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Mar 24, 2015 07:05
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Freya feels like she needs pets, what do you all think? Does that look like a face that needs pets or no?
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Mar 24, 2015 10:27
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Jeremy_X posted:Freya feels like she needs pets, what do you all think? I think ur a dick bceause your're not petting that dogge right now.
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Mar 24, 2015 11:10
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Wasabi the J posted:I think ur a dick bceause your're not petting that dogge right now. I'd be petting her right now but she's in the middle of releasing a gas attack on my sleeping wife. I don't know if all puppies have weapons grade farts but she's cleared rooms and Freya's farts are silent and foul. I'm honestly surprised we still have paint on our walls. The worst part is that she looks smugly satisfied when she lets fly. She's cute but she's evil. What's with Germans and gas? Besides, once she gets wind of the burrito I just made she'll be in here pretending that she's starving in no time. She'll get plenty of pets and I'll get plenty of soul rending farts. She'll probably end up with some of the burrito too because I'm a sucker for her begging face.
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Mar 24, 2015 11:38
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effortpost: You should look into changing her diet... puppies have pretty delicate digestive systems, and gas in dogs is almost always because their food; stuff with a lot of fillers like corn and stuff are suspected to be a cause of gas. v Don't they have bowls to slow them down or something? v Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Mar 24, 2015 |
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Mar 24, 2015 12:51
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Some breeds are inherently gassy that isn't necessarily related to the food they eat but how they eat, how fast etc. Ask Me How My Boxer Dogge Has WMD Farts
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Mar 24, 2015 13:20
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Monty crop dusts me all the time.
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Mar 24, 2015 13:48
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Wasabi the J posted:effortpost: You should look into changing her diet... puppies have pretty delicate digestive systems, and gas in dogs is almost always because their food; stuff with a lot of fillers like corn and stuff are suspected to be a cause of gas. The kong wobbler. But also your dogs farts will smell horribly if you switch them to a high protein diet. I know this because when I first got Maggie and was introducing her to solid food her farts were weapons grade.
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Mar 24, 2015 15:04
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Jeremy_X posted:I'd be petting her right now but she's in the middle of releasing a gas attack on my sleeping wife. I don't know if all puppies have weapons grade farts but she's cleared rooms and Freya's farts are silent and foul. I'm honestly surprised we still have paint on our walls. The worst part is that she looks smugly satisfied when she lets fly. Good dogge. FYI, thats basically every dog ever. Grandpa Genocide use to have an Irish Setter that would turn a room into a German shower stall and bail like a mexican when INS showed up.
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Mar 24, 2015 15:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcR7QvYHOwY
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Mar 24, 2015 15:53
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My dogs like to sleep under the blankets and one of them has the worse farts. The best part is I can't smell it until a little opening happens and it all releases into my face. http://i.imgur.com/oOBnDbO.gif
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Mar 24, 2015 17:49
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Your dogge is reverse dutch ovening you.
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Mar 24, 2015 17:53
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Nah, he thinks he's warming the covers for you.
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Mar 24, 2015 18:06
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I can typically tell when Monty is farting when we are laying in bed. He will be just laying there, then he will raise his head up and sniff the air and then lay his head back down.
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Mar 24, 2015 18:18
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The best is when they fart in their sleep and scare themselves awake. Look around and then back to sleep
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Mar 24, 2015 19:43
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Our mutt will fart jumping up onto a couch then will look around like 'What was that'
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Mar 24, 2015 20:25
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:The best is when they fart in their sleep and scare themselves awake. Look around and then back to sleep Monty let one rip so loud one morning that it woke me up and I immediately got up thinking he was making GBS threads. Best alarm clock you could ask for if I could get him to do it on a schedule.
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Mar 24, 2015 21:35
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Nothing's ever gotten me awake and out of bed quicker than thinking one of my dogges were about to poop on my bed.
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Mar 24, 2015 21:43
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Or that magical dry heaving sound.
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Mar 24, 2015 21:55
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Paradise Lost posted:Or that magical dry heaving sound. That sound makes me move faster than a fire alarm. Find dog, get dog to nearest exit.
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Mar 25, 2015 00:46
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:That sound makes me move faster than a fire alarm. Find dog, get dog to nearest exit. It's sometimes faster to just get them into the nearest shower. But every dog I've spent time around seems to actively seek out the funny-colored indoor grass.
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Mar 25, 2015 01:15
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Wasabi the J posted:effortpost: You should look into changing her diet... puppies have pretty delicate digestive systems, and gas in dogs is almost always because their food; stuff with a lot of fillers like corn and stuff are suspected to be a cause of gas. No corn or other fillers in her diet. It's the protein according to her vet and should subside when she's older. Just sixteen more months according to the vet. I hope I have a face. She's learning how to crop dust from my wife's Boston Terrier who is a little gas grenade in her own right. Just the other night the Boston comes pelting out of the back of the house, leaps up on to the couch and gives me this smug look. Two seconds later she farts louder than I've ever heard her fart and bolts off. Little fucker.  That face. Then faaaaaaart and gone. Genocide, is that your bulldog in your AV? If so I need more pics, I love those guys but don't have time for their health issues. Everyone I've ever met has been the biggest goof and I make distinctly unmanly noises when I get to play with their faces. Jeremy_X fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Mar 25, 2015 |
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Mar 25, 2015 04:17
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 holy poo poo lmao new av "welp see ya later"
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Mar 25, 2015 06:59
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Mar 26, 2015 03:45
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Stella would like GiP to know that she's nappy. 
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Mar 26, 2015 03:54
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http://i.imgur.com/QblQ8cO.gifv
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Mar 26, 2015 06:04
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Good dogge.
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Mar 26, 2015 11:14
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Jeremy_X posted:
Nope. This is Statler. My dogge after brushes this morning:   Still haven't figured out what breed he is.
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Mar 26, 2015 11:57
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Your dog looks like it would be delicious after some time over the campfire.
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Mar 26, 2015 13:02
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Your dog looks like it would be delicious after some time over the campfire. 
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Mar 26, 2015 14:21
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Genocide Tendency posted:Nope. I believe that is a slipper dogge.
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Mar 26, 2015 14:26
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Ah c'mon, those things are a delicacy in South America.
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Mar 26, 2015 14:27
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Genocide Tendency posted:This is Statler. My dogge after brushes this morning: You should probably ease up on the brushing a little. Poor dude's worn down to a stump... friend posted her dogge on facebook this morning: 
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Mar 26, 2015 14:52
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Those are the cleanest dog teeth I've ever seen.
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Mar 26, 2015 15:10
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Your dog looks like it would be delicious after some time over the campfire.  Mak0rz posted:friend posted her dogge on facebook this morning: That dogge is angry. He needs treats. And scritches.
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Mar 26, 2015 15:59
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Mar 26, 2015 16:23
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This was Squeaky. Goodnight sweet prince Harvey Mantaco fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Mar 26, 2015 |
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Mar 26, 2015 18:20
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Harvey Mantaco posted:This was Squeaky. Obviously a good dogge.
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Mar 26, 2015 18:27
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Harvey Mantaco posted:This was Squeaky. Thanks Captain Killjoy.
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Mar 26, 2015 18:28
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Weltlich posted:Obviously a good dogge.
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