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Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

Filboid Studge posted:

Today I would like to ask GWS to thank their gallbladders for their sterling service.

I haven't been able to eat any more than traces of fat in months and while I've lost 20 pounds that I wanted to lose, it's really loving tedious.

Gallstones really loving hurt...

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bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Mr. Wiggles posted:


Execution was a hot mess, but the concept is sound. Will bacalhau nacho again.

Nachos are always a mess. The idea is so sound but they never work out. I am a firm believer that any nacho recipe will work better as a dip.

Test Pattern
Dec 20, 2007

Keep scrolling, clod!

Mr. Wiggles posted:

The other week we talked about bacalhau nachos. So I did.



Tortilla chips with monterey jack, topped with sauteed zucchini, fresh cucumber, tomato, olives, and bacalhau sauteed in olive oil with garlic. Dressed with wine vinegar and served with a dollop of hummus on the side.

Execution was a hot mess, but the concept is sound. Will bacalhau nacho again.

I love bacalao as an ingredient in stuff, but it's always just too much as unchanged as it is on these nachos. Am I just not soaking it enough times?

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

bunnielab posted:

Nachos are always a mess. The idea is so sound but they never work out. I am a firm believer that any nacho recipe will work better as a dip.

Skirting around the issue and trying to create something elegant out of nachos is mostly (though not always) a waste of time. A good nacho recipe is all about embracing the chaos and depravity.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

bunnielab posted:

Nachos are always a mess. The idea is so sound but they never work out. I am a firm believer that any nacho recipe will work better as a dip.

I actually agree with a lot of your unpopular opinions, but on this one you can go gently caress yourself.

Nachos are supposed to be a mess. :colbert:


The woman bought a trial subscription to Cooks Illustrated, and I'm going to make her reup for the full sub. Some of it is that I'm an old man, and I miss printed periodicals, but some of it also that Dijon mustard rundown they did. I've had 6 out of 10 of those that they tested, and my opinions of them are pretty much exactly the same.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Test Pattern posted:

I love bacalao as an ingredient in stuff, but it's always just too much as unchanged as it is on these nachos. Am I just not soaking it enough times?

Maybe, how long so you soak? I always soak at least two days, changing the water halfway through.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

Squashy Nipples posted:

The woman bought a trial subscription to Cooks Illustrated, and I'm going to make her reup for the full sub. Some of it is that I'm an old man, and I miss printed periodicals, but some of it also that Dijon mustard rundown they did. I've had 6 out of 10 of those that they tested, and my opinions of them are pretty much exactly the same.

I fuckin' love my CI sub, largely because it's full of amazing illustrations and god help me I love illustrations, but also because here and there they take the time to explain why poo poo happens. As a non-professional cook, I really appreciate that aspect. Kimball is weird as hell but I respect his underpaid, neurotic editors.

Echeveria
Aug 26, 2014

I just spend 27 dollars on two fresh halibut fillets. And then realized I'm going out for dinner, and have to freeze them now.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Echeveria posted:

I just spend 27 dollars on two fresh halibut fillets. And then realized I'm going out for dinner, and have to freeze them now.

If it makes you feel any better, they have almost certainly already been frozen.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Filboid Studge posted:

Today I would like to ask GWS to thank their gallbladders for their sterling service.

I haven't been able to eat any more than traces of fat in months and while I've lost 20 pounds that I wanted to lose, it's really loving tedious.

It sounds like you need to a eat a gallbladder to gain its power, Mola Ram style.

Chef De Cuisinart
Oct 31, 2010

Brandy does in fact, in my experience, contribute to Getting Down.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

If it makes you feel any better, they have almost certainly already been frozen.

If you bought them in the US, they have to have been, unless you're a fan of parasites.

E: also, I seriously doubt you spent $27 on two fillets. Or that is some really small halibut. poo poo, I spend about 25 on a side of salmon, and I doubt you're paying less that $7/lb for halibut.

Echeveria
Aug 26, 2014

Fresh, unfrozen, pretty small fillets. I'm in the Canadian prairies, pretty sure they are BC caught. Got them at the Farmers Market.

Why would I lie about how much I spent on fish? To what end?

Edit: You think I'm saying I got the whole side. I did not. I got almost a pound, and the price is 29.50 a pound, Canadian. I will get only one meal out of this for my husband and I.

Echeveria fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Mar 21, 2015

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Echeveria posted:

Fresh, unfrozen, pretty small fillets. I'm in the Canadian prairies, pretty sure they are BC caught. Got them at the Farmers Market.

