The All-Sports Sheep of 2015: Going for the Gold

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checksin: Nov 23, 2006; I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...

i enjoy this game

# ? Mar 21, 2015 06:36

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:31

KIM JONG TRILL: Nov 29, 2006; GIN AND JUCHE

i just won, sorry folks

# ? Mar 21, 2015 07:08

KettleWL: Dec 28, 2010

Sent, had to send two emails though because I forgot to answer one question.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 13:30

CzarStark: Dec 23, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Thanks for running this, those questions were fun!

# ? Mar 21, 2015 14:27

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

KettleWL posted:

Sent, had to send two emails though because I forgot to answer one question.

You missed another question that needs answering :haw:

(also just resubmit your ballot, correctly)

# ? Mar 21, 2015 17:42

KettleWL: Dec 28, 2010

seiferguy posted:

You missed another question that needs answering (also just resubmit your ballot, correctly)

I'm dumb and responded before I saw this. Do you want me to consolidate my 3 emails into one full ballot or do you want me to stop blowing up your inbox with my stupidity? Sorry yo

# ? Mar 21, 2015 17:55

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

KettleWL posted:

I'm dumb and responded before I saw this. Do you want me to consolidate my 3 emails into one full ballot or do you want me to stop blowing up your inbox with my stupidity? Sorry yo

Eh I got your answers. You're good.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 18:16

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

done, but very poorly

# ? Mar 21, 2015 18:44

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Mine is about 33% good answers, 33% obscure, and 34% "I don't know what to put here".

I don't know if you can make those numbers work with 14 questions, but let's just go with it.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 18:50

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

EvanTH posted:

done, but very poorly

same

# ? Mar 21, 2015 19:53

Zodijackylite: Oct 18, 2005; hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

I guessed a bunch of stuff about sports I don't really follow, which is exactly how this is played, right?

# ? Mar 21, 2015 19:54

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

almost done with mine. there is one particular question that is worded really, really poorly and is missing some vital punctuation to clarify what the gently caress it's asking, so i have to try to figure out if SAS is dumb as hell and doesnt recognize the grammar problem, if they recognize it and ignore it, or if they take it literally

if it ends up being my undoing i will kill someone. or maybe just post an angry gif at the OP

# ? Mar 22, 2015 22:38

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

can't asnwer for anyone else, but I'm easily dumb as hell

# ? Mar 22, 2015 22:50

The Locator: Sep 12, 2004; Out here, everything hurts.

Have no idea what I'm doing or how to answer most of these, so I fully expect to win.

# ? Mar 23, 2015 01:22

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

In like Flynn. I don't think I had a proper joke answer in the lot but man I'm going to be totally mediocre.

Zodijackylite posted:

I guessed a bunch of stuff about sports I don't really follow, which is exactly how this is played, right?

That's the spirit.

# ? Mar 23, 2015 02:27

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Got my (mostly) ultra-homer ballot in :toot:

# ? Mar 24, 2015 01:30

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Alright, I've entered everyone in thus far. If you are missing and don't think you should be, shoot me an e-mail. I'll make last calls in the N/Vs tomorrow.

# ? Mar 24, 2015 06:17

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I just sent my entry.

# ? Mar 24, 2015 18:19

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

Got my ballot in.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:34

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Sent my viciously unfunny one in.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 04:08

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

I'm pretty sure this is the first one I actually submitted answers for. For a lot of them I just googled and picked something that looked reasonable

# ? Mar 25, 2015 18:02

Deus Ex Macklemore: Jul 2, 2004; Zelensky's Zealots

Are there still prizes for terrible answers because I just loving won that award.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:31

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Inspector_666 posted:

Sent my viciously unfunny one in.

I don't think I even tried to make a joke but I wasn't trying to win either. I'm bad at sheep but looking forward to the reveal.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:49

No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

Grittybeard posted:

I don't think I even tried to make a joke but I wasn't trying to win either. I'm bad at sheep but looking forward to the reveal.

The beauty of the sheep reveal is either you're so bad you have an Ace which is likely to be either funny or bad enough that it's almost funny OR you have a top answer which gets you big points OR you've got a weak answer that a few others did and you get to revel in solidarity with your answer-bros

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:52

AllTerrineVehicle: Jan 8, 2010; I'm great at boats!

Sent mine in, look forward to doing terribly.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:52

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Sent in a mix of serious answers that won't get any points and unfunny joke answers. I like my chances.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:59

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Grittybeard posted:

I don't think I even tried to make a joke but I wasn't trying to win either. I'm bad at sheep but looking forward to the reveal.

I figure I have no hope of winning so I tried to make a funny one but instead I end up with nothing.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:33

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

I've already won, because the truth is on my side.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:51

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

I've got 23 unprocessed ballots in my inbox that I'll get to when I get home (people always submit the most on the last day). I'll explain the process of scoring after signups close.

Also, if you like sheep reveals, there's going to be one in Games AND D&D tonight.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:19

PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

Some of us like to be fashionably late.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:21

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

PantsFreeZone posted:

Some of us like to be fashionably late.

It's the only fashion at which Goons excel, unless we're talking the annual Paris Spring Fedora Show.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:32

pig slut lisa: Mar 5, 2012; irl is good

Just submitted my answers.

I have rigged the D&D sheep game in your favor and I expect the same in return. :ssh:

# ? Mar 26, 2015 00:15

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

Sent mine in.

# ? Mar 26, 2015 00:28

No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

submitted my super late entry with a smattering of attempted point-getters and hopeful chuckles

# ? Mar 26, 2015 00:32

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

One hour left for submissions!

# ? Mar 26, 2015 03:03

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

i am oddly excited for the reveal.

# ? Mar 26, 2015 03:05

JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

I don't really watch much more than hockey any more so I expect to be firmly in the bottom of the pack

# ? Mar 26, 2015 03:11

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

seiferguy posted:

One hour left for submissions!

I SUBMIT!!! I submit.... _{to last place _{for bad, unfunny answers}}

# ? Mar 26, 2015 03:12

Dingleberry Jones: Jun 2, 2008; If I'm posting a new thread, it means there is a thread already posted and I failed at using the forum search correctly

I wasn't going to submit this time, but I wanted to get one answer in because I thought it would make me funny, but in reality, six other people probably thought of it, too, and that makes me sad

# ? Mar 26, 2015 03:20

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:31

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Benne posted:

Sent in a mix of serious answers that won't get any points and unfunny joke answers. I like my chances.

Me too, we'll probably tie!

# ? Mar 26, 2015 03:38

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