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poop device
Mar 6, 2010
Lipstick Apathy

Dr. Red Ranger posted:

I saw this today too; one of my pharmacy classmates found it on the "Feminists against Vaccination" page. Someone noticed the watermark and said it was from a satire group, so I linked the photoshop phriday page for them. Didn't stop the next three people from commenting on how ignorant people are without noticing the explained joke.

Some people just prefer their circle jerks. Makes u think.

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itskage
Aug 26, 2003


Have we seen this one yet?

quote:

The Justice Department is ordering bank employees to consider calling the cops on customers who withdraw $5,000 dollars or more, a chilling example of how the war on cash is intensifying.

Banks are already required to file ‘suspicious activity reports’ on their customers, with threats of fines and even jail time for directors if financial institutions don’t meet quotas.

But as investor and financial blogger Simon Black points out, last week, “A senior official from the Justice Department spoke to a group of bankers about the need for them to rat out their customers to the police.”


Assistant attorney general Leslie Caldwell gave a speech in which he urged banks to “alert law enforcement authorities about the problem” so that police can “seize the funds” or at least “initiate an investigation”.

As Black highlights, according to the handbook for the Federal Financial Institution Examination Council, such suspicious activity includes, “Transactions conducted or attempted by, at, or through the bank (or an affiliate) and aggregating $5,000 or more…”

Black provides a chilling scenario under which an attempt to withdraw your own money from your bank account could end with a home visit from the cops.

“As you pull into your driveway later there’s an unexpected surprise waiting for you: two police officers would like to have a word with you about your intended withdrawal earlier,” writes Black, who accuses banks of already operating as “unpaid government spies”.

“Do you need to withdraw cash to purchase a used car from a private seller? Or perhaps you are pulling out some emergency cash for a loved one,” writes Mac Slavo.

“Either one of these activities are now considered suspicious and if your cash withdrawal amounts to even a few thousand dollars your bank teller is under a legal requirement to alert officials about your suspected criminal activity. And before you argue that you can’t possibly be a suspect because you have done nothing wrong, consider that even being suspected of being a suspect is now enough to land you on a terrorist watchlist in America.”

The war on cash is intensifying as authorities attempt to crack down on one of the few remaining modes of anonymity.

Over in France, Finance Minister Michel Sapin hailed the introduction of measures set to come into force in September which will restrict French citizens from making cash payments over 1,000 euros.

The new regulations, introduced in the name of fighting terrorism, will also see cash deposits of over 10,000 euros during a single month reported to anti-fraud authorities.

Meanwhile, in the UK, HSBC is now interrogating its account holders on how they earn and spend their money as well as restricting large cash withdrawals for customers from £5000 upwards.

Back in America, purchasing Amtrak train tickets with cash is being treated as a suspicious activity as part of a number of behaviors that are “indicative of criminal activity”.

Banks are also making it harder for customers to withdraw and deposit cash, with Chase imposing new capital controls that mandate identification for cash deposits and ban cash being deposited into another person’s account.

There's a bunch of links in it that I don't care to put in the proper places in BBC code, but:
http://www.sovereignman.com/trends/justice-department-rolls-out-an-early-form-of-capital-controls-in-america-16640/
http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-ne...tigate_03232015
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-03-23/fighting-war-terror-banning-cash
http://www.infowars.com/hsbc-demands-to-know-how-customers-spend-cash/
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-25861717
http://www.infowars.com/amtrak-purchasing-train-tickets-with-cash-is-a-suspicious-activity/
http://www.infowars.com/chase-imposes-new-capitol-controls-on-cash-deposits/

Barent
Jun 15, 2007

Never die in vain.
War on cash? Come the gently caress on, really?

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

The war on telling those drat kids to get off my lawn

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I deal with this because I work for a financial institution (a casino).
The only people who care about this stuff are people who are evading taxes, have an illegal source of income or are involved with something very shady.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Barent posted:

War on cash? Come the gently caress on, really?

Surprise surprise:
http://www.infowars.com/amtrak-purchasing-train-tickets-with-cash-is-a-suspicious-activity/

Not entirely without basis in fact, though:
https://www.aclu.org/files/assets/amtrak_foia_documents.pdf#page=35

See also: "drug" forfeitures from people carrying large amounts of cash.


