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I was gonna do this one but thought it would be too mean. 
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But if Archie had used condoms, there would be a 19-0. So, no.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:09
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No Safe Word posted:
Whoops. Twin Cinema's should be, but EvanTH put Arthur Ashe in a very long form. The score will reflect that in my next post.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:09
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seiferguy posted:
Best non-joke answer I made in this entire game and I can't spell his name right. 
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Mar 27, 2015 04:09
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I honestly enjoy it when I do a joke answer and other people have the same one, it's reassuring to know I'm an rear end in a top hat, but not the only one.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:09
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Ammat The Ankh posted:I was gonna do this one but thought it would be too mean. no such thing you should see the baseball sheep where like 60% of the answers were jokes about Josh Hamilton killing a guy
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Mar 27, 2015 04:10
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GuavaMoment posted:I thought exactly the same thing, but it didn't stop me. cheater 
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Mar 27, 2015 04:11
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I figured Rae Carruth would be a clever/horrible joke answer, I forgot about the Carolina WR thread.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:11
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Scores after question 11: mentholmoose - 184 DannoMack - 182 CellBlock - 170 Exodor - 169 Mr. Fix It - 169 Ice To Meet You - 167 Spoeank - 165 KIM JONG TRILL - 158 elwoodcuse - 155 Grittybeard - 152 Buane - 147 OperaMouse - 146 FairGame - 146 myron cope - 143 Haschel Cedricson - 142 Pet Rock Band - 142 Meeler09 - 142 josefstalinator - 138 E_Motion - 137 AllTerrineVehicle - 136 Twin Cinema - 135 Xenophon - 133 skaboomizzy - 133 Deathlove - 132 abel wingnut - 132 Everblight - 132 The Glumslinger - 131 tehchekt - 131 Azhais - 129 Crunkjuice - 128 Reformed Pissboy - 127 Deadly Intersection - 126 DukeChin - 125 Inspector_666 - 125 Tadashi - 123 Mike Works - 123 Great White Hope - 122 darkwolf220 - 121 Worthleast - 121 Kalli - 120 swickles - 120 brainguy - 119 doomocrat - 117 Tony Phillips - 117 Pungry - 116 PantsFreeZone - 114 Pander - 113 Benne - 113 No Safe Word - 112 Silly Burrito - 111 IcePhoenix - 110 KettleWL - 110 alansmithee - 108 McStabby - 107 Pops Mgee - 107 CzarStark - 106 Paper Tiger - 105 Frank Eufemia - 105 The Midniter - 102 ThinkTank - 101 Bawfuls - 100 Spamtron7000 - 100 naginalJJ - 99 kalensc - 98 Christ Pseudoscientist - 98 Infidel Castro - 97 GeneX - 96 Whypick1 - 95 INSPECTAH DECK - 94 Recursive - 93 Nostalgia4Butts - 92 Rincewind - 92 Rogue Elephant - 92 ChampRamp - 91 Ammat the Ankh - 91 tanglewood1420 - 91 Guignol - 90 Cruel and Unusual - 89 Ninurta - 89 GuavaMoment - 89 zakharov - 88 Yoshifan823 - 87 Shadow Ninja 64 - 86 C. Everett Koop - 83 CannonFodder - 83 Metapod - 80 Parmesan Basil - 80 WienerDog - 79 Wall Balls - 79 stab - 78 fartknocker - 78 i am not so sure - 78 Zodijackylite - 78 pig slut lisa - 77 tinstaach - 76 craigk - 75 Dingleberry Jones - 74 Articpuma - 72 CBJSprague24 - 67 Vlad Antlerkov - 66 johnfw50 - 63 lloyol - 60 Alfred P. Pseudonym - 60 The Locator - 58 Dale Ouise - 57 Flyinglemur - 57 Jawknee - 55 Badfinger - 55 Magicpants - 51 JoelJoel - 51 evanth - 48 marioinblack - 48 Anders - 47 sa fits - 42 Thaddius the Large - 31 the talent deficit - 17 straight up brolic - 16 TUS - 12 Question 12: I look at the body of this athlete and I still wonder how the hell they play professional sports.   
