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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
GT3 racing. Seriously. Nowhere else will you see Ferrari, Bentley, Porsche, Audi, Nissan, Chevy, McLaren, and Aston Martin compete in modified street cars.


Genocide Tendency posted:

Wrong.

F1 is the loving worst.

Not only do they suffer from the same dumb poo poo all other motorsports suffer from, they are loving snotty bitches. At least Nascar drivers know most of their fan base is white trash blue collar. F1 drivers/sanctioning body still thinks it is for the sophisticated.

And somehow, Bernie Eccelstone manages to make Brian France not the biggest tool involved in motorsports.

This is not an endorsement of Nascar as much as its a insult of F1.

F1 is fun to watch and the cars are engineering masterpieces. NASCAR is extremely boring.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

There's only one true form of racing, I just need to win the lottery to make it happen for real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atrll2yr8Ds

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Nascar is hours of boredom for seconds of interesting action. I haven't watched in any consistent manner since it was still the Winston Cup (apparently comcast bought the rights to it now), and nothing of value was missed.

The road courses are always fun to watch though.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Realtalk here Rally and Rallycross are the most interesting motorsports to watch

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Rally owns. It's why I'll have a soft spot for the Imprezas.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Realtalk here Rally and Rallycross are the most interesting motorsports to watch

truth

last time i watched it though it seemed like there was nothing but Fords and Subarus though

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TshFWSsrn8

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
sorry but this is some of the coolest poo poo you will see in any type of racing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa2plu3MpgU

How close would you get your open wheel vehicle to another one when you're doing ~190mph?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Realtalk here Rally and Rallycross are the most interesting motorsports to watch

holocaust bloopers posted:

Rally owns. It's why I'll have a soft spot for the Imprezas.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Fast or not, NASCAR, F1, and the like are so heavily sterilized that they're no fun to watch at all. Let's not even get into all the snooty drivers and the petty bullshit that keeps those sports from innovating. Rally is not only far more exciting, it's more down-to-earth, you can do it yourself, and the only fuckstick you'll see is Ken Block.

Here is a goon in a Subaru:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Zqk_PSK_E

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Ken Block is cool enough to admit that he has no chance of ever taking a podium. He's not the worst nor the best and full well knows it.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This is true; he's gotten less douchey with time. I still blame him for spreading the infection of stupid paintjobs:



I mean, really, what the gently caress?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Fast or not, NASCAR, F1, and the like are so heavily sterilized that they're no fun to watch at all. Let's not even get into all the snooty drivers and the petty bullshit that keeps those sports from innovating. Rally is not only far more exciting, it's more down-to-earth, you can do it yourself, and the only fuckstick you'll see is Ken Block.

Here is a goon in a Subaru:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Zqk_PSK_E

Literally the only innovation you'll find in motorsports is going on in F1 or WEC Prototypes

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Excuse me, I should have specifically exempted the prototypes from that statement. Those things are spaceships on wheels.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Corvette Racing C7r sounds glorious.
https://youtu.be/pxOl0b8K6FY

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
rallycross is extremely gay and FIA is trying to F1 up WRC real bad so I guess what I'm saying is rallyamerica and dakar are fuckin cool

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Post the rallyest trucks u got.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl11QFAvEeo

Fuckin' crazy Russians, man.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Nope. Have some awesome Impreza rally action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTdldqUQYto

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Post the Subaruest Subarus u got.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WcHVkDXdpU

Fuckin' crazy Manxes, man.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Senna was on Netflix for the longest time. Absolutely fantastic documentary about Senna, a Brazilian F1 driver, and also the last to die in a race I think. Even if you could give a gently caress less about F1, racing, or cars in general it's a good watch. Seriously. It's on amazon video for $2 though.


Actually here it is -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LjVnkBmbKo

Albeit poo poo quality



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RD64bEVbs8

owns


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV9SicFXcyg

lol did anyone not download this off kazaa in 1999?

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRreQnxAuS0

none of that pussy rallycross poo poo

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I hate gymkhana and all that poo poo for the sole reason of ruining the Dirt games and probably any future rally game

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I hate gymkhana and all that poo poo for the sole reason of ruining the Dirt games and probably any future rally game

codemasters ruined it with dirt2 and that didn't have gymkhana

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

senna is a loving rad movie

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Everyone knows there's one reason to watch rally:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZet6SvI_Jg

:lol: @ 2:30

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Also if you need to be convinced to watch the Senna documentary here it is from your favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_qHQHVyxyM

Also it shows just how hosed up the F1 politics are

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Considering F1 was run by an actual no poo poo fascist Max Mosley it's unsurprising.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Just got a late EAS present, new motorcycle. Who wants to be on my will for my Star Wars legos collection? Kidneys should be good too

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I'll take the legos. And if you've never had stones, the kidneys too.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I think my liver has since recovered so that should be good too

No stones!

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Just got a late EAS present, new motorcycle. Who wants to be on my will for my Star Wars legos collection? Kidneys should be good too

you've got lactose intolerant kidneys so pass on those.

Will the star wars lego collections to that mars colonization mission. it may be one way & most of the people will die from stellar radiation damage, but fuckit they'll have LEGOS on their trip.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

rude

no lactose intolerance shaming pls

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It's also their best chance at having a spaceship.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

no lactose intolerance shaming pls
This last Christmas grandma put a little tin foil fence around the non-cheesy part of a casserole for my cousin at my suggestion. It was like his own little lactose intolerant concentration camp.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Just got a late EAS present, new motorcycle. Who wants to be on my will for my Star Wars legos collection? Kidneys should be good too

Unless your lungs are ruptured feel free to donate those my way. I'm sure they can find a way to put them on ice until mine start giving out.

Surprisingly, you're not the only person I know of that's into star wars legos. Just the other happens to be pretty dikey. Unless, are you secretly a chunky mid-20s lesbian irl?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Well I mean I only have like 5 things. The good poo poo from episdes 4-6, of course. They're expensive as poo poo but I got some on craigslist and the rest on sale. Plus you can just sell them later for the same price because people obsess over that poo poo and hoard them

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Well I mean I only have like 5 things. The good poo poo from episdes 4-6, of course. They're expensive as poo poo but I got some on craigslist and the rest on sale. Plus you can just sell them later for the same price because people obsess over that poo poo and hoard them

OT Star Wars Legos best Legos. I wish that five year old me hadn't mixed my sets into the Lego bin my family had.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Pesticide20 posted:

OT Star Wars Legos best Legos. I wish that five year old me hadn't mixed my sets into the Lego bin my family had.

M-Tron was the best. :colbert:

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Mar 22, 2015

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

the best lego sets had magnets back in the day

or a shark

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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Some Lego privilege being flashed up in here. Throwin' shade at the megablocks poor enlisted parents crew. :colbert:

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