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Yaos posted:I bet 7 of 9 is a huge dominatrix. I think she'd be the other stereotype. With her lifelong habit of assimilating the inferior and her superior intellect and arse, I believe she would be into letting herself go and handing over the power. I once knew a girl like that only she wasn't a Borg she was a pharmacist.
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i thought it was really elegant and smart and was extmreely star trek in its outlookk. i dont care if its not scientifically plausable because a) nothing in trek actually is anyway and b) story > pleasing the nerd hoards. if you want that go read some sttephen baxter or something.
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opus111 posted:i thought it was really elegant and smart and was extmreely star trek in its outlookk. i dont care if its not scientifically plausable because a) nothing in trek actually is anyway and b) story > pleasing the nerd hoards. if you want that go read some sttephen baxter or something. I don't think it's elegant or smart, but it plugs like 20 other, more important plot holes so screw it, good enough.
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Mar 26, 2015 11:52
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Heard people were talking poo poo about TNG in this thread.   
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Speaking of those two parter Blu Rays.... Before they released the Blu Rays for those they showed them in movie theaters and I forced my gf to go along with me to the Best of Both Worlds. Some guy came in late and set right next to us and looked like the most typical basement dwelling goon you can imagine. He was probably 300+ pounds and only wearing a regular shirt so half of his gut was hanging out from his shirt and he had sweat pants shorts (sweat shorts?) on. Whatever, I keep my focus on the screen because the Borg look cool as poo poo in HD. Anyways, after it was over my gf said she was 100% sure the dude was playing with himself the entire time and she couldn't actually watch BoBW because she kept getting grossed out by the goon.
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Angela Christine posted:Sort of. Everyone could get married lots of times, I think? And having sex with anyone you're married to isn't cheating on anyone else you're married to. But I'm not sure if casual sex with people you aren't married to would be frowned on.
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iraqniphobia posted:so half of his gut was hanging out from his shirt My theory is that his pannus flap and fold of underskin was itchy. Nobody can continually jerk off through that much Guinan screen time.
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iraqniphobia posted:Speaking of those two parter Blu Rays.... Another Aatrek spotting.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sASAkm1Yro I may be easily amused, but Grin edits are amazing.
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Mar 26, 2015 21:12
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First they brought X-Files back. Now they are bringing Coach back as a sitcom. So Star Trek is next right? Hopefully they don't overshoot the timeline and bring back Original Trek.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:37
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I always imagined neelix having a two headed penis
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Mar 27, 2015 05:53
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:I always imagined neelix having a two headed penis Haha, I sometimes forget that's canon.
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Mar 27, 2015 06:56
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yo, what 2 eps of TNG would you show a newcomer. profile: female, therefore it has to go easy on the technobabble. assume no prior knowledge of characters.
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opus111 posted:yo, what 2 eps of TNG would you show a newcomer. profile: female, therefore it has to go easy on the technobabble. assume no prior knowledge of characters. Well, if it's for a female I suppose any of the Troi episodes would do. Little technobabble and lots of talking about our feelings.
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opus111 posted:yo, what 2 eps of TNG would you show a newcomer. profile: female, therefore it has to go easy on the technobabble. assume no prior knowledge of characters. Measure of a Man Q-Who (or Peak Performance) Both are season 2, both give a good grasp of the characters.
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Angela Christine posted:Well, if it's for a female I suppose any of the Troi episodes would do. Little technobabble and lots of talking about our feelings. she might be triggered by the endless amount of rape troi experiences.
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ultrabindu posted:Measure of a Man hmmm q who is a good idea. her english isn't fabulous so measure of a man might be too much. i considered tin man.
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Mar 27, 2015 11:13
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Tell her the measure of a man is about dick sizing.
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Universe Master posted:Tell her the measure of a man is about dick sizing. im already going into this worrying about the size of my weiner: this is the girl who is into black guys remember. im going to try and boost the power of my whiteness with some backup from Jean-luc Prickhard and co.