It's a bit overblown, but not complete bullshit.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Barent posted:

War on cash? Come the gently caress on, really?
As with many things, you probably don't have to worry a lot about it if you're white and middle class, but there is a war on cash in the form of asset forfeiture laws being wide open to abuse.
Temaha, TX is probably the most egregious example, but they got slapped down by a civil suit a while back http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-texas-profiling_wittmar10-story.html

Barent
Jun 15, 2007

Never die in vain.
No I'm fine with recognizing that it's a real thing I'm just tired of the "war on ____" nomenclature.

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?
Sometimes there are good ones.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

TerminalSaint posted:

Sometimes there are good ones.

This seems like a pretty bipartisan issue, too. Ds for the obvious reason and Rs because now these kids are hearing about Planned Parenthood at the age of 8-10 for no reason other than this moron wanting to score rhetorical points.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
War on cash, or war on God?

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Perestroika posted:

Coming to think of it, something about this ever-present fixation on "hard work" in american discourse is actually pretty off-putting. It's like working yourself to death is considered pretty much a pre-requisite before you can even start to merely hope for something better. The idea that maybe somebody should be able to have a dignified and pleasant life by working competently but also comfortably, without breaking their back in the process, just doesn't seem to occur.

It's a Wonderful Life posted:

Potter: ...and all because a few starry-eyed dreamers like Peter Bailey stir 'em up and fill their head with a lot of impossible ideas. Now, I say --

Bailey: Just a minute – just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. Just a minute. Now, you're right when you say my father was no business man. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I'll never know. But neither you nor anybody else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was -- Why, in the twenty-five years since he and Uncle Billy started this thing, he never once thought of himself. Isn't that right, Uncle Billy? He didn't save enough money to send Harry to school, let alone me. But he did help a few people get outta your slums, Mr. Potter. And what's wrong with that? Why -- here, you're all businessmen here. Don't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers?

You, you said that they -- What'd you say just a minute ago? They had to wait and save their money before they even thought of a decent home. Wait? Wait for what?! Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken-down that -- You know how long it takes a workin' man to save five thousand dollars? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about, they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him, but to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book he died a much richer man than you'll ever be.

Potter: I'm not interested in your book. I'm talkin' about the Building and Loan.

Bailey: I know very well what you're talking about. You're talking about something you can't get your fingers on, and it's galling you. That's what you're talking about, I know. Well...I've said too much. I -- You're...the Board here. You do what you want with this thing. There's just one thing more, though. This town needs this measly one-horse institution if only to have some place where people can come without crawling to Potter. Come on, Uncle Billy!

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

I watched Its A Wonderful Life this past christmas for the first time since I was a kid and I was surprised how socialist it was. The messages would be considered a little radical even now.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.

I don't know much about how banking works in the USA, but from that quote, it seems you should be able to enter a bank with a big sack with a dollar sign on it, full of blood stained, crumpled notes in small denominations and no one should bat an eyelash as you make a deposit.

As a previous poster said, most of the people who would have a problem with this are evading taxes.

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Alterian posted:

I watched Its A Wonderful Life this past christmas for the first time since I was a kid and I was surprised how socialist it was. The messages would be considered a little radical even now.

You can find this with quite a few Frank Capra movies, actually. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington is nominally nonpartisan and traditionalist, but I remember reading somewhere that given some of the elements which don't mean much to us now (Eastern/Western state divide, federal purchases of land for public use, etc.), it wasn't actually that wishy-washy at the time it was made. I think it's that, prior to the '50s and '60s, economic populism wasn't seen as a counterculture thing, so it was much easier to pair it with traditional values and patriotism.

e: Looking at Wikipedia now, it seems a lot of people in DC attacked Mr. Smith Goes to Washington as radical and dangerous for alleging that there could be corruption in US government. :v: Weird, since it's just about the most traditional, patriotic, safe movie about politics I can think of.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Fat Samurai posted:

I don't know much about how banking works in the USA, but from that quote, it seems you should be able to enter a bank with a big sack with a dollar sign on it, full of blood stained, crumpled notes in small denominations and no one should bat an eyelash as you make a deposit.

As a previous poster said, most of the people who would have a problem with this are evading taxes.

