesy of my cousin who decided to revive it a few weeks ago.

Juice? I'd be on board if it was tomato soup, at least. Then ya just got spaghetti-Os.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Hasters posted:

It's not every restaurant, but I'm sure that somewhere like Olive Garden isn't exactly auditing their suppliers that closely.

I imagine somewhere like Olive Garden would be scrupulous about sourcing their supplies because if it came out that their calamari was actually reclaimed pork parts it would cause a storm of outrage and bad PR that would take years to overcome.

The local greasy spoon or fish n chip shop on the other hand, would be much more likely to buy a box of 'kalamari style food rings' if the price was right because even if their customers found out who cares?

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Picnic Princess posted:



This was a "dish" I had often as a kid, I don't know if anyone else ever made it or it was some bizarro recipe that was in my family.

It's macaroni, tomato juice, and a bit of butter to taste. Photo courtesy of my cousin who decided to revive it a few weeks ago.

You too? Practically grew up on this.

Think my tatebuds might be broken though because I sometimes still eat it. Because it's cheap as poo poo to make and doens't taste terrible.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

RaspberryCommie posted:

You too? Practically grew up on this.

Think my tatebuds might be broken though because I sometimes still eat it. Because it's cheap as poo poo to make and doens't taste terrible.

Mixing canned soups with batch of pasta is actually "advanced cooking" compared what most people thing is cuisine. The Soylent threads in GBS has proven that internet nerds actually think a second of food prep is some unobtainable goal and they are forced to chug cumshakes as an alternative despite the vastly superior alternatives out there.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

cobalt impurity posted:

Juice? I'd be on board if it was tomato soup, at least. Then ya just got spaghetti-Os.

Totally. It was watery bland tomato flavoured macaroni water.

RaspberryCommie posted:

You too? Practically grew up on this.

Think my tatebuds might be broken though because I sometimes still eat it. Because it's cheap as poo poo to make and doens't taste terrible.

I'd rather just go the Canadian route and eat some Kraft Dinner with ketchup. Same basic concept but tastier because it's not watered down and also has a flavour somewhat resembling cheese mixed in.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
If you're going to mix something into mac and cheese it should be chilli.
:colbert:

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

El Estrago Bonito posted:

If you're going to mix something into mac and cheese it should be chilli.
:colbert:

This is the anti-food porn thread. Not the "Actually good advice" thread.

RaspberryCommie has a new favorite as of 11:55 on Mar 19, 2015

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

pentyne posted:

Mixing canned soups with batch of pasta is actually "advanced cooking" compared what most people thing is cuisine. The Soylent threads in GBS has proven that internet nerds actually think a second of food prep is some unobtainable goal and they are forced to chug cumshakes as an alternative despite the vastly superior alternatives out there.

It ain't just Internet nerds, dude--there are tons of people in the real world that literally do not know how to make boxed mac & cheese, rice, pasta, etc. You probably encounter at least one of these people every day. Asking one of them to add a can of soup or chili to the mac & cheese after preparing it would be like asking him or her to solve the Pompeiu problem. :smith:

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
I once saw on a life hacks account that the following is an advanced recipe to make gourmet cuisine:

Cook chicken.
Warm up frozen broccoli.
Cook pasta.
Mix everything together with jar of alfredo sauce.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

You know i think everyone's glossing over the true horror of that lowrent barfaroni

''Butter to taste''

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I went on a cooking course hoping to learn some skills beyond usual kitchen skills. That's when I discovered stuff like making a basic white sauce from scratch etc is considered advanced by most people. There was someone there who was shocked to discover you can make bolognese sauce from actual tomatoes, and not just from a jar of pre-prepared sauce.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
That's just a literal translation of the Chinese characters. It actually says pasta with tomato sauce and ground meat.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Can't entirely discount spam because if you batter and fry them, you get the best food on earth, spam fritters.



There's something wrong with your spam musubi. :colbert:


efc:

:gonk:

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
:catstare:

Something tells me that's not the first buttered oreo that person has had.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Is that butter or cheese dip?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Ignimbrite posted:

:catstare:

Something tells me that's not the first buttered oreo that person has had.

I think it's like, nacho "cheez" sauce. I'm not sure if that's worse or better than butter. Both are pretty :stonk:

E: f,b

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Is that oreo frosted too?

PeachHat!
Nov 27, 2009

Spider-Man LOVES milk!

Pomp posted:

Is that oreo frosted too?

Oh, my sweet summer children. I was poor and in college once, so I recognize the labels but I promise you I never, EVER, did this myself. But I'm pretty sure what you're seeing is this:



Dunked in this:



And there is no god.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
had my first and last cinnabon yesterday. I've been diagnosed with diabetes consequently

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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"0g trans fat!" :haw:

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