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supernatural blonde
Mar 15, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
I watched TNG last night. It was the episode where Riker brings back a game from Risa that looks like google glass and it mind controls the entire ship apart from Wesley, the only teenage boy who is not interested in gaming.

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Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
And Ashley Judd. Total qt3.14

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

mind the walrus posted:

The show really doesn't get any good until the third season and even then it's more memorable for iconography and a handful of episodes than actually being A Good Show.

Stfu bitch.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



I'm watching the pilot of TNG on Amazon. Do they use the blu-ray versions? It looks way nicer than I remember.

Too bad the writing is still poo poo.

(I also hate Brent Spiner, he is a terrible actor)

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Shadow posted:

Better to call it a season than air that garbage.

Yeah I'll agree with that.

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

egon_beeblebrox posted:

(I also hate Brent Spiner, he is a terrible actor)

Brent Spiner loving sucks at conveying any emotion so he was basically the luckiest actor in the entire world.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Rabble posted:

The one where Dr. Crusher is trapped in a warp bubble that is collapsing in on itself and everyone she knows or cares about is disappearing is p. cool. Of course they had to summon the traveler because Wesley couldn't solve it on his own.

liked this one

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
has anyone watched the trekkie documentary? the bit on spiner femmes is one of the creepiest things i've ever seen

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I have seen Brent Spiner as the robot in TNG and as the scientist in Independence day and he was servicable in those roles imo

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

pants cat posted:

I watched TNG last night. It was the episode where Riker brings back a game from Risa that looks like google glass and it mind controls the entire ship apart from Wesley, the only teenage boy who is not interested in gaming.

Think about putting the ball in the funnel...yeah...that's it.

Oh and Worf's baby mama was a total milf.

Oh and the actress that plays the daughter of some old dude who is supposed to be euthanized in one episode comes back two episodes later as ensign Ro and it's so loving blatant they didn't even give her makeup or prosthesis or anything. It wasn't even the same character, she was some no one come to convince her dad to die with dignity and then next episode she's a bajoran who spent her life in the refugee camps. She must have given Rick Berman the ride of his life to swing a bit part into a recurring gig. I assume this is true because Rick Berman is a total sleaze.

Rabble fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Mar 22, 2015

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Ralp posted:

Brent Spiner loving sucks at conveying any emotion so he was basically the luckiest actor in the entire world.

There's always his Masterful performance as "Fart Dude" in Master of Disguise

Amos Moses
Oct 13, 2012

by Ralp
Quark decides to go trans has to spend the rest of the season walking around the station with his dick hanging out and has to give his bar to Rom

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

pants cat posted:

I watched TNG last night. It was the episode where Riker brings back a game from Risa that looks like google glass and it mind controls the entire ship apart from Wesley, the only teenage boy who is not interested in gaming.

He was trying to get laid, bro.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Is there a limit to what the replicator can do

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Shoehead posted:

Did they ever resolve the whole thing with future\past Tasha Yar's half Romulan daughter?

They did in the Star Trek: Online MMORPG.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

opus111 posted:

Stfu bitch.

You're mad cause I'm right

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
midway through my binge

booby trap was always one of my faves

except now i realize it's the intro to the laforge holodeck rape sim

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Zzulu posted:

Is there a limit to what the replicator can do

yes but it's completely dependent on what the writers need it to do/not be able to do in that particular episode

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
IM WITH YOU EVERYDAY GEORDI

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Zzulu posted:

Is there a limit to what the replicator can do

It can make you whatever you want, as long as what you want is made out of poo poo.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

pants cat posted:

I watched TNG last night. It was the episode where Riker brings back a game from Risa that looks like google glass and it mind controls the entire ship apart from Wesley, the only teenage boy who is not interested in gaming.



Focus on the cup...

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
That episode actually gives me ASMR.

canned from the band
Sep 13, 2007

I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
Triumph said to Brent Spiner:

"You're very lucky, you haven't been a victim of typecasting... or any casting"


I would have loved to see Leonard Nimoy and Deforest Kelly in more roles before their deaths. These were truly talented actors whose careers were unfairly doomed by being on a nerd show.
Frakes, Spiner, Dorn-- meh, not as much, but still a little.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Two takes Frakes is an in demand director now.

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
Here's another great one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtdNcoLtxQY

Here's another:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7jbP1_H9sA

And another:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf9oD_xl8mI

Basically all of these are loving hilarious. Homestuck guy redeems himself.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Zzulu posted:

Is there a limit to what the replicator can do

Gold pressed latinum

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Michael Dorn is also genuinely funny.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Here's a small list of every time somebody in Star Trek did something illegal or morally wrong and was given a medal for it. http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/inconsistencies/bad_ethics.htm And since all of you nerds care, here's a long list of things nobody cares about for each epsiode of TNG. http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/observations.htm

Enough nerd talk, more nerd talk. Remember that episode where the alien stole Neelix's lungs? The doctor made Neelix holographic lungs, and instead of knocking him out, tortured Neelix. Not only was Neelix awake the entire time they were looking for his lungs, nobody fed him, and provided no way for him to go to the bathroom. For who knows how long, Neelix was forced into solitary confinement, but with the added bonus of not being able to move. They didn't even set up a TV tuned to the porn channel, he had to stare at the ceiling. When they got his lungs back, I have to assume all the pee and poop that was piling up slid out of his pants when he stood up.

Yaos fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Mar 22, 2015

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Yaos posted:

Here's a small list of every time somebody in Star Trek did something illegal or morally wrong and was given a medal for it. http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/inconsistencies/bad_ethics.htm And since all of you nerds care, here's a long list of things nobody cares about for each epsiode of TNG. http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/observations.htm

Enough nerd talk, more nerd talk. Remember that episode where the alien stole Neelix's lungs? The doctor made Neelix holographic lungs, and instead of knocking him out, tortured Neelix. Not only was Neelix awake the entire time they were looking for his lungs, nobody fed him, and provided no way for him to go to the bathroom. For who knows how long, Neelix was forced into solitary confinement, but with the added bonus of not being able to move. They didn't even set up a TV tuned to the porn channel, he had to stare at the ceiling. When they got his lungs back, I have to assume all the pee and poop that was piling up slid out of his pants when he stood up.

Error 403.

Edit: Hahaha, poo poo, they block Somethingawful.com referrals.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

With illustrious members like Aatrek I wonder why

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

someone photoshop a ferengi head on her butt tia

Grout
Jun 1, 2000

The Original Vaudeville Villain
should have made a movie about those kidnapping aliens who replace that guys blood with polymer click click click click we've all been here before :riker:

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe

how big is her dick

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

She has a next gen uniform but that is an original series set.

That is completely wrong.

I hope someone got fired for that.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Universe Master posted:

She has a next gen uniform but that is an original series set.

That is completely wrong.

I hope someone got fired for that.

Time travel episode.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014



Patrick Stewart's stunt double looks like a cool guy.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005


brace for impact

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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

As a kid, I thought that one was pretty cool. Worf turned into a spider pig, and Troi turned into a whale because, well...

how does this one jive with the episode where it turns out all humanoid races have a common ancestor

like when in the course of human evolution were we fully evolved spider pigs

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