Eh, not really, Last Week Tonight had a segment about civil forfeitures and there were a few stories about people who had large amounts of cash being stopped by the police and basically told "I think you're going to use this money to buy drugs, so we're seizing it." A bank being told to call the police on large withdrawals like that could set up a lot of the more corrupt precincts to chase down the person and grab the money under a civil forfeiture claim.

Like Guavanaut said, if you're white and middle class you probably wouldn't have much to worry about, but I can see minorities really getting hit hard by crooked cops with this. That said, it probably is true that a good number of people who are complaining about it are well-off people who want to evade taxes, but it doesn't really invalidate their point that it would be a bad law, even if they're opposing it for the wrong reasons.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.

Twelve by Pies posted:

Eh, not really, Last Week Tonight had a segment about civil forfeitures and there were a few stories about people who had large amounts of cash being stopped by the police and basically told "I think you're going to use this money to buy drugs, so we're seizing it." A bank being told to call the police on large withdrawals like that could set up a lot of the more corrupt precincts to chase down the person and grab the money under a civil forfeiture claim.

Like Guavanaut said, if you're white and middle class you probably wouldn't have much to worry about, but I can see minorities really getting hit hard by crooked cops with this. That said, it probably is true that a good number of people who are complaining about it are well-off people who want to evade taxes, but it doesn't really invalidate their point that it would be a bad law, even if they're opposing it for the wrong reasons.

I've only briefly read the links posted, so I was thinking that "bank calls and policemen come and take your money on the spot" was an exaggeration. If that's what's going to happen, yeah, it's a bad law. The way I read it, though, it seemed that the banks had no responsibility whatsoever in where the money came from or what it's used for, which is an equally bad idea.

Banks in Europe (except those in Switzerland, Monaco and Andorra, I think) must contact the authorities if they suspect their customers are laundering money or evading taxes. Working in the loan department of a bank, I know how often we do that (not very).

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I deal with this because I work for a financial institution (a casino).
The only people who care about this stuff are people who are evading taxes, have an illegal source of income or are involved with something very shady.

The problem is that this pretty much only hits lower income people whether they're engaged in legitimate commerce or not. Rich people don't deal in cash. Drug dealers also don't really make insane money or anything. The revenue might be somewhat large, but the profits are a different story. Compared to the tax evasion of Apple and other companies who abuse structural loopholes it's pocket change.

The mindset of, "well if you're dealing in this amount of cash then you SHOULD seem suspicious" is dangerous because it ignores the fact that these laws have a disparate impact due to the specifics of who actually uses cash. It also starts to get real ugly when you combine it with asset forfeiture laws. This law essentially tells the police who they should target for asset forfeiture abuse. Cops don't need to waste calories searching random cars anymore. They can just get tipped off by the bank, spin that into probable cause based simply on the amount of money, and just use people who deal in cash(hint, it's not Tim Cook) as their ATM.

Giant multinationals walk away scot free while the purchasing of used cars/etc. becomes illegal for poors.

ErIog fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Mar 24, 2015

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Yes. My friend's dad strikes again. Not sure why he is suddenly so hung up on guns now.



But surely there is only one reason thing is good. Thing has guns so it is good and only reason why good.

TheMaskedChemist
Mar 30, 2010

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

Yes. My friend's dad strikes again. Not sure why he is suddenly so hung up on guns now.



But surely there is only one reason thing is good. Thing has guns so it is good and only reason why good.
Coincidentally Vermont also has the third lowest poverty rate. I wonder if that's significant.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

TheMaskedChemist posted:

Coincidentally Vermont also has the third lowest poverty rate. I wonder if that's significant.

It's also because of guns. Checkmate, libtards. :smug:

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

TheMaskedChemist posted:

Coincidentally Vermont also has the third lowest poverty rate. I wonder if that's significant.

Nevvy Z posted:

It's also because of guns. Checkmate, libtards. :smug:
It has low poverty because a well-armed citizenry is better able to defend private property :smug:

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

Obviously all those guns mean that criminals were too scared to rob people/sell drugs/etc., forcing them to get real jobs and work themselves out of poverty just like the founding fathers intended.

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Alterian posted:

I watched Its A Wonderful Life this past christmas for the first time since I was a kid and I was surprised how socialist it was. The messages would be considered a little radical even now.

