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I still think mine is the worst. hosed up that franchise for years.
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Grittybeard posted:Buckner probably shouldn't be an ace but there are so many different answers and I don't know where else it fits unless you shove all baseball decisions together. seriously the answer should just be "an MLB manager did something" because it's usually wrong/bad, including submitting lineup cards
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C. Everett Koop posted:Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus..... 
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GuavaMoment posted:That was against the Czechs, but nice try. it pissed me off so much the opponent became irrelevant
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Question 9: The 2016 Olympics in Rio are coming up! There's always scandal and controversy in the Olympics. Predict (in general terms) what that scandal will be. Massive Poverty / Exploitation / Favelas demolished to make way for venues - 15 doomocrat CzarStark Haschel Cedricson The Locator KettleWL Spoeank Guignol Meeler09 Inspector_666 Benne Grittybeard alansmithee Mike Works The Midniter Rogue Elephant Doping / PEDs / Steroids etc. - 14 stab Nostalgia4Butts INSPECTAH DECK ChampRamp Ice To Meet You fartknocker Anders (Soccer finally gets busted for doping) CellBlock KIM JONG TRILL (Sailing Doping Scandal) CBJSprague24 PantsFreeZone swickles tanglewood1420 Twin Cinema Corrupt / bribed officials & judges - 11 Worthleast Ammat the Ankh WienerDog Crunkjuice Tadashi abel wingnut Pander myron cope GuavaMoment pig slut lisa Deadly Intersection Some sort of sex scandal - 8 brainguy Azhais lloyol (Syphillis outbreak) Wall Balls (Thomas Bach sextape) Christ Pseudoscientist Pungry (A carnival in Olympic Village will prevent Olympians from playing due to too much sex) Shadow Ninja 64 (Malicious condom pinprick prank leads to record athlete pregnancies) DukeChin - A severe outbreak of a new and previously unheard of virus called "The Sexy Mumps" due to continued promiscuous athlete mega-sex in the Olympic Village combined with Russia annexing a large portion of the Ukrainian Olympic National Team. Riots/ protests / revolutions over the cost of the Games - 7 Paper Tiger darkwolf220 elwoodcuse ThinkTank The Glumslinger JoelJoel Evanth ("Building Huge One Use Stadiums Is Good For Economic Prosperity" common-wisdom myth is dispelled, nobody in Brazil believes the vultures anymore after their worst loss.) People dying at the games - 6 Tony Phillips (Where did all the homeless people go and why does that landfill smell like corpses?) johnfw50 (Bodies found under sand volleyball pit) Articpuma (Dead construction workers) Zodijackylite (homeless extermination) Pet Rock Band (Dead construction workers) Kalli (the blood and guts of poor people will be used as the mortar to build the stadiums)  Prostitution - 5 Thaddius the Large (High demand leads to price gouging by prostitutes) E_Motion kalensc C. Everett Koop (not enough hookers) Recursive Stadiums aren't complete / infrastructure sucks - 4 Metapod McStabby josefstalinator Frank Eufemia Cocaine stuff - 3 Yoshifan823 (Entire Brazilian team caught selling coke to other athletes) IcePhoenix (Coke Mountain) Magicpants (Every athlete is a drug mule) Something stupid - 3 Great White Hope Bawfuls (Some dumb bullshit like the beer thing at the world cup last year) Parmesan Basil (probably some weak poo poo like teams tanking or whatever) Russia being a lovely country - 3 Spamtron7000 (More Russian racism and homophobia) Exodor (Putin secretly offing all non-Russian athletes) Pops Mgee (Russians caught with cybernetic upgrades) Slave labor - 3 Deathlove tehchekt FairGame China trying to use underage kids for gymnastics events...again - 2 Whypick1 No Safe Word Terrorist attack - 2 Mr. Fix It Dingleberry Jones (leads to Israel boycotting the Olympics) Michael Phelps sex scandal - 2 Ninurta (247 Hookers found dead in Michael Phelps' suite. Craig James wanted for questioning.) skaboomizzy (Michael Phelps tranny orgy) Kidnappings of athletes - 2 GeneX Everblight Police state overreach / security crackdown - 2 CannonFodder Jawknee How badly this is going to gently caress Rio up - 2 Buane AllTerrineVehicle ACES: