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Holyshoot: May 6, 2010

Might be a dumb question but do I have to pay for playstation + to play GTA online?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 06:44

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:00

Wee Bairns: Feb 10, 2004; Jack Tripper's wingman.

Holyshoot posted:

Might be a dumb question but do I have to pay for playstation + to play GTA online?

Yes.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 06:46

BitBasher: Jun 6, 2004; You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.

Policenaut posted:

At least you didn't buy the KRAKEN!

Seriously who bought the Kraken.

I bought a Kraken :psyduck:

# ? Mar 22, 2015 06:56

Quicksand_Jesus: Dec 19, 2005; Lasagna Miracle

Wee Bairns posted:

Good news, everybody! The Wee Bairns schools of Dinghy piloting will soon be opening!
You too can gently caress up heists by beaching your dinghy mere meters away from the checkpoint!
Impress your friends! Act now, call 1-800-DUMB-rear end

Folks, If what you're looking for is elite gently caress-up skills that make the rest of us look like amateurs, then you need to contact this man ASAP. He knows his stuff.

https://youtu.be/f04UZFHzuSc

A+++ would buy from again.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:06

Aardmania: Jan 1, 2007; Ruining newspapers since 1993.; Shredded Hen

Some horrible jerk decided to ruin Lasagna's fine skydiving exhibition over at Fort Zancudo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZjuphKpi7Q

# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:06

BitBasher: Jun 6, 2004; You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.

Quicksand_Jesus posted:

Folks, If what you're looking for is elite gently caress-up skills that make the rest of us look like amateurs, then you need to contact this man ASAP. He knows his stuff.

https://youtu.be/f04UZFHzuSc

A+++ would buy from again.

[Slow Clap]

# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:33

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Quicksand_Jesus posted:

A+++ would buy from again.

My god. Thats how GTA looks on next gen? Guess I gotta save up for a PS4.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:43

Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Sorry to whomever it was I dropped on -- I'm sick and got drunk and need to pass out.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 08:01

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Holyshoot posted:

Might be a dumb question but do I have to pay for playstation + to play GTA online?

On PS3, no. You do on PS4, though.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 08:08

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Quicksand_Jesus posted:

Folks, If what you're looking for is elite gently caress-up skills that make the rest of us look like amateurs, then you need to contact this man ASAP. He knows his stuff.

https://youtu.be/f04UZFHzuSc

A+++ would buy from again.

Hahaha holy poo poo, I am the worst motorcycle driver in the world and would've slit my wrists if that happened after I finally got to the boat.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 08:10

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Currently playing with a level 7000. is this a modder or something else entirely?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 08:30

Policenaut: Jul 11, 2008; On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Well the level cap is 999 so yes, modding.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 08:37

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

You would think that would pop up in their anti-cheat system immediately.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 08:41

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Slim Killington posted:

Sorry to whomever it was I dropped on -- I'm sick and got drunk and need to pass out.

No worries. I've been picked up by random goons 3 times now to go on pubbie murder sprees. It still hasn't gotten old yet. The tears are rejuvenating.

On another note, random acts of kindness feel good too. I cargobobbed a pubbie cornered by police into safety. He got a very scenic birds eye view, and I got a friend request moments after dropping him off :3:

# ? Mar 22, 2015 10:03

blackguy32: Oct 1, 2005; Say, do you know how to do the walk?

Policenaut posted:

At least you didn't buy the KRAKEN!

Seriously who bought the Kraken.

I bought the kraken but I love going underwater, so it works for me.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 13:46

Agent Burt Macklin: Jul 3, 2003; Macklin, you son of a bitch

Quicksand_Jesus posted:

Folks, If what you're looking for is elite gently caress-up skills that make the rest of us look like amateurs, then you need to contact this man ASAP. He knows his stuff.

https://youtu.be/f04UZFHzuSc

A+++ would buy from again.

I didn't help matters by making that jump in my motorcycle instead of parachuting.

How about Lester cackling with glee that we got away with it just as Wee beached the boat? Classic.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 14:36

Pork Pie Hat: Apr 27, 2011

Prison Break went swimmingly until I parachuted straight into a cliff right at the end.