The FBI would agree with you, because they tried their damnedest to have it banned and suppressed as 'illegal communist propaganda'. :v:

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

ErIog posted:

The problem is that this pretty much only hits lower income people whether they're engaged in legitimate commerce or not.

I agree that the way it ties into forfeiture is screwed up, but there are good reasons to keep track of people who are making a large number of large cash transactions.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I agree that the way it ties into forfeiture is screwed up, but there are good reasons to keep track of people who are making a large number of large cash transactions.

Nobody is disputing this. It's just that maybe the bar for "large number of large cash transactions" should be set higher than $5k USD in aggregate.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

ErIog posted:

Nobody is disputing this. It's just that maybe the bar for "large number of large cash transactions" should be set higher than $5k USD in aggregate.

I don't see why in this day and age anyone needs to have $5000 in cash in their hands. Unless they're going to the strip club and the dancers don't have those little card swipers attached to their iPhones attached to their garters.

blackmet
Aug 5, 2006

I believe there is a universal Truth to the process of doing things right (Not that I have any idea what that actually means).

ErIog posted:

Nobody is disputing this. It's just that maybe the bar for "large number of large cash transactions" should be set higher than $5k USD in aggregate.

It's actually 10k as far as banks are concerned. That's when Currency Transaction Reports have to be filed.

And, no, there's really no reason for an average joe schmo to be carrying around 5k plus in cash. Buying a used car? First, last, security on a apartment? There are these things called cashiers checks you can get at a bank. If you have 5k in cash, you probably have a bank account. If the seller is insisting on cash that's a red flag.

Running a store that does over 5k a day in cash transactions? You probably have a safe in the back and an armored car picking up every couple days.

I'm not pro civil forfeiture and think being able to have cash taken from you without cause is hosed up. But you're a moron if you're walking around with 5k anyway.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Rick_Hunter posted:

I don't see why in this day and age anyone needs to have $5000 in cash in their hands. Unless they're going to the strip club and the dancers don't have those little card swipers attached to their iPhones attached to their garters.

Buying a car. Too many cashier's check scams, not much else has as little danger of the transaction being reversed (though means other than violence) AND everyone knowing how to do it.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

VideoTapir posted:

Buying a car. Too many cashier's check scams, not much else has as little danger of the transaction being reversed (though means other than violence) AND everyone knowing how to do it.

Also note that it says "aggregating $5,000 or more." So it could just be a bunch of separate life poo poo happening where you need to spend or deposit more than $5k a month.

Aeka 2.0
Nov 16, 2000

:ohdear: Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.




Dinosaur Gum

blackmet posted:

It's actually 10k as far as banks are concerned. That's when Currency Transaction Reports have to be filed.

And, no, there's really no reason for an average joe schmo to be carrying around 5k plus in cash. Buying a used car? First, last, security on a apartment? There are these things called cashiers checks you can get at a bank. If you have 5k in cash, you probably have a bank account. If the seller is insisting on cash that's a red flag.

Running a store that does over 5k a day in cash transactions? You probably have a safe in the back and an armored car picking up every couple days.

I'm not pro civil forfeiture and think being able to have cash taken from you without cause is hosed up. But you're a moron if you're walking around with 5k anyway.

I bought a car for 15k in cash a couple of years ago, because 15k was below asking, and people have a hard time saying no to cash, its part of the bargaining. I sold a car recently for 5k, and I would only deal with cash because my wife was scammed by a fake cashiers check. And an armored truck for 5k a day cash transactions? You're making GBS threads me. Hah. My work does have a safe, but thats silly. 5k ain't poo poo.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

ErIog posted:

Also note that it says "aggregating $5,000 or more." So it could just be a bunch of separate life poo poo happening where you need to spend or deposit more than $5k a month.

Ok, this is inconsistent with what I've seen in the past. The bank definitely needs to report people who are making a large number of transactions that exceed $10,000 aggregate, and as part of that they should keep track of people who are making smaller transactions that over a short period of time will exceed $10,000. But there's no reason to keep track of someone who over the course of a month makes $5000 worth of transactions.