Duran Duran won't be asked to play at the Opening/Closing ceremonies - naginalJJ USA winning gold - Dale Ouise Something about Israeli and Palestinian athletes - Xenophon Usain Bolt stripped of all his medals after it is revealed that he's been using a turbo button all this time - craigk Scandalously tiny swimsuits on the beach volleyball players - zakharov Cops murdering black people  (http://tinyurl.com/pw7llaz) - Cruel and Unusual Rampant nudity on the fields - Silly Burrito Boogie Cousins gets food poisoned by dirty bacalao - straight up brolic list of medalists leaked a month before the olympics begin, leading to a discussion of whether spoilers detract from enjoying watching a sporting competition - Rincewind Seriously have no clue, I don't watch the Olympics really or follow media for it - i am not so sure One of the rowing teams will ram and sink the other competitors, killing 3 rowers and 1 coxswain - Alfred P. Pseudonym Israel performs a heel turn on the US in the Greco-Roman finals (with a chair strike of course). Then they form a Judeo-Muslim alliance with Iran and Pakistan in an effort to combat the greater American evil. - marioinblack Transsexual athlete has to give up women's gold medal - OperaMouse After a tense few years that nearly resulted in the death of Olympic wrestling, the improved 2016 tournament concluded with the gold medal presentation to OH MY GOD ROMAN REIGNS WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH ON JACQUES ROGGE!! OH MY GOD ROMAN REIGNS IS OUT OF HIS MIND - tinstaach justin bieber reserving all the top brothels for himself - the talent deficit Water supply contamination - Infidel Castro That the Olympics still exist - Badfinger A-Rod competing in the equestrian events in centaur form - Vlad Antlerkov It takes officials until the semi-finals before officials realize beer pong is not an official event. - TUS Overinflated balls - Flyinglemur Worlds of trash (also the name of Schilling's failed MMO) - Reformed Pissboy Rio completely runs out of wax for Brazilian's - mentholmoose Somebody getting bit - sa fits Concerns about athlete safety - DannoMack
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No Safe Word posted:
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INSPECTAH DECK posted:but leaving out gretzky itself was fine You and I are going to fight 
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carroll passing there wasnt a bad decision, and i dont mean that in a herky jerky "because my team won".
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Is that a real thing? Because holy poo poo, if it's not a photo shop, I never heard of this (not really much of a baseball fan).
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You know Parm, you're not half bad.
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I'm legit shocked that the Miracle on Ice came in second. Was sure I'd only have one or two others put that. I also love that two people voted for Blernsball earlier.
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INSPECTAH DECK posted:and not that putting in bourque was the correct move, i have no idea on that, but leaving out gretzky itself was fine I will fight you
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stab posted:I will fight you you won't
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The Locator posted:Is that a real thing? Because holy poo poo, if it's not a photo shop, I never heard of this (not really much of a baseball fan).
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Those are some seriously dark answers. I'm as equally proud as I am ashamed of goons.
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quote:USA winning gold - Dale Ouise So good
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straight up brolic posted:i laughed at the syria answer Aleppo is bombed the gently caress out because of the civil war, something like 25,000 people have died in the last three years, and the soccer team has been relocated to Damascus for the last three seasons. So it's almost as bad as Cleveland.
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The Locator posted:Is that a real thing? Because holy poo poo, if it's not a photo shop, I never heard of this (not really much of a baseball fan). No it's not real. Will Ferrell plays for the Dodgers.