Why would I lie about how much I spent on fish? To what end?

Edit: You think I'm saying I got the whole side. I did not. I got almost a pound, and the price is 29.50 a pound, Canadian. I will get only one meal out of this for my husband and I.

STOP LYING TO US. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

KettleWL
Dec 28, 2010

Echeveria posted:

Fresh, unfrozen, pretty small fillets. I'm in the Canadian prairies, pretty sure they are BC caught. Got them at the Farmers Market.

Why would I lie about how much I spent on fish? To what end?

Edit: You think I'm saying I got the whole side. I did not. I got almost a pound, and the price is 29.50 a pound, Canadian. I will get only one meal out of this for my husband and I.

You think you're so clever with your fish price lies. We see right through you, get out of here

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Liar liar fish in fryer.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Don't worry guys I got this

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm doing it.
I'm loving doing it.
I'm not a dad but my inner-dad is busting out. I'm making yeast donuts in the deep fryer in advance of doing onion rings and burgs on the grill. I feel like I'm impregnating someone RIGHT NOW

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Filboid Studge posted:

Today I would like to ask GWS to thank their gallbladders for their sterling service.

I haven't been able to eat any more than traces of fat in months and while I've lost 20 pounds that I wanted to lose, it's really loving tedious.

Goonspeed, sir.

bunnielab posted:

Nachos are always a mess. The idea is so sound but they never work out. I am a firm believer that any nacho recipe will work better as a dip.

Counterpoint: Irish Nachos.

Big Beef City posted:

I'm doing it.
I'm loving doing it.
I'm not a dad but my inner-dad is busting out. I'm making yeast donuts in the deep fryer in advance of doing onion rings and burgs on the grill. I feel like I'm impregnating someone RIGHT NOW

You have. Meet Big Beef City Jr.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Don't worry guys I got this



Oh god this made me laugh so much.

All this chat about Big Beef makes me think of the anon confession thread in GBS and the guy who has to say "get beefy, bitch!" Or "get real beefy, bitch!"

Echeveria
Aug 26, 2014

therattle posted:

Oh god this made me laugh so much.

It pretty much made my day.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Echeveria posted:

It pretty much made my day.

Things like this and the occasional food porn is what makes this thread worth following.

Test Pattern
Dec 20, 2007

Keep scrolling, clod!

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Maybe, how long so you soak? I always soak at least two days, changing the water halfway through.

This answers my question pretty well. Yes. Yes, I*'m soaking nowhere near enough.

Speaking of awesome ingredients, I learned something of interest to NYC goons: the Food Bazaar on Northern Boulevard in LIC (used to be a PathMark, in among the dealerships) is completely insane and awesome. Size and cleanliness of a suburban shopping center supermarket, good prices, and they have EVERYTHING. Everything. It's insane. It's amazing. Rabbit, cuy, tongues (beef, veal and lamb!), geese, capon, goat (stew meat, offal, milk, burnt heads), everything that has ever been called a yam (rightly or wrongly), fruits I've never seen fresh or whole, an entire Latino soda aisle, house made tamales, house made kimchi, prepped Korean BBQ meat, and on and on and on.

I only managed to get out with as little as I did because of choice paralysis.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
Chard sucks.

How do I make it taste good?

Hauki
May 11, 2010


dongsbot 9000 posted:

Chard sucks.

How do I make it taste good?

objectively wrong

saute it with pine nuts and sultanas

saute it with tomato and saffron and garlic

braise it with bacon or ham hock, onion and garlic

use it like grape leaves for dolmas

make a curry with turmeric, ginger, shallot, lemongrass and coconut milk

treat it like any other hearty green

Hawkperson
Jun 20, 2003

Yeah, chard is loving delicious. What are you doing to it now? I guess it would probably be pretty crappy raw (I'm not a fan of raw kale either).

KettleWL
Dec 28, 2010
One of my favorite quick sautees for those kinds of greens is just little tiny bit of olive oil (just enough it doesn't burn i nthe pain), lemon juice, garlic, salt and pepper. Aside from some very specific exceptions, I find it goes well with anything.

Chef De Cuisinart
Oct 31, 2010

Brandy does in fact, in my experience, contribute to Getting Down.

Echeveria posted:


Why would I lie about how much I spent on fish? To what end?

Who knows, I just generally gravitate to being accusatory. I also wanted to see your tiniest halibut ever.

Joke option: you're actually my fishmonger, and somehow almost everything is 7.95/lb.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...