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Mar 27, 2015 04:11
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drat I picked the wrong baseballing man.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:12
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fatshaming ow dare all of you check you're thin privlidge 
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Mar 27, 2015 04:13
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How the gently caress did I forget Lorenzen? Ugh, I'm bad at this.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:13
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Yeah, there's way too many giant fat guys playing baseball so I went in the opposite direction.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:13
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The only thing you should wonder about Jared Lorenzen is if it was possible for an athlete to be even more awesome than he was.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:13
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How did I forget The Battleship was still an "athlete". I am forever shamed... even though my answer isn't current I still think its right
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Mar 27, 2015 04:13
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Anyone who picked Marku Huntru should feel great shame
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Mar 27, 2015 04:13
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anyone who answer jared lorenzen deserves to be punched in the dick
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Mar 27, 2015 04:14
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Question 12: I look at the body of this athlete and I still wonder how the hell they play professional sports. Bartolo Colón - 28 doomocrat Bawfuls Xenophon craigk Great White Hope Ice To Meet You Tony Phillips Exodor zakharov abel wingnut Worthleast brainguy Spoeank Azhais marioinblack Infidel Castro FairGame DukeChin skaboomizzy Shadow Ninja 64 Inspector_666 Twin Cinema Benne Reformed Pissboy pig slut lisa Everblight DannoMack The Midniter Pablo Sandoval - 13 naginalJJ Paper Tiger johnfw50 E_Motion WienerDog i am not so sure Pander KIM JONG TRILL Christ Pseudoscientist The Glumslinger Rogue Elephant Grittybeard mentholmoose Phil Kessel - 12 stab Jawknee Dale Ouise ThinkTank Anders lloyol Spamtron7000 Guignol tinstaach Deadly Intersection GuavaMoment sa fits Prince Fielder - 9 Deathlove elwoodcuse Tadashi CellBlock Zodijackylite Vlad Antlerkov Frank Eufemia tehchekt Buane CC Sabathia - 6 Yoshifan823 Mr. Fix It Rincewind Badfinger myron cope AllTerrineVehicle Eli Manning - 5 Nostalgia4Butts Ninurta KettleWL Alfred P. Pseudonym Pops Mgee Vince Wilfork - 5 Whypick1 darkwolf220 McStabby Recursive PantsFreeZone Jared "Hefty Lefty/He AteMe/Pillsbury Throwboy/The Battleship" Lorenzen - 5 Thaddius the Large Silly Burrito fartknocker Meeler09 swickles David Ortiz - 3 Articpuma CannonFodder alansmithee Oscar Pistorius - 3 straight up brolic Magicpants evanth Any NFL Lineman - 2 CzarStark Flyinglemur John Daly - 2 Haschel Cedricson Mike Works Big Baby Glen Davis - 2 kalensc The Locator Tim Lincecum - 2 Cruel and Unusual Pet Rock Band Tony Stewart - 2 Parmesan Basil CBJSprague24 ACES: None, despite beliefs to the contrary a massive variety of body types can succeed in professional sports and those that can't are more along the lines of people with disabilities. I expect every response to the contrary to be made by some 300 pound programmer. - INSPECTAH DECK Wes Welker - Metapod Grady Sizemore - josefstalinator Jose Altuve - IcePhoenix Giannis Antetokounmpo - Pungry Spud Webb - ChampRamp Hunter Pence - Ammat the Ankh Eddie Lacy - Wall Balls Matt Megatoad Stonie - C. Everett Koop William "The Refrigerator" Perry - Crunkjuice Danny Woodhead - Kalli LaRon Landry - GeneX Tom Brady - OperaMouse steve nash - the talent deficit Serena Willams - Dingleberry Jones I'm blind. - TUS Miguel Cabrera - No Safe Word Thrill Kessel - JoelJoel Samit Patel - tanglewood1420
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Grittybeard posted:drat I picked the wrong baseballing man. There's a lot of weird baseball men so hopefully someone backed me up. E: dammit
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Mar 27, 2015 04:14
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Kalli posted:Yeah, there's way too many giant fat guys playing baseball so I went in the opposite direction. Yeah, but Bartolo is fat and old.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:14
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seiferguy posted:Oscar Pistorius - 3 
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Mar 27, 2015 04:15
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seiferguy posted:Giannis Antetokounmpo - Pungry ?????????????????? explain
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Mar 27, 2015 04:15
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seiferguy posted:Serena Willams - Dingleberry Jones Man, if she's not made for playing sports I don't know who is, woman's an amazing specimen.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:15
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Almost all the hockey posters said Kessel. 
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Mar 27, 2015 04:16
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John Daly was my inspiration for this question. He's also lost a lot of weight recently.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:16
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Thaddius the Large posted:Man, if she's not made for playing sports I don't know who is, woman's an amazing specimen. It's probably a "has a vagina" joke.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:16
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seiferguy posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
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Mar 27, 2015 04:16
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EvanTH posted:Every athlete is intensely religious because every professional athlete has had all their childhood dreams come true. Except Tim Tebow who learned he sucks at football Hockey players never talk about God. In fact they're more likely to jokingly refer to "the hockey gods". Comes with the player base being from not-particularly-religious countries I guess (Canada, Scandinavia).