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seiferguy posted:Kalli (the blood and guts of poor people will be used as the mortar to build the stadiums) my dude.. quote:China trying to use underage kids for gymnastics events...again - 2  quote:Michael Phelps sex scandal - 2 quote:Duran Duran won't be asked to play at the Opening/Closing ceremonies - naginalJJ  quote:A-Rod competing in the equestrian events in centaur form - Vlad Antlerkov
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can't believe i'm the only one here who cares about olympics spoilers
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people are generally certain having an Olympics in Rio is a bad bad bad idea
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EvanTH posted:people are generally certain having an Olympics in Rio is a bad bad bad idea
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The Locator posted:Is that a real thing? Because holy poo poo, if it's not a photo shop, I never heard of this (not really much of a baseball fan). hm looks real to me
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EvanTH posted:people are generally certain having an Olympics in Rio is a bad bad bad idea after the world cup fiasco it is without a question a bad idea
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Scores after question 9: Grittybeard - 147 mentholmoose - 147 Mr. Fix It - 145 CellBlock - 144 DannoMack - 135 AllTerrineVehicle - 134 KIM JONG TRILL - 131 Haschel Cedricson - 130 Pet Rock Band - 130 abel wingnut - 129 Exodor - 128 elwoodcuse - 126 Ice To Meet You - 126 OperaMouse - 126 Buane - 125 josefstalinator - 122 Tadashi - 121 Inspector_666 - 121 myron cope - 121 FairGame - 119 tehchekt - 119 Twin Cinema - 119 Mike Works - 119 Spoeank - 118 The Glumslinger - 115 Crunkjuice - 114 Kalli - 114 skaboomizzy - 114 Xenophon - 113 Deadly Intersection - 109 DukeChin - 108 E_Motion - 107 Worthleast - 106 brainguy - 105 Azhais - 104 Benne - 104 Pander - 103 Pungry - 102 Reformed Pissboy - 100 Deathlove - 98 Tony Phillips - 98 Frank Eufemia - 98 swickles - 98 PantsFreeZone - 97 CzarStark - 96 IcePhoenix - 96 The Midniter - 96 Meeler09 - 95 alansmithee - 95 Everblight - 95 darkwolf220 - 94 Great White Hope - 91 Rincewind - 89 McStabby - 88 No Safe Word - 88 Bawfuls - 86 Christ Pseudoscientist - 86 Infidel Castro - 86 kalensc - 84 GuavaMoment - 83 KettleWL - 82 Shadow Ninja 64 - 82 C. Everett Koop - 81 Guignol - 80 Ammat the Ankh - 79 CannonFodder - 79 INSPECTAH DECK - 78 ChampRamp - 78 Spamtron7000 - 78 Silly Burrito - 77 doomocrat - 76 WienerDog - 76 i am not so sure - 75 Zodijackylite - 75 Paper Tiger - 74 tinstaach - 74 fartknocker - 73 Cruel and Unusual - 73 naginalJJ - 70 Articpuma - 69 zakharov - 69 Metapod - 68 Dingleberry Jones - 68 craigk - 66 pig slut lisa - 65 stab - 64 CBJSprague24 - 63 Rogue Elephant - 63 Vlad Antlerkov - 60 Pops Mgee - 60 Ninurta - 59 lloyol - 58 johnfw50 - 56 Recursive - 56 The Locator - 56 Nostalgia4Butts - 55 Parmesan Basil - 55 Flyinglemur - 55 Whypick1 - 54 ThinkTank - 54 Jawknee - 53 Badfinger - 51 Yoshifan823 - 50 tanglewood1420 - 50 GeneX - 49 JoelJoel - 49 Dale Ouise - 46 evanth - 46 marioinblack - 46 Anders - 45 Alfred P. Pseudonym - 37 sa fits - 37 Wall Balls - 32 Magicpants - 23 Thaddius the Large - 22 the talent deficit - 15 straight up brolic - 13 TUS - 10 Now for my favorite question... Question 10: Which athlete loves god more than Tim Tebow loves god?  
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straight up brolic posted:the world cup was fine I enjoyed it  actually a world in chaos and a resurgent Germany sort of unnerved me
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seiferguy posted:It takes officials until the semi-finals before officials realize beer pong is not an official event. - TUS Dammit you should've had my back two questions ago.
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EvanTH posted:people are generally certain having an Olympics fyp tia
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Metapod posted:you won't nature6pk beat me to it ill just flick his ear and run away
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I think this was my favorite answer of all my answers
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C. Everett Koop posted:fyp tia you're welcome in reverse
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Josh Hamilton only sees god in a loving needle
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mine's pretty correct even if it's going to be an ace and if it's not then you guys loving own harder than I knew
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Crunkjuice posted:Josh Hamilton only sees god in a loving needle He makes other people see God.