Fortunately
1) we weren't playing on Hard, so had a team life; and

2) it was hilarious.

Also our pilot did a truly inspired piece of landing right outside the prison to pick us up. Well played that pilot, well played.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:25

en1125: Jul 3, 2006; I have a very specific goal...and that is to have no goals.

BitBasher posted:

I bought a Kraken

I did as well. I even bought it before I bought a tank. Worst buyer's remorse ever. A close second would be that new big truck the guardian. It is so big, but it bounces off of everything as if it was a super lightweight sports car. I need to finish up heists so I can get the insurgent.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:26

Scyron: Aug 27, 2005; I am sure a hacker knows all about rewarding and accomplished behavior. I mean, raping a chick with some mickeys is the same is getting laid right? Same result amirite guys? Nothing like work and not having to do it and get that sweet sweet payoff.

Sorry about bailing last night after one heist. I was playing on someone else's ps4 and wasn't expecting sudden company.

I am on now and will be for most of the day, no company expected. I'll be down for heisting.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:15

geeves: Sep 16, 2004

I've developed a bad habit of drinking while on the job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXlOzJBkbDY

and making others do my work for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE-aslSvIyk

# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:16

Eds: May 25, 2007

Goddammit, two or three times now I've had to bail on Swish Jones or BIG FN BABBY. Having a family really bites into your gaming time. Sorry fellas :doh:

Your resident Aussie pilot/martyr misterway here, by the way. Just remembered my gt and forums names are different.

Eds fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Mar 22, 2015

# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:17

Quicksand_Jesus: Dec 19, 2005; Lasagna Miracle

Another week of heists and another video. It's amazing how much random poo poo happens that ends up amazing.

And it's a good thing I play with people that want to see wacky poo poo happen as much as I do.

http://youtu.be/kNl3e1LUBhU

# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:41

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

At parking the jetski in the boat. Those last three clips with the physics freakout and the sniping were awesome.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:56

Lyer: Feb 4, 2008

Anyone interesting in doing the 4th heist today at 1pm pst? I'm Lyer007 on the PS4. I've never done this one, so we'll probably need mics and poo poo.

1. Me
2. LexykXV
3. Pleads32
4. Demonlord15

Lyer fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Mar 22, 2015

# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:13

Jedi Knight Luigi: Jul 13, 2009

Pootbarn and I look pretty pleased to have been bottom-tier players in this setup mission

# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:16

FoglyOgly: Sep 23, 2009

Lyer posted:

Anyone interesting in doing the 4th heist today at 1pm pst? I'm Lyer007 on the PS4. I've never done this one, so we'll probably need mics and poo poo.

1. Me
2.
3.
4.

I'm down. I've never done it either though. PSN is LexykXV.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:19

theCalamity: Oct 23, 2010; Cry Havoc and let slip the Hogs of War

Pork Pie Hat posted:

Prison Break went swimmingly until I parachuted straight into a cliff right at the end.

Fortunately
1) we weren't playing on Hard, so had a team life; and

2) it was hilarious.

Also our pilot did a truly inspired piece of landing right outside the prison to pick us up. Well played that pilot, well played.

I told him I was going to the airstrip and he said, "No, I'm going to land at the prison." He said it so nonchalantly. I was just amazed. Either way, it was going to be glorious. It was a surprising smooth pickup.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:21

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Quicksand_Jesus posted:

Another week of heists and another video. It's amazing how much random poo poo happens that ends up amazing.

And it's a good thing I play with people that want to see wacky poo poo happen as much as I do.

http://youtu.be/kNl3e1LUBhU

Another fine video, old friend

# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:29

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Lyer posted:

Anyone interesting in doing the 4th heist today at 1pm pst? I'm Lyer007 on the PS4. I've never done this one, so we'll probably need mics and poo poo.