Here's an example of a series of transactions that should definitely get reported:

quote:

On April 16, for instance, the records show two transfers for exactly $9,999 and one for $9,990. Eight days later, the records show an eighth transaction of $9,999 and a ninth for $5,587.92.

In this case, the wife of a man on trial was attempting to move money out of a defense fund into an account that was under less scrutiny. There was concern that this was done in order for the defendant to flee the country. The government definitely has a good reason to keep tabs on this.

What really needs to be reformed is asset forfeiture. I think a good first step would be mandating that forfeited property be destroyed or deposited to the US Treasury.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)
Thread, I am looking for a story that was posted in this thread a while back that basically showed that even with flat taxes by amount or percentage, the middle class is being cheated by the upper class and are always blaming the lower class for cheating the system. It ends with the upper class being hanged.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

blackmet posted:

It's actually 10k as far as banks are concerned. That's when Currency Transaction Reports have to be filed.

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Ok, this is inconsistent with what I've seen in the past.

Did you read the thread? We are not discussing the $10k regulation. We are discussing the new rules from the Justice Department that move it from $10k to $5k. It was even posted on this very page.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3186581&perpage=40&pagenumber=1420#post443133580

ErIog fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Mar 25, 2015

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I guess what's important is how this is actually being implemented. If it's being used to steal from poor people then it's obviously a bad policy.

What I worry about is that it's actually being used to target people who are engaged in criminal activity, and those people are trying to create a story that mean ol' Mr. Government is bullying good Americans for having the gall to use cash.

Financial institutions have always been required to submit suspicious activity reports, even when the amount does not exceed $10,000 if the activity is truly unusual. One example where I've submitted a report is when someone filled up a slot machine's stacker box twice with $5's. That probably was less than $5000 in currency but it's not normal behavior and needed to be reported.

blackmet
Aug 5, 2006

I believe there is a universal Truth to the process of doing things right (Not that I have any idea what that actually means).

ErIog posted:

Did you read the thread? We are not discussing the $10k regulation. We are discussing the new rules from the Justice Department that move it from $10k to $5k. It was even posted on this very page.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3186581&perpage=40&pagenumber=1420#post443133580

A) Half the sources on that are infowars. AKA crap.

B) I work for a combination brokerage/bank firm. Due to recent regulatory changes, the number of people in anti-money laundering/suspicious transactions/new account verification has tripled in less than one year (I'm one of the people who moved into it from other places in the company).

Banks HATE this poo poo. It's confusing as hell, constantly changes, is open to tons of interpretation, and costs them tons of money to enforce. They don't mind reporting major problems and suspicious transactions -- although they really would rather not, it does at least let them say if something does come down that "we did our due diligence". Auto calling the cops for withdrawing 5K in cash over the span of...well, this article doesn't really make it clear? That's a breathtaking pain in the rear end that requires an entire staff of people who do nothing but that, and does nothing but piss off the 99% of customers where that's just normal for them or they do have a decent reason for it (medical emergency, buying a car, apartment down payment). Another cost center. They'll probably lobby against it.

C) If there is any reason to go down this road, it's due to pot legalization and a backdoor way to keep banks from ever accepting those accounts. Despite the fact that most won't anyway due to marijuana still being illegal under federal law.

D) I think at one point the threshold was $5,000, then raised to $10,000 because the feds didn't even have the manpower to sort through everything sent to them. Unless the government is going to hire more people to do the work (fat chance given this Congress), how are they going to handle it?

the_seventh_cohort
May 4, 2013

Rick_Hunter posted:

Thread, I am looking for a story that was posted in this thread a while back that basically showed that even with flat taxes by amount or percentage, the middle class is being cheated by the upper class and are always blaming the lower class for cheating the system. It ends with the upper class being hanged.

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I wrote this in response to the Beer/Tax analogy, it's been a while but I'm pretty sure I used actual income and tax information to come up with the numbers.
I seem to remember there being some minor math errors so I'm going to do a double check.


100 people go to see a movie.


The first 50 pay 75 cents for their ticket, they spend the majority of the next two hours working at the concession stand or sweeping floors.
If they're caught watching the movie they're berated. After all, if they have time to watch a movie then they have time to earn enough money to pay more for their ticket.