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opus111 posted:im already going into this worrying about the size of my weiner: this is the girl who is into black guys remember. im going to try and boost the power of my whiteness with some backup from Jean-luc Prickhard and co. Then definitely show her the Geordi holo-creep episode.
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opus111 posted:hmmm q who is a good idea. her english isn't fabulous so measure of a man might be too much. The borg episodes might be good for an ESL trek newbie. There is technobabble, but it is mostly to explain to hardcore fans why all the magical super science can't work on the Borg. Even without getting all the dialog the Borg manage to look more menacing than most Star Trek villains. And you get lots of flashing lights and shooty space scenes. Another culture wanting to "assimilate" you and take away everything that makes you YOU is a threat most people can understand. I don't remember the names of any of the episodes though.
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Angela Christine posted:The borg episodes might be good for an ESL trek newbie. There is technobabble, but it is mostly to explain to hardcore fans why all the magical super science can't work on the Borg. Even without getting all the dialog the Borg manage to look more menacing than most Star Trek villains. And you get lots of flashing lights and shooty space scenes. Another culture wanting to "assimilate" you and take away everything that makes you YOU is a threat most people can understand. Q Who Best of Both Worlds I Borg The Descent (movie) First Contact Is that it? Id recommend every one of those episodes, even if The Descent had a kinda weak second half its still pretty good. Edit: The Borg were so great in TNG, then Voyager got ahold of them. Blarg. Gutcruncher fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Mar 27, 2015 |
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just wanted to say farscape is a way better show than any star trek cheers
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I used Q Who to introduce a girl to Star Trek and now she's about 10 episodes away from All Good Things so I vote for Q Who. Other than that, I'd probably go for Data heavy episodes since most girls I know seem to pick him as their favorite character.
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The one where Geordi thinks that holo deck version of a scientist is his real gf and he meets her in real life and she sees how creepy he is would be a good choice too
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Kuato posted:The one where Geordi thinks that holo deck version of a scientist is his real gf and he meets her in real life and she sees how creepy he is would be a good choice too In the All Good Things series finale future bits, he was married to that scientist I always thought that was a pretty good laugh
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iraqniphobia posted:In the All Good Things series finale future bits, he was married to that scientist By then it was probably the holo character with the armband thing the Doctor had in Voyager from the future. Only way it would ever happen for that nerd.
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It's never stated outright, but the Doctor had to cut open that futureborg's skull to get his mobile emitter back. They couldn't just make a new one.
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iraqniphobia posted:Other than that, I'd probably go for Data heavy episodes since most girls I know seem to pick him as their favorite character. Girls like super strong dudes who don't have emotional outbursts but also care deeply about their friends and also paint and has a cat and makes artisanal cat food to give the cat.
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Didn't Data also write a poem about his cat? Just sayin.
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Strong, sensitive, never gets mad, always there when you need him, never expected anything or had alterior motives. Data was a true alpha. Data is what nice guys imagine themselves to be when they're crymasturbating to crusher and troi's calisthenics scenes.
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Do you think Dr. Soong forgot to make Lore fully functional and that's why he's so mad all the time
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Data gets chicks because his cock vibrates. C'mon.
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Do you think Dr. Soong forgot to make Lore fully functional and that's why he's so mad all the time I don't remember it actually happening in the TV series but Data claimed to be a sexhaver in First Contact.
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Volcott posted:I don't remember it actually happening in the TV series but Data claimed to be a sexhaver in First Contact. he banged tasha yar
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Sudo Echo posted:he banged tasha yar And he took advantage of that grieving widow.
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Monkey Fracas posted:What the gently caress ha ha ha 
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He had a girlfriend for an episode but she dumped him because he was emotionally unavailable. Serial bachelor for life.
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Rabble posted:He had a girlfriend for an episode but she dumped him because he was emotionally unavailable. That episode was so loving weird.
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The episode that was weird was the one where Bartley got blasted by a space probe that turned him into a genius that intergrated himself in with the ship through the holodeck and flew the enterprise to some random planet where a giant disembodied head appeared on the bridge and was like "oh cool, you guys are neat lookng." Then they took away Bartley's newfound gifts and that's the last you hear about it.
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