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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i blame the snail banking pig personally

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
the pump is cavitating

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


lots of good butt stories itt

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.
are the old threads archived? I want to go relive the crash and bitcoiner despair via ...! word dumps

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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uh, you'll have to be more specific...

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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feb 2014-aug 2014 here:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3606857

aug 2014-oct 2014 here:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3656238

anything older requires archive/search and i haven't bootstrapped myself enough yet to get those

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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http://motherboard.vice.com/read/buying-immortality-with-bitcoins

Buying Immortality With Bitcoins

quote:

Bitcoiners and transhumanists are cut from the same cloth.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The same delusional piece of cloth.

poik007
Aug 16, 2006
Thinks Mother 3 is the best game ever
being immortal is solved already, it's in the wiki

implement the solution you say? Not me, I'm an ideas guy, tip me at buts2340d2d3hitlers8347 if you liked my ideas

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

atlas is already immortal

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

atlas is already immortal

it was the secret purpose of the woolong device all along

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Erenthal posted:

it was the secret purpose of the woolong device all along

aint nothin to gently caress with

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


Sentient Data posted:

that greek-worded facebook likker.




Azathoth posted:

isn't he like legit crazy? is there a chance this is true or is he just off his meds?

possibly

this is him



he also lost something like 40000 make believe dollars in the instacoin "hack"

the one that got the first grey thread closed

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


also that picture is from a bitcoin convention not some fetish meet up

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

Greyhawk posted:

bitcoin convention - fetish meet up

you just repeated yourself?

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

surebet posted:

uh, you'll have to be more specific...

guess I should've said one of the crashes

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



quote:

Factom

“Factom does practically nothing,” CEO and lead developer Paul Snow is fond of saying. Instead, it provides a service that other dapps can utilize to keep and authenticate records.

Ever digital image, sound, video, document or file of any kind can be broken down into numerical data (1s and 0s, if you dig deep enough). Factom uses a distributed network of servers to collect and put them through a hash function, a mathematical process that combines and converts them into a single numerical value. This is then inserted into the Bitcoin blockchain via a transaction.

In math, the same input into a function always results in the same output, just like 1 plus 1 is always 2 in the traditional (base 10) system. You can’t inverse a hash function and get your data back from the hash value, but if somebody doctors and provides false data, you will find out when its hash value produced by Factom fails to equate to the original.

This allows you to protect against financial fraud and embezzlement, preserve old cryptocurrencies that have lost their mining power, or secure the Internet of Things on the blockchain without bloating it to an enormous size. Making these entries to the blockchain requires Entry Credits, which only Factoids can produce.

Unless you’re running a Factom server–which get rewarded for their service–you’ll need to buy some Factoids (or Entry Credits, if you don’t want to touch cryptocurrency) before you can get to hashing. Just like AMPs increase in value as more users join the Synereo network, Factoids will increase in value as more people want to use Factom’s service, making them a potential speculative opportunity.

The Factoid ICO starts March 31st at 3 PM UTC, and lasts for 45 days. As many initial tokens will be generated as users or speculators are willing to buy during that period. The process will occur on the Koinify platform, which gives Factom the coins 1/3 at a time as they complete milestones like the deployment of their beta client, their front end and first serves, and finally a functional network.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
i hate this future

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
i'd rather live in this future where people keep trying dumb cyberpunk poo poo and failing hilariously than in a future where they succeed

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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im not pro tier infosec like some of you guys but isn't this just a dude charging money to keep a file name and md5 in the cloud the blockchain?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

surebet posted:

im not pro tier infosec like some of you guys but isn't this just a dude charging money to keep a file name and md5 in the cloud the blockchain?

yes. and this will protect you from fraud and embezzlement somehow.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



surebet posted:

im not pro tier infosec like some of you guys but isn't this just a dude charging money to keep a file name and md5 in the cloud the blockchain?

yep, also has never heard of hash collisions apparently

quote:

In math, the same input into a function always results in the same output, just like 1 plus 1 is always 2 in the traditional (base 10) system. You can’t inverse a hash function and get your data back from the hash value, but if somebody doctors and provides false data, you will find out when its hash value produced by Factom fails to equate to the original.

Better class of diagram than the Synereo white paper

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
cryptographic signing 101

but with bitcoin

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



kept reading that company name as fatcom and I don't think I'm going to stop now that I've noticed my error which also seems appropriate because bitcoin

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

TVarmy posted:

nothing like a failed pump to start the dumping.

please stop talking about my sex life

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


jre posted:

yep, also has never heard of hash collisions apparently


Better class of diagram than the Synereo white paper


at least they bought the art work this time around

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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jre posted:

yep, also has never heard of hash collisions apparently


Better class of diagram than the Synereo white paper


if i read this right it's a self-serve service, so screw hash collisions, i can't wait to see someone flipping in the file index trying to find which version of bitcoinipo.doc is actually his

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2zl7yz/please_if_we_dont_stop/
Please. If we don't stop. (self.darknetmarkets)
submitted 1 day ago by lwf770

I know we are all angry. But if we do not stop what we're doing in this sub currently this sub will get shut down by reddit. Do not let your anger over what has happened cause us to lose this community. The moderators are deleting as fast as they can. If we continue the path we are on it will not be long before reddit decides we are a liability.