1. Me
2. LexykXV
3.
4.

I'd like to get in on this but I might not be available until 1:30 or so. If you don't end up filling up, PSN is Pleads32. I can send a quick message when I get on to see where things stand.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:31

Agent Burt Macklin: Jul 3, 2003; Macklin, you son of a bitch

Quicksand_Jesus posted:

Another week of heists and another video. It's amazing how much random poo poo happens that ends up amazing.

And it's a good thing I play with people that want to see wacky poo poo happen as much as I do.

http://youtu.be/kNl3e1LUBhU

The jet ski in the boat was great, but seeing someone get flattened in your scope was amazing.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:36

Oglogoth: May 16, 2010; Daaaaarling~

Lyer posted:

Anyone interesting in doing the 4th heist today at 1pm pst? I'm Lyer007 on the PS4. I've never done this one, so we'll probably need mics and poo poo.

1. Me
2. LexykXV
3.
4.

I'm in for this. PSN Demonlord15

# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:41

Lyer: Feb 4, 2008

Lyer posted:

Anyone interesting in doing the 4th heist today at 1pm pst? I'm Lyer007 on the PS4. I've never done this one, so we'll probably need mics and poo poo.

1. Me
2. LexykXV
3. Pleads32
4. Demonlord15

I don't have a problem dicking around until 1:30 if it's cool with the other dudes.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:47

FoglyOgly: Sep 23, 2009

Lyer posted:

I don't have a problem dicking around until 1:30 if it's cool with the other dudes.

Fine by me! Maybe I'll get all my disconnects out of the way in the half hour.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 18:23

Pork Pie Hat: Apr 27, 2011

theCalamity posted:

I told him I was going to the airstrip and he said, "No, I'm going to land at the prison." He said it so nonchalantly. I was just amazed. Either way, it was going to be glorious. It was a surprising smooth pickup.

I also liked the way we could see him flying around care-free while we were busting out the old geezer. When he said he was landing by the prison I thought he was kidding, but no, there he was. It was almost as good as his method for avoiding police helicopters; diving at the ground at speed. Good times.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 18:26

theCalamity: Oct 23, 2010; Cry Havoc and let slip the Hogs of War

Pork Pie Hat posted:

I also liked the way we could see him flying around care-free while we were busting out the old geezer. When he said he was landing by the prison I thought he was kidding, but no, there he was. It was almost as good as his method for avoiding police helicopters; diving at the ground at speed. Good times.

All of that awesomeness and then you smack into a rock.

When are you doing the Humane Labs heist today?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 18:44

slicing up eyeballs: Oct 19, 2005; I got me two olives and a couple of limes

I'm stuck taking graduate qualifying exams all week so I'm living vicariously through all you retards videos until then. I did sneak on for a bit and learned that I'm way better racing on motorcycles in first person though :iiam:

# ? Mar 22, 2015 18:50

Ghosts n Gopniks: Nov 2, 2004; Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Something that I really miss from GTA4 is that you could enter and pass through a bunch of buildings, tall and small, and at least one very large apartment complex you could take the stairs in, which I often did with motorcycles. Need it. Snake eater ladders be damned.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 19:04

Pork Pie Hat: Apr 27, 2011

theCalamity posted:

All of that awesomeness and then you smack into a rock.

When are you doing the Humane Labs heist today?

The parachuting into a rock thing was pretty funny though, I thought I'd bounce!

I'll be on a bit later on, roughly the same time as yesterday I think. Did you ever escape my apartment?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 20:28

Final Fantasy Football: Oct 3, 2006

Pork Pie Hat posted:

The parachuting into a rock thing was pretty funny though, I thought I'd bounce!

I'll be on a bit later on, roughly the same time as yesterday I think. Did you ever escape my apartment?

If you are looking for a fourth for the next heist I'll volunteer again!

# ? Mar 22, 2015 20:31

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:00

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

MrLonghair posted:

Something that I really miss from GTA4 is that you could enter and pass through a bunch of buildings, tall and small, and at least one very large apartment complex you could take the stairs in, which I often did with motorcycles. Need it. Snake eater ladders be damned.

Yeah it's basically something they took out in exchange for having a much larger land area while still having the whole thing work on the 360/PS3.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 20:32

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