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Most of you didn't fall for it! Question 10: Which athlete loves god more than Tim Tebow loves god? No one / not possible / trick question - 26 Nostalgia4Butts doomocrat Whypick1 Paper Tiger (he loves god so much you guys you don't even know) darkwolf220 ThinkTank Deathlove Ice To Meet You Exodor Yoshifan823 Silly Burrito Great White Hope Wall Balls Magicpants Spoeank KettleWL (Tebow is out cutting baby dicks for god right now) Recursive GeneX Meeler09 FairGame Pops Mgee Reformed Pissboy DannoMack Everblight mentholmoose tanglewood1420 Russell Wilson - 9 kalensc Ammat the Ankh E_Motion (seriously his twitter is like 80% bible quotes) Dale Ouise Ninurta Mr. Fix It Pander OperaMouse PantsFreeZone Josh Hamilton - 8 naginalJJ elwoodcuse Tony Phillips zakharov (sometimes) craigk (although god is second to crack) Alfred P. Pseudonym (Notorious murderer) skaboomizzy Rogue Elephant Phillip Rivers - 6 Bawfuls brainguy Crunkjuice KIM JONG TRILL DukeChin Frank Eufemia Manny Pacquiao - 5 Xenophon CellBlock Guignol GuavaMoment The Midniter Adam Muema - 4 Thaddius the Large fartknocker Parmesan Basil Grittybeard Ray Lewis - 4 Worthleast McStabby Azhais Benne God Shammgod - 3 IcePhoenix CannonFodder No Safe Word Rocco Grimaldi - 3 Pungry sa fits Mike Works Kurt Warner - 3 CBJSprague24 stab Infidel Castro Jason Worilds - 2 johnfw50 CzarStark Mark Jackson - 2 Articpuma alansmithee Barry Bonds - 2 abel wingnut Badfinger Cory Lidle - 2 straight up brolic (they're flying planes together in Heaven) ChampRamp Mariano Rivera - 2 Zodijackylite Deadly Intersection ACES: David Booth - Jawknee AC Green - Haschel Cedricson A Muslim one - INSPECTAH DECK Antrel Rolle - Metapod Chris Kluwe - josefstalinator Albert Pujols - Tadashi Brent Gretzky (he loves his brother) - Anders Troy Polamalu - Cruel and Unusual RA Dickey - WienerDog Jeremy Lin - lloyol miroslav satan (get it???????) - Rincewind Rickey Henderson because Rickey is god - C. Everett Koop If it's not current athletes, Andy Pettitte - i am not so sure Dikembe Mutombo - Spamtron7000 If Tim Tebow actually loved God, God would have rewarded him with the talent to play professional sports as he has all the good athletes in every major league. Every successful professional athlete is more religious than Tebow. - evanth Eddie Harris - marioinblack Mike Tyson - Kalli Kevin Durant - Christ Pseudoscientist Carmelo Anthony (it counts if they think that *they* are god, right?) - The Locator Seth McClung - tinstaach jon “bones” jones - the talent deficit LeBron James - Pet Rock Band Ivan de Jesus - Vlad Antlerkov Aaron Hernandez - Dingleberry Jones Stevie Johnson - The Glumslinger Patrick Willis - tehchekt Every hispanic player ever - Shadow Ninja 64 Shawn Michaels - TUS Chad Curtis - Inspector_666 Mark Teixeira - myron cope Daniel Murphy - Buane Glenn Anderson -- Decent player who played on one of the best teams of all-time and managed to turn that into a HOF induction - Twin Cinema David (from David V Goliath, the original Wrestlemania) - Flyinglemur J. Leman - swickles Hakeem Olajuwon - AllTerrineVehicle Curt Schilling - pig slut lisa Any Spanish soccer player - JoelJoel
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And here's where I start tumbling down the rankings, I've got at least one ace and possibly two if no one else thought of the single joke answer I had. Nice to be tied for first this late though. e: Oh hey 4, not bad.
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seiferguy posted:Rocco Grimaldi - 3 oh come on, i had this one  e: also ty rincewind. satan 
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Jason Worilds quit football for God. The clear winner. e:well gently caress
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