MrRonBangtin 28 points 1 day ago
Am I reading of this correctly?!?

The folks who have thumbed their noses at LE, Federal Law, ISP TOS, the rules of the USPS, and generally take a gently caress all attitude to the realities that are involved in the drug game, are now being reigned in by the neck beard oligarchy of the Reddit Admins! That is rich! You have way more to lose than a username kids!

Everyone thinks Omar Little is Bad rear end until he walks off with your cash and drugs!

I cannot believe that a market born of Fraud (and a Fed Honeypot) would be untrustable?!?/s

For the Short Sighted a piece of advice. Once you all drop your dough into Agora because you now have nowhere else to go, it will be hard for them to NOT run with your money too.

Most lotto winners take the lump sump payout, not the yearly option. It is human nature, so careful with your next move.

_Colorado_ 17 points 23 hours ago
Yea, reddit is run by a bunch of huge pussies. It is a shame we follow their rules at all. We could just jack the reddit source code and put up a clone for the purpose of having a darknet subreddit without their poo poo rules.

-CO

DNMd 6 points 23 hours ago
I've always wondered why we didn't just start our own

groovybrewski 9 points 23 hours ago
Because every site we set up gets seized.

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.


fat com? fact con? fud cam?

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > bitcoin: every site we set up gets seized.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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look at all these idiots who just gave up on the idea of owning a house, taking on a loan or investing in something else than hodling

http://www.businessinsider.com/mill...ab8ea212e8b4568

[–]SoCo_cpp 1 point 20 minutes ago
Banks no longer provide a service to the majority of the population. They just add unneeded fees and limitations. Plenty of alternatives exist that are more ideal for the majority of the population who are not super rich or business owners.

[–]theonevortex 1 point 6 minutes ago
Of course millennials don't want to use banks any more. I mean why can I send an email instantly anywhere in the world to anywhere else in the world, and even have real time audio/video communication via skype, but if I want to send $1000 to Germany from the US I have to pay 20% fee and wait 2 weeks. It's because the legacy banking system was not built for the internet and has no hope of ever competing with crypto currency.

[–]odd_phase -1 points an hour ago
I want this number to be higher. And we should definitely get motivated. No revolution was won sitting around complaining. We should not assume those who have power are going to sit by and watch people even the playing field. Evidence of this fact can be seen in the net neutrality issue. We have to be active.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

QuarkJets posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > bitcoin: every site we set up gets seized.

yessssssssssssss

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Koinify 2015

Herman Merman
Jul 6, 2008

surebet posted:

if i read this right it's a self-serve service, so screw hash collisions, i can't wait to see someone flipping in the file index trying to find which version of bitcoinipo.doc is actually his

aren't hash collisions astronomically unlikely happen on their own and practically impossible to engineer if you use a decent cryptographic hash?

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Herman Merman posted:

if you use a decent cryptographic hash?

Remember this is bitcoiners implementing this,

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
you'd think they'd be good at that stuff since satoshi invented cryptography

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boxturret posted:

you'd think they'd be good at that stuff since satoshi invented cryptography

To be fair they have developed a lot of interesting applications for it since it was invented 6 years ago. Stuff that previously was unheard of. Like you can use the blockchain to authenticate yourself, or to make sure that a file has not been tampered with, and so on. THIS IS HUGE! And everybody in the world can do it for free as long as you pay a small fee and no more that 600k or people use it once each day. Otherwise you can choose to pay more or wait longer in line, but since it is free and instant then everybody will use it.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

evilweasel posted:

i forget which version of the attention economy it was where eripsa was advocating for people on twitter to monitor your resource use habits and determine if you were using too much toothpaste and punish you for it as his way of making communism work, but that was my favorite

My favorite was the creepy stalker uncle using covert 24-hour surveillance feeds on every family member to plan the most optimal Thanksgiving dinner.

As opposed to, you know, actually asking people what side dishes they might like. 'Cause that's a ~*paradigm in need of disruption*~

pgroce
Oct 24, 2002
the guys who founded evolution were first involved in cc fraud forums. here's an r/dnm post from someone on those forums talking about how lovely and incompetent they are.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2ips02/carding_forums_ponzi_schemes_and_law_enforcement/


they aren't bitcoiners, but there's a family resemblance...

quote:

A popular scheme over the past few years on forums has been a very simple Ponzi scheme aimed at members of gaming forums, hardware acceleration forums, etc. There was a user on TCF who was semi-known and semi-reputable. He posted a scheme that looked something like this (original post gone) on the forum:

[...]

...users then signup for option 2, a little at first then bit by bit more and more.

Here is the ultimate irony of this Ponzi scheme. Were you to go to the section of TCF where all those lovely tutorials are for sale (just as they are now on Evolution market) one of the tutorials for sale for a few hundred dollars was 'How to make $10,000 per month'. The tutorial was an exact description of how to run this Ponzi scheme, word-for-word pasted in introduction section, the terms to use to make it appear like you know what you are talking about with trading (the guy who ran this scheme on TCF was an unemployed web designer) how to find the 'winning' stocks for Option 1, how to convince people to part with their money etc.

unlike bitcoiners though, they didn't fall for it when someone tried it again. i'm lying they totally fell for it literally the next week.

read the whole thing. it's like bitcoin with identity theft. and bitcoin!

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

why innovate on tactics that already work well?

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