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If you are growing a vet beard and don't aspire to look like a ptsd addled hobo then you are wrong.
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Mike-o posted:I'm at the VA for my back right now and I just heard someone in here un-ironically say thanks Obama Idgi. So they were thanking Obama? You expect people to thank Obama in the VA? gently caress you I get what he's saying, I'm just being a dick
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Mar 20, 2015 10:10
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I'm gonna admit it- I don't grow the vet beard anymore. Every couple of weeks to maybe a month and a half I cut the crop down to stubble and start anew. I was told I'm "too intense" of a "person" when my personality coupled with a truly righteous vet beard like Spongebob or RL's. But I ain't been put in the back of a cop car trying to open a checking account since the change to no beard so perhaps there is something to it. 
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Mar 20, 2015 10:18
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Genocide Tendency posted:If you are growing a vet beard and don't aspire to look like a ptsd addled hobo then you are wrong. Mine had gotten pretty squirrelly a couple days ago, so I had the lady at the peluquería clipper it down to a #4. Never Again.
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Mar 20, 2015 13:12
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Pretty cool watching folks evolve into hipsters.
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Mar 20, 2015 13:23
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Pretty cool watching folks evolve into hipsters.
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Mar 20, 2015 13:46
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I hope you all get face lice.
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Mar 20, 2015 14:00
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Cole posted:This is a before and after when a guy uses beard balm. Or, you know, you could just brush it.
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Mar 20, 2015 14:12
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Next thing you know, they are all in skinny jeans and flannel shirts.
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Mar 20, 2015 14:13
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Mr. Nice! posted:Or, you know, you could just brush it. -someone who has never had a nice beard
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Mar 20, 2015 14:21
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I hope you all get face lice. wow insanely rude
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Mar 20, 2015 15:26
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im the rude dude with a tude suck my dick from the back
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Mar 20, 2015 15:29
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you saying you want rear end in a top hat lice then 
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Mar 20, 2015 15:32
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If you live somewhere with indoor plumbing and your beard is longer than 3 inches, you're probably the absolute worst kind of person.
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Mar 20, 2015 16:14
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Booblord Zagats posted:If you live somewhere with indoor plumbing and your beard is longer than 3 inches, you're probably not in the military so you're probably not the worst kind of person by default.
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Mar 20, 2015 16:17
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USMC503 posted:Idgi. So they were thanking Obama? It was in regards to some poo poo playing on the TV in the waiting room. Just thought it was funny because I've never heard someone say that with no irony. Stop being a dick t  Also yeah I had a thought yesterday that the difference between a give no fucks beard and a groomed beard is being a hipster. I think I'll just stick to brushing.
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Mar 20, 2015 16:38
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Pretty cool watching folks evolve into hipsters. Sometimes girlfriend prefers I not look like the unabomber. That's about the only time I bother waxing up the beard. I mean, I love walking around looking like a complete nutcase with my hair doing whatever it wants, in those boots, wearing my gold star "I pooped today" shirt. Girlfriend doesn't appreciate it quite as much.
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Mar 20, 2015 16:40
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shaved my beard off about a week ago
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Mar 20, 2015 16:44
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I'll pretty much never grow a beard again probably. Oh well.
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Mar 20, 2015 16:58
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I keep mine between 5/8 and 3/4 inch. And neck hair is NOT okay. Growing a real beard doesn't mean you can have a neck beard. Shave that poo poo right below your jaw line.
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Mar 20, 2015 17:09
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I'm just hiding my slide into fatness. Beard makes the double chin harder to see.
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Mar 20, 2015 17:26
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:I keep mine between 5/8 and 3/4 inch. And neck hair is NOT okay. Growing a real beard doesn't mean you can have a neck beard. Shave that poo poo right below your jaw line. Proper
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Mar 20, 2015 17:27
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Fart Sandwiches posted:I'm just hiding my slide into fatness. Beard makes the double chin harder to see. Drink less and you'll lose weight 
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Mar 20, 2015 17:35
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Beards are dumb looking, but if you want people to think you're in a Mumford & Sons cover band go right for it then.
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Mar 20, 2015 17:59
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Another wrong opinion from holly bloops.
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Mar 20, 2015 18:07
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Mike-o posted:Another wrong opinion from holly bloops. how's your fleet foxes-inspired garage band doing?
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Mar 20, 2015 18:10
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Suck dick, do bake sales, be around important people, get promoted
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Mar 20, 2015 18:11
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:wow insanely rude the_irony_cat.img
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Mar 20, 2015 18:12
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I don't even know wtf that is. Still love you holly 
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Mar 20, 2015 18:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM
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Mar 20, 2015 18:22
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Mike-o posted:I don't even know wtf that is. Still love you holly 
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Mar 20, 2015 18:23
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I've got a long beard and wear flannel. They're not skinny jeans I'm just fat okay
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Mar 20, 2015 18:39
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Mike-o posted:I don't even know wtf that is. Still love you holly You're probably talking about the cover band accusation but here's some Fleet Foxes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRfBqoGVFXc This was my pooping track in Iraq
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Mar 20, 2015 18:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiOW0A0qrmA
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Mar 20, 2015 18:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA
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Mar 20, 2015 19:24
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Vasudus posted:I'll pretty much never grow a beard again probably. Oh well. It's okay little Vetnochio, you'll be a real civilian someday. Pappa Shimetto will make a beard for you! I know you were getting retired when I was re-enlisting and have had your civilian game on lockdown for a hot minute, I just wanted to use Vetnochio when I thought of it. .
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Mar 20, 2015 20:12
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Mr. Nice! posted:Or, you know, you could just brush it. Yeah, that doesn't do a whole lot. I have a stupid unkempt Irish red beard to go with my stupid unkempt brown hair. At best I look homeless, the rest of the time it's more like Robin Williams in Jumanji. Godholio fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Mar 20, 2015 |
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Mar 20, 2015 20:28
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Works for my beard. I don't do anything special. I just shampoo/condition it when I shower like any other hair on my head.
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Mar 20, 2015 20:33
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Not all of us have silky smooth beard hair from whatever genetic stock is known for being greasy and naturally shiny. Some of us need poo poo to keep our beards in line. Just combing mine doesn't do poo poo unless I comb up and out and look like a real hobo.
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Irish beard does what Irish beard wants. It has a mind of its own.
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