The next 25 pay 5 dollars apiece for a ticket.
They each spend a portion of the movie working the projector, repairing the popcorn machine and working as security.
The movie is ruined for them though because they spend so much time dealing with people in the first group of 50.

The next 15 pay 12 dollars each for their ticket.
They spend a portion of their time at the theater maintaining the projector or keeping concessions running.
They get to see almost all of the movie unless something goes wrong.

The next 5 pay 23 dollars each for their ticket.
They are responsible for keeping the projector and concessions running, they don't actually do any of the work, they delegate all tasks to members of the previous 3 groups.
They get free sodas and nicer seats than the first three groups.

The next 4 pay 50 dollars each for their ticket.
Their job is to pick the movie. They get an entire meal and unlimited soda. Their seats are unbelievably comfortable.

The last person pays 343 for his ticket.
His job is to have the theater named after him.
His meal is decadent and he drinks the finest beverages. He sits in a golden throne. He has security guards who keep the bottom 95 from even getting near him.

At the end of the first day the money made from concessions is split up.
pre:
The first 50 each get 11 dollars. They each paid 75 cents. They take home $10.25
The next 25 each get 33 dollars. They each paid 5 dollars. They take home $28
The next 15 each get 60 dollars. They each paid 12 dollars. They take home $48
The next 5 get 88 each. They each paid 23 dollars. They take home $65
The next 4 get 144 each. They each paid 50 dollars. They take home $94
The last takes 672. He paid 343. He takes home $329
The people from the 25 and 15 group exclaim that it's not fair that the people in the first group get to take home almost all their pay because of the way ticket prices are set up. They develop the flat ticket price plan where everyone pays their fair share.

After doing a little math they find the magic number, 25%
At the end of the second day the money made from concessions is split up.
pre:
The first 50 each get 11 dollars. They each paid 3. They take home $8
The next 25 each get 33 dollars. They each paid 8 dollars. They take home $25
The next 15 each get 60 dollars. They each paid 15 dollars. They take home $45
The next 5 get 88 each. They each paid 22 dollars. They take home $66
The next 4 get 144 each. They each paid 36 dollars. They take home $108
The last takes 672. He paid 168. He takes home $504
The people from the 25 and 15 group are pretty confused but are certain it's the bottom 50 that are screwing them over. They decide to split the ticket costs straight across the board. The total costs for the evening are $1000, split 100 ways is $10 each.

At the end of the third day the money made from concessions is split up.
pre:
The first 50 each get 11 dollars. They each paid 10. They take home $1
The next 25 each get 33 dollars. They each paid 10 dollars. They take home $23
The next 15 each get 60 dollars. They each paid 10 dollars. They take home $50
The next 5 get 88 each. They each paid 10 dollars. They take home $78
The next 4 get 144 each. They each paid 10 dollars. They take home $134
The last takes 672. He paid 10. He takes home $662
The people from the bottom 50 group decide they've had enough.
At the end of the fourth day the money made from concessions is split up.
pre:
The first 50 each get 44 dollars. They each paid 11. They take home $33
The next 25 each get 44 dollars. They each paid 11 dollars. They take home $33
The next 15 each get 44 dollars. They each paid 11 dollars. They take home $33
The last 10 get hung by their necks from the projector booth.
The moral of the story: Maybe progressive taxation isn't a terrible idea.


EDIT:

The math for day 4 was a bit off. They earn $44, take home pay of $33 after deducting $11 each.

There you go.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Thank you very much. Although this joke/story doesn't explicitly say that the middle class hates the poor, I was trying to explain to a Chinese coworker that the US isn't all it's cracked up to be. He has a slightly naive view of what 'opportunity' means but thankfully he hasn't developed any kind of economic class identity.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
I'm listening to this thread happen in real life right next to me.

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My friend is a nurse in Arizona and she says they have so many Mexicans and none of them have have insurance

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This country was founded as a Christian nation

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[African Coworker] came here and was here 18 years on a green card til she finally got her citizenship.

I work for a State agency with quasi judicial oversight of medicaid and welfare benefits.

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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TheMaskedChemist posted:

Coincidentally Vermont also has the third lowest poverty rate. I wonder if that's significant.

Everytime I see the word Vermont, the only thing I can think of is the quote from William H. Macy in Thank You For Smokng - "The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese!"

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