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Mar 27, 2015 04:16
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I'm surprised that society has progressed enough to tolerate the existence of a man as willfully ugly as Tim Lincecum, let alone his presence on national television.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:17
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seiferguy posted:John Daly was my inspiration for this question. He's also lost a lot of weight recently. john daly is the charles barkley of golf and should be treated as such
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Mar 27, 2015 04:17
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Metapod posted:?????????????????? explain 
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Mar 27, 2015 04:17
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*checks avatar* Yup, checks out.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:17
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Metapod posted:john daly is the charles barkley of golf and should be treated as such Agreed. John Daly owns.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:17
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GuavaMoment posted:Almost all the hockey posters said Kessel. i almost went with buff almost http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2014/10/17/6994629/report-what-does-phil-kessel-do-for-a-living
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Mar 27, 2015 04:18
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lol
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Mar 27, 2015 04:18
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No Safe Word posted:*checks avatar* excuse me I'm a svelte 285
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Mar 27, 2015 04:18
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Ammat The Ankh posted:It's probably a "has a vagina" joke. Its more the two bowling balls she has in the back of her shorts
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Mar 27, 2015 04:18
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toe knee hand posted:Hockey players never talk about God. In fact they're more likely to jokingly refer to "the hockey gods". Comes with the player base being from not-particularly-religious countries I guess (Canada, Scandinavia).
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Scores after question 12: DannoMack - 210 Exodor - 197 mentholmoose - 197 Ice To Meet You - 195 Spoeank - 193 CellBlock - 179 Mr. Fix It - 175 FairGame - 174 KIM JONG TRILL - 171 Grittybeard - 165 elwoodcuse - 164 Twin Cinema - 163 Xenophon - 161 skaboomizzy - 161 abel wingnut - 160 Everblight - 160 Azhais - 157 Buane - 156 Reformed Pissboy - 155 DukeChin - 153 Inspector_666 - 153 Great White Hope - 150 E_Motion - 150 Worthleast - 149 myron cope - 149 brainguy - 147 OperaMouse - 147 Meeler09 - 147 doomocrat - 145 Tony Phillips - 145 Haschel Cedricson - 144 Pet Rock Band - 144 The Glumslinger - 144 AllTerrineVehicle - 142 Deathlove - 141 Benne - 141 tehchekt - 140 josefstalinator - 139 Deadly Intersection - 138 Tadashi - 132 The Midniter - 130 Crunkjuice - 129 Bawfuls - 128 darkwolf220 - 126 Pander - 126 Infidel Castro - 125 swickles - 125 Mike Works - 125 Kalli - 121 PantsFreeZone - 119 Paper Tiger - 118 Pungry - 117 zakharov - 116 Silly Burrito - 116 KettleWL - 115 Frank Eufemia - 114 Shadow Ninja 64 - 114 ThinkTank - 113 No Safe Word - 113 naginalJJ - 112 McStabby - 112 Spamtron7000 - 112 Pops Mgee - 112 IcePhoenix - 111 Christ Pseudoscientist - 111 alansmithee - 111 CzarStark - 108 Rogue Elephant - 105 pig slut lisa - 105 craigk - 103 Guignol - 102 GuavaMoment - 101 Whypick1 - 100 kalensc - 100 Rincewind - 98 Recursive - 98 Nostalgia4Butts - 97 GeneX - 97 INSPECTAH DECK - 95 Ninurta - 94 Yoshifan823 - 93 WienerDog - 92 ChampRamp - 92 Ammat the Ankh - 92 tanglewood1420 - 92 Cruel and Unusual - 91 i am not so sure - 91 stab - 90 tinstaach - 88 Zodijackylite - 87 CannonFodder - 86 C. Everett Koop - 84 fartknocker - 83 Parmesan Basil - 82 Metapod - 81 Wall Balls - 80 johnfw50 - 76 marioinblack - 76 Articpuma - 75 Vlad Antlerkov - 75 Dingleberry Jones - 75 lloyol - 72 Dale Ouise - 69 CBJSprague24 - 69 Jawknee - 67 Alfred P. Pseudonym - 65 Badfinger - 61 The Locator - 60 Anders - 59 Flyinglemur - 59 Magicpants - 54 sa fits - 54 JoelJoel - 52 evanth - 51 Thaddius the Large - 36 straight up brolic - 19 the talent deficit - 18 TUS - 13 Question 13: What was the most interesting sports news story of 2014?    Get ready to be embarrassed if you put an answer that happened in 2015!
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