KettleWL posted:

One of my favorite quick sautees for those kinds of greens is just little tiny bit of olive oil (just enough it doesn't burn i nthe pain), lemon juice, garlic, salt and pepper. Aside from some very specific exceptions, I find it goes well with anything.

This is what i did, sans lemon juice. Was bad. I like most other greens prepared this way, but the taste of the chard was pretty overpoweringly bitter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfblU3FbZ7M

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Sometimes chard (and other greens) can become intolerably bitter if they through a period of too high a heat during growth. Whenever I cook greens, I eat a few mouth fulls raw just to check. If they're too bitter, just add some sugar during cooking and it will even out.

Echeveria
Aug 26, 2014

Chef De Cuisinart posted:

Who knows, I just generally gravitate to being accusatory. I also wanted to see your tiniest halibut ever.

Aside from costing a small fortune, I've also never actually had halibut. I never ate fish growing up, but my husband is from coastal BC, so he's working on it. I was thinking of doing a herbed panko crust, unless anyone has a better suggestion?

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
BTW thanks for your tips several months back, Wiggles, I made some kale and chard kimchi and I like it even more than regular kimchi. My friends ask me to make it now. Even my mom who likes to talk poo poo about my ability to make kimchi had to admit it was good.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
I'm very glad. :hf:

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I love chard, but it does have a strong earthy flavor to it... I'm surprised nobody mentioned that.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
I still maintain nachos are never as good as you want them to be.

Despite the fact that it's in the low 40s this morning, kind want to get my kayak in the water and go fishing. It looks like the yellow and white perch have arrived in a local river and I don't want to miss out on the action. I normally just fillet and fry perch but I don't want to make a big mess breaded and frying today. Will small fish like a perch be okay baked or broiled, or will it just dry out?

guppy
Sep 21, 2004

sting like a byob
I made breakfast potatoes with an egg scramble this morning, and I am not always happy with how mine turn out, so I consulted Keller for maximum fussiness. He recommended a thing people have recommended here for french fries and possibly hash browns -- so, any kind of fried potatoes, basically, which makes sense -- which is to fry them for a bit (8 minutes was his advice) in shallow oil, then drain them, then toss them back in a pan for a few minutes with a little oil to crisp up and season. Turned out perfectly, crispy and delicious.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

bunnielab posted:

I still maintain nachos are never as good as you want them to be.

Despite the fact that it's in the low 40s this morning, kind want to get my kayak in the water and go fishing. It looks like the yellow and white perch have arrived in a local river and I don't want to miss out on the action. I normally just fillet and fry perch but I don't want to make a big mess breaded and frying today. Will small fish like a perch be okay baked or broiled, or will it just dry out?

A "kayak" in "water" with "fish in it". Check your east coast privilege, k?

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Mr. Wiggles posted:

A "kayak" in "water" with "fish in it". Check your east coast privilege, k?

Could be NW. Or somewhere like Minnesota, although that's probably still a frozen wasteland.

Psychobabble
Jan 17, 2006

dongsbot 9000 posted:

This is what i did, sans lemon juice. Was bad. I like most other greens prepared this way, but the taste of the chard was pretty overpoweringly bitter.

If you find its always too bitter for you just blanch it in boiling water for a minute or two, then drain and saute.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


bunnielab posted:

I still maintain nachos are never as good as you want them to be.

Despite the fact that it's in the low 40s this morning, kind want to get my kayak in the water and go fishing. It looks like the yellow and white perch have arrived in a local river and I don't want to miss out on the action. I normally just fillet and fry perch but I don't want to make a big mess breaded and frying today. Will small fish like a perch be okay baked or broiled, or will it just dry out?

You can bake perch, but unless they're exceptionally big I'd suggest that you just head, gut, and skin them rather than do a full filleting, especially if you're worried about breading them.

Perch is also good pan fried without full breading. A light dredge in seasoned flour works, as does just bare. I never bother with full-scale breading or batter for any kind of fish like that anymore. It's just too much hassle to gently caress around with that stuff if you're in the woods or at a cabin without running water.

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Chef De Cuisinart
Oct 31, 2010

Brandy does in fact, in my experience, contribute to Getting Down.

Echeveria posted:

Aside from costing a small fortune, I've also never actually had halibut. I never ate fish growing up, but my husband is from coastal BC, so he's working on it. I was thinking of doing a herbed panko crust, unless anyone has a better suggestion?

Herbed panko is fine, I'd just S&P and give it a hard sear. Serve it with a nice vinaigrette, lemon/thyme or smoked tomato. Depends on